Be sure to join us! We'll be on an Undernet server on:
#kerthawards (the moderated ceremony channel)
and also in #kerthchat (for everyone to chat with each other while watching the ceremony)
Also, don't forget to download the wavs that will be used during the ceremony!
Listening to the sounds is half the fun!! Download them here:
http://www.lcficmbs.com/kerthawards/sounds.html
Remember: #kerthawards will be a moderated channel, so only the emcees, the presenters, etc. will be able to talk in that channel. But definitely join everyone in the crowd channel, #kerthchat, where everyone will be talking excitedly before, during, and after the ceremony! But hold onto your hats! The scroll can be fierce. :)
We look forward to seeing you there! But if you can't come, a log of the ceremony AND of #kerthchat will be posted here, and probably on the fanfic Archive, so you can read everything that happened. :)
Some greetings and techie stuff removed
Original transcript can be found at http://veraliya.com/kerths/2007sidebyside.html
| the "onstage" portion of our show | the "kicking back with friends and throwing popcorn at the stage" part of the evening |
| <MetroRhodes> Yes, exactly <sistersue> And it's a good one, DJ! Hi Yvonne! <JulieS> Conny, you'll catch on ;) <ChiefPam> Auntie! :) <sistersue> I didn't prepare anything. No jinxes <JulieS> usually it's not as fast paced as it is on kerth night <YConnell> hey :) <Shayne> yeah <ChiefPam> Yeah, Kerth nights is like the normal night times ten... <Shayne> 4 screens at once is a little much <jojo_da_crow> wait did we have to write one for the presentaion? <MrsMosley> four? <Shayne> ya <MrsMosley> didn't have to jojo, I just didn't want to wing it <MrsMosley> I don't think well on the fly <Shayne> kerthawards, kerthchat,loisclark, lanekent <jojo_da_crow> LOL I don't even know what I am supposed to. LOL <jojo_da_crow> maybe i should figure that out <MetroRhodes> Me either - Sue does <g> but not me. <g> <sistersue> I do what? <MetroRhodes> Think well on the fly. <g> <sistersue> huh? * sistersue winks <MetroRhodes> LOLS <MrsMosley> loisclark has been empty every time I've popped in there lately <suez> whose fly? <ChiefPam> Think well about flies? <Shayne> don't think about people's flys * MetroRhodes claps her mouth shut <MrsMosley> yeah, it's not polite <Shayne> oops, too late * sistersue snorts <Qex> We do try and get together on tuesday nights, those... <MetroRhodes> Yay 24 minutes and counting!!! <Qex> though, not those.. I'm terrible tonight * MrsMosley is bouncy <Qex> :-) * sistersue seriously is going to be sick from nerves and excitement <YConnell> aw, S! <Doranwen> awwww <jojo_da_crow> okay so, do yvonne do i need to do anything special as a presenter? <sistersue> look pretty <jojo_da_crow> lol <jojo_da_crow> well i can pretend i look pretty <sistersue> don't trip <MetroRhodes> <suez> no misspelled words <MrsMosley> hah! <ChiefPam> Do *not* joke about dropping the envelope * jojo_da_crow is still in her pj's but will pretend she is in a ball gown <ChiefPam> seriously <Doranwen> don't forget where the envelope IS <MrsMosley> My spelling is awful on IRC <Doranwen> lol <MetroRhodes> LOL! <Doranwen> know about the red blinking window! <Doranwen> ahead of time <g> <ChiefPam> lol, Doran <MrsMosley> Ummm... that reminds me.... where do the presenters get the envelope? <BriGal> hi, everyone that came in! <jojo_da_crow> No but seriously... like do i need to have a speech or something <MetroRhodes> It pops up at the top like a chat window. <MetroRhodes> Right? <sistersue> arrrrgh! I'm on call this weekend and MY PAGER JUST WENT OFF! <MrsMosley> NOOO! <MetroRhodes> NOOOOOO! Sue! No! <JulieS> Jo jo, most presenters write their speech to make the presentation more interesting <suez> jojo, some people write up first, then cut and paste to save time <ChiefPam> stuff it under a pillow, quick! * MrsMosley crosses her fingers that its a false alarm <jojo_da_crow> ok <jojo_da_crow> i have 20 minutes then :) <JulieS> so you think ahead of what you want to say, any jokes to insert, etc <KSaraSara> DAVEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <SasSpeech> how to stall saying who wins :D <Doranwen> hehe <Doranwen> that's a classic one <JulieS> LOL Sas <Dave7> and the long drawn out pauses as you wait for the winner to be announced - all planned <Dave7> Sara!!!! <Doranwen> yup yup <SasSpeech> but we're not that evil, are we? <g> <ChiefPam> hah <Doranwen> rofl <MetroRhodes> LOL! Long pause <ChiefPam> Just don't netsplit <Dave7> of course you are <g> * Doranwen agrees <MetroRhodes> How can you avoid a netsplit? <Doranwen> very evil ;) <Doranwen> I have all sorts of proof of this <MrsMosley> what the heck is a netsplit? <jojo_da_crow> okay i can explain again <Doranwen> you did a good job <suez> a net split is when we all sit apart somewhere in space <MetroRhodes> SUE? Are you still with us? Was it a false alarm? <jojo_da_crow> the network of undernet is made up of a lot of different servers <jojo_da_crow> they all connect together to form the network <jojo_da_crow> every so often one or more servers will split off from the others <sistersue> I called and got their voice mail - I told them to call me back if it was a TRUE emergency. Otherwise I would just check in again on Monday. * Dave7 stops paying attention, lest he be educated <MetroRhodes> You watch - it will probably happen to me right in the middle of my presentation. <g> <jojo_da_crow> creating "two" networks... <Doranwen> rofl Dave <jojo_da_crow> so all the people on that one server will be in a channel by themselves <MrsMosley> I'm just praying the internet doesn't kick me off at a crucial moment. <MetroRhodes> Yay Sue! * BriGal grins <jojo_da_crow> and everyone else will be in a channel by themselves <MrsMosley> oh yuck jojo <BriGal> the internet has already kicked me at a crucial moment * BriGal blahs <Doranwen> lol <Qex> :/ <jojo_da_crow> so an ircop (one of the big ops) has to go in and reconnect the server <Doranwen> 'sall good now, though, so far * sistersue has a dirty mind - when did it kick you off, BriGal? <BriGal> 45 m ago <BriGal> afk a min * Dave7 starts paying attention again, 'cause he thinks he knows what Sue is talking about <jojo_da_crow> hahaha * sistersue snorts Dave got it <MetroRhodes> LOL <sistersue> Never leave me hanging with "crucial moment" <g> * Dave7 grins <BriGal> sorry,m had chicken hands <BriGal> well, wasn't a crucial moment, but we were left without ops <Conny> I don't know how that happened, I got lost... * BriGal changes topic to 'Welcome to the 2007 Kerth Awards! The awards will start at 6pm EST. 12 minutes!' <Dave7> oh, damn * Dave7 needs to find his tie <Psychofurbal> Hey Everone! <Dave7> can't find the bowtie - will a real tie do? <g> <LaraMoon> if the design on the tie is loud, you're fine <MetroRhodes> LOL <ChiefPam> lol, Lara <BriGal> \ /me giggles <sistersue> I think he looks dashing, don't knock the tie * MrsMosley puts on her sparkly tiara <Dave7> well... it's bright red <g> * MetroRhodes puts on slinky green dress <ChiefPam> But did you steamroller a clown over it? <LaraMoon> we've all got Superman crowns here. LOL <MetroRhodes> Lol <ChiefPam> we have certain standards <sistersue> So flannel PJ pants are out? <MetroRhodes> <Dave7> no, clown, but... uh... * Dave7 puts on his loudest shirt <LaraMoon> Sue - if Clark is in your closet still, then PJs are fine. <g> <sistersue> wow - I can see that shirt from here <ChiefPam> lol <MetroRhodes> LOL!!! <sistersue> heh <MetroRhodes> He's not in her closet... unless she took him with her <sistersue> If Clark was in my closet I wouldn't be wearing, uh, flannel. <MetroRhodes> No kidding! <LaraMoon> *lol* <YConnell> Just to warn you - I'm a bit rusty on IRC stuff, so apologies in advance if there are a few technical hiccups <g> <MetroRhodes> *hic* <Doranwen> hehe <KSaraSara> oh me too <g> <LaraMoon> *ups* * BriGal grions * YConnell looks suspiciously at MR: have you been drinking? <MetroRhodes> Not yet... <g> <YConnell> lol <Dave7> Y!!! <Doranwen> lol <YConnell> D! <AnnaBtG> hey everyone! <Nan> I hope those sounds were enough for now, DJ <MetroRhodes> Yay! Thanks Nan! <Nan> You're welcome. I like to collect Lnc sounds as often as I can. <BriGal> I should know better than to cook on Kerth night... <Doranwen> lol <MetroRhodes> Did you burn the rice AGAIN?! <Nan> That's a recipe for disaster <Doranwen> rofl <ChiefPam> Almost requires a kitchen crusade! <g> <MrsMosley> cook on Kerth night? Blasphemy! <MetroRhodes> LOL! <Nan> ouch! <LaraMoon> cook? what's that? <Daisymay390> lol <KSaraSara> lol <MetroRhodes> Oooo 9 minutes and counting!!! * Qex doesn't have a kitchen, so cooking is out any day * LaraMoon only knows how to make 4 things... <BriGal> I didn't burn the rice3 the first time! Just the water <ChiefPam> lol <MrsMosley> do they all require chocolate? <Nan> Clark can clean my fridge any day. It needs a superman to fight off the inhabitants. <MetroRhodes> Oh, that's right - pardon. <BriGal> no, the cabbage is slightly brown <MetroRhodes> Eeeeoooo! <MetroRhodes> I bet your house smells lovely. <MetroRhodes> <g> <Nan> lol <MetroRhodes> Ahhh, the smell of burnt cabbage on Kerths night... <LaraMoon> Lisa - yeah... so I don't cook, being as though I'm trying to be on a diet.... <BriGal> the chicken overpowers the cabbage <BriGal> lol <Nan> I have 2 teenagers who stuff things into the back and forget about them ... <MrsMosley> *snort* <jojo_da_crow> <Nan> How nostalgic. <JulieS> LOL! <BriGal> lol <sistersue> My son explodes things in there and doesn't clean it up. <MetroRhodes> Yeah, purple stuff, right Sue? <LaraMoon> chemestry experiments? <Nan> What kid does? <MetroRhodes> Did you ever figure out what it was? <sistersue> That's right - something purple and very sticky <MetroRhodes> LOL * ChiefPam prefers not to think about the back of her fridge... <sistersue> That only works for so long, Pam. Then it gets scary... * CatBru pants heavily <Meowoof> Can someone help me with these sounds - or check to see if they work. All I get is beeps. <CatBru> Did I make it? <Meowoof> JoJo, did you get the sounds? <AnnaBtG> yes, Cat! :) <sistersue> You're here! <CatBru> hurrahs! <MetroRhodes> Did you get that sound? <Meowoof> What did you send, DJ. I got a beep <jojo_da_crow> Yes <MetroRhodes> duh.wav <ELK> Hi everyone! :) <jojo_da_crow> but then I found out i needed to restart irc to get them to work... and i decided against it lol <Psychofurbal> god...that scared me <Meowoof> Okay, I got Heyba from somebody. <JulieS> Wendy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <Meowoof> Thanks. * BriGal rushes around the kitchen, a whole raw egg - in shell - in her mouth <MetroRhodes> That came from Kerthawards window... <ChiefPam> lol, I just sang along with that and got it all right... <Wendymr> Dave, you weren't supposed to be here!" * BriGal changes topic to 'Welcome to the 2007 Kerth Awards! ' <ChiefPam> haven't sung "heyba" in a looong while... <MetroRhodes> LOL <Dave7> I know, just here til I have to dash off <g> <MetroRhodes> With a "whoosh"? <Wendymr> lol <sistersue> I hope you have a good excuse <MetroRhodes> No cheese please... <Dave7> ... how'd you know? <Wendymr> just made it in time AND managed to watch DW S3 ep 1 first ;) <SaskiaK> yay! <Kaethel> so how was it, W? <Dave7> oh - is it good? <Qex> I thought it was good <Wendymr> very good :) <KSaraSara> ack! no spoilers, though! ;) <JulieS> aw, I'm downloading it now <g> <Dave7> damn <SaskiaK> I love it! <JulieS> no spoilers ;) <Wendymr> I was surprised by how much I liked it <ChiefPam> All these poor neglected sound files that sit around my hard drive all year... only get to come out to play this one night... <Dave7> you're supposed to say it was horrible :( <BriGal> hehe <Wendymr> lol <KSaraSara> remind me to d/l during the break, Wendy! <Wendymr> sorry ,g> <CatBru> I've been watching a billion episodes of Lois and Clark recently =D <MetroRhodes> LOL Pam <Wendymr> will do, Sara * KSaraSara squeeees!!! <JulieS> actually, I kinda thick, so at first I decided "Smith and Jones" was just the name of the confidential or something. Took me a few minutes to realise. <f> <JulieS> <g>* <KSaraSara> I'm so nervous and excited! <JulieS> I'm* <Wendymr> am just about to upload it to the FTPO <Qex> Wendy -- do you want me to send you a copy of RadioTimes? They have a neat feature and 2 different DW covers * MrsMosley claps <Wendymr> sounds good :) But the problem is there've been way too many spoilers for the season <KSaraSara> eeeee!!!! * Dave7 is mostly spoiler free <LaraMoon> squee! * CatBru is totally spoiler free ;) <jennidebb> Hi everyone:) <Qex> So am I, except for small blurbs <JulieS> actually, my only serious spoiler came from Wendy <g> <YConnell> Oh, wow! So wonderful to see so many people here :) <CatBru> I want a great big reporter man! :( <Dave7> hey, I'd like to think I spoiled you rotten <g> <Wendymr> lol <MetroRhodes> lol <Meowoof> Is this a lot of people, Yvonne? <JulieS> lol, you do ;) <KSaraSara> more than last year, I think! <MetroRhodes> There was over 90 last year wasn't there? | |
| <Kaethel> Midnight here... time to turn into a pumpkin... uh... I mean, Time for the fun to begin! <Kaethel> Welcome to the 2007 Kerth Awards. Many, many thanks to all of you who joined us for the ceremony. <Kaethel> Please take your seats, have some Champagne, tidy up your gowns and tux... <Kaethel> (and forgive my typos... have some more Champagne for that) * YConnell giggles into her microphone <Kaethel> First let's all give a first round of applause for all the authors who give us so many enjoyable hours of fun every year | <ChiefPam> it's starting! <BriGal> YAY! <MetroRhodes> Oh, maybe not... <BriGal> can't remember <MrsMosley> starting! YAY! <Meowoof> By the way, guys, I'm Classicalla. I can't seem to change my nick! <BriGal> I think it was over 60 <Wendymr> WOOHOO! Go H! <ChiefPam> please take your seats... and put them on the chairs provided... <Ximemia> Midnight? Its only 3 pm * BriGal rushes around the kitchen * Dave7 takes his seat, has some champagne and tidies his gown and/or tux <Wendymr> and for anyone who's waiting, S3 ep 1 will be uploaded in about 1 hour 20 mins <CatBru> I'm really CatherineBruce, but that name's a wee bit too long for here... * MetroRhodes takes deep breath <Doranwen> Saara!!!!! :D :D <jojo_da_crow> lol |
| <Kaethel> And please welcome Lisa onto the stage with our first award: Best Super Short Story! <YConnell> +v mrsmosley <MrsMosley> Actually Doranwen is supposed to do this one :) * Kaethel takes the Champagne away from Y ;) <Kaethel> aha! * Kaethel takes the Champagne away from self too then <g< <Doranwen> Well, the nominees this year are . . . * Doranwen turns around as she hears a psst sound <Doranwen> What? <Doranwen> You mean I'm supposed to give a real speech? <Doranwen> I thought this was Best Super Short? <YConnell> lol <Doranwen> Oh, it's the *stories* that are super short, got it. <Kaethel> lol * Doranwen turns back to audience <Doranwen> Ahem, sorry there, folks. <Doranwen> The category of Best Super Short is for those stories which fit a size limit of 1-10 kb. They're perfect for a quick read as you scarf down your breakfast in the morning, get dressed, and do your hair. <Doranwen> They range from funny bits that have us clutching our sides in laughter to waffy mini-passages that make us sigh happily. For the fanfic addict who can't afford the time for longer amounts, these bite-size portions are the little doses of fic that can get you through the day. <Doranwen> This year, the nominees for Best Super Short are: <Doranwen> Damn Good Thing, by MrsMosley <Doranwen> His Body Above Her, by C_A <Doranwen> Incompatible, by David <Doranwen> Touch, by Chris Carr <Doranwen> World Enough, and Time, by C_A <Doranwen> and the winner is . . . * Doranwen waits for the envelope <Doranwen> Touch, by Chris Carr! | * MrsMosley applauds <KSaraSara> YAY * jojo_da_crow claps * KSaraSara applauds!! * BriGal applauds. YAY! <Qex> Yay!!!! * MetroRhodes claps and whistles * MrsMosley throws confetti * sistersue claps <Wendymr> YAY Authors! * AnnaBtG claps <Conny> *claps* <Wendymr> ...since I'm not really one any more ;) <KSaraSara> hey A!!!!!!!!!! * CatBru tries to applaud, but is pooped from running up stairs :P <Wendymr> A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * JulieS throws confetti `*-.,._.-*'~`*-.,._.-*'~`*-.,._.-*'~`*-.,._.-*'~`*-.,._.-*'~ <AMCiotola> Yo <ChiefPam> yay, authors! :) <KSaraSara> once an author, always an author, W! ;) <Doranwen> Lisa????? <LaraMoon> yay Lisa! <Doranwen> it's ME <MrsMosley> nice drabble, btw, wendy :) * sistersue claps for Lisa <Doranwen> says so on my program <jojo_da_crow> lol <Meowoof> Ah, now, all I'm getting is beeps again! <AnnaBtG> maybe they've got the wrong name <Doranwen> maybe <Doranwen> but I have a speech <Doranwen> lol <Doranwen> good <Doranwen> someone was paying attention <g> <BriGal> there! If it's not done, too bad! <MetroRhodes> LOL! <KSaraSara> LOL <Psychofurbal> LOL!! <Doranwen> rofl <MetroRhodes> Who's been drinking Yvonne? <Daisymay390> I downloaded the sounds but they arent playing <sistersue> Poor Yvonne. You can come have mixed drinks with the rest of us. <ChiefPam> And what does Yvonne taste like? * CatBru wants Champagne... =( <KSaraSara> lol Pam! <MetroRhodes> LOL!!! Everyone's drinking... <Dave7> lol Pam * BriGal changes topic to 'Welcome to the 2007 Kerth Awards! - First Award: Super Short' <KSaraSara> lol Doran! * AnnaBtG giggles <CatBru> hee! * CapeFtish darns her being under 21 <ChiefPam> <g> <LaraMoon> LOL <Psychofurbal> lol doran!! <Conny> *lol* <jennidebb> lol * BriGal passes CapeFtish a cream soda <KSaraSara> you mean folcs! ;) <sistersue> heh <LaraMoon> Jessi - you'd be legal in my country... <MrsMosley> what a way to tease us! <JulieS> lol * CatBru darns self for being 'on duty.' Grumble. <CapeFtish> Oooo, cream soda, so much better than alcohol! <Nan> Daisymay39 go to tools options sounds requests and make sure all five boxes are checked. * Dave7 is reminded that he needs to do his hair. crap. :( <JulieS> good luck, nominees :) <Wendymr> good luck, all! <MetroRhodes> Oooooh, this is so exciting! <KSaraSara> good luck, everyone!!!!! <jennidebb> good luck <SaskiaK> good luck, all!!! <AnnaBtG> good luck everyone! :) <LaraMoon> good luck! <Babsi> good luck!!!! * MrsMosley stomach hurts <ChiefPam> good luck, all! <|Evilness> Daisymay, check this http://nene2811.livejournal.com/1128.html and see if the instructions help <BriGal> good luck! <ChiefPam> Doran knows about the blinky red light, right? <KSaraSara> lol yes <Meowoof> Good luck everyone! |
| <YConnell> okay, Chris isn't able to be here tonight <YConnell> But I'm sure she'd be absolutely thrilled with this :) <YConnell> Just imagine Chris bouncing up and down on the platform, okay? <g> <Kaethel> She'll be over the moon! <Kaethel> Does FexEx deliver the Awards to Northern Scotland? <YConnell> Possibly, though maybe not to her corner <Kaethel> In any case, congrats, Chris! <YConnell> We'll have to have a word with that guy in a cape <Kaethel> good idea! <YConnell> Batman does do deliveries, doesn't he? | * BriGal changes topic to 'Welcome to the 2007 Kerth Awards! - First Award: Super Short - Congratulations to Chris Carr!' <Doranwen> yeah, it just wasn't THERE <Doranwen> lol <Wendymr> WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <ChiefPam> Yay, Chris!!!!! <MetroRhodes> Yay!!! Congrats Chris! <jojo_da_crow> Nice! <Wendymr> Go Chris!!!! <SaskiaK> congratulations Chris!!!!!!!!!! <KSaraSara> YAY CHRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <Psychofurbal> Congrats CHRIS!!!! <MrsMosley> YAY CHRIS! <Babsi> congrats chris <jennidebb> great CHris:) <LaraMoon> ay congrats Chris! <CatBru> Woooo! Congrats!! <AnnaBtG> yay Chris!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) <Psychofurbal> woohoo!! <Wendymr> so happy for her :)))) <ELK> YAY CHRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <Conny> Congratulations! <Doranwen> congratulations Chris! :D <JulieS> congrays Chris!!!!!!!! <|Evilness> yay, Chris!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <ML_T> congrats, chris <SaaraB> congrats Chris! <JulieS> +t <BriGal> congrats Chris! <Qex> Yay, Chris!!!! <Meowoof> Really a great story! * KSaraSara dances in excitement <Qex> well done!!! <ChiefPam> Really a great author, too, and under-Kerthed <g> <Nan> yay Chris! <KSaraSara> well done, Chris!!! <ChiefPam> Chris if you're reading the scroll... we love ya! <Dave7> yay Chris! <jennidebb> she will be thrilled:) <ChiefPam> No, but Santa might <g> <Wendymr> guys, I can't DCC, so please don't try to request sounds from me! <CatBru> Or UPS =D <BriGal> lol <BriGal> If anyone needs sounds, you can try getting them from me instead <Meowoof> Hey, I don't see Labby here... <LaurieD> Hi there... what's the other channel name?? <MrsMosley> yeah I was just wondering about LabRat too <MrsMosley> kerthawards <BriGal> kerthawards <jojo_da_crow> #kerthawards |
| <Kaethel> and now that this Kerth-Coordinator is finally on the right page of her program...here's Rachel presenting our next Award: Best Short Story. <Kaethel> possibly <g> <Psychofurbal> Thanks Kae! :) <Psychofurbal> Using heartfelt emotions and descriptive words, the stories presented here are concise, and depict an-- <YConnell> Rach, you there? <Psychofurbal> Sorry stage fright * YConnell offers Rach a glass of water * Psychofurbal drinks it * Psychofurbal stares timidly at the audience * YConnell gives Rach an encouraging pat on the back * Kaethel wonders if *water* is the best remedy... <YConnell> Who says it was really water? * Psychofurbal Hiccups <Psychofurbal> Ooo better now! <Psychofurbal> Okay let's get this party on the road! <YConnell> There you go. Amazing what 'water' will do to a girl <Psychofurbal> Using heartfelt emotions and descriptive words, the stories presented here are concise, and depict an-- * Ruth whispers kiiiilll in Rach's ear <Psychofurbal> ....and depict an element <Ruth> Kill * Psychofurbal swats hand at ear <Psychofurbal> ...known to short stories. What makes these fics super-- * Ruth hisses killllllllllllllllllllllllllllll * Psychofurbal lets out an exasperated sigh <Psychofurbal> ...is they can deliver a waff or a wham, maybe even some comedy in a short amount of time. <Ruth> Die, die, die! * Psychofurbal looks up to the sky asking god to send down a lighting bolt to kill her. * Psychofurbal gets hit by lighting bolt * Psychofurbal blows out a puff of smoke and mumbles <Psychofurbal> Anyway, where was I... <Ruth> You were presenting the nominees. * Psychofurbal looks to the right and sees Ruth. <Psychofurbal> How the hell?! * Ruth waves <Psychofurbal> Oh, so now you want to come out and play? You're just like all the other muses - never around when you're needed, then you show up at the most inconvenient times wanting to play. * Ruth tugs on Rach's sleeve and begs to write a fic <Psychofurbal> No, you're strictly a video muse. <Psychofurbal> As I was saying before... <Ruth> But I wanna kill Lois nooooww! <Psychofurbal> Now is really not the time or place to be talking like that! There are witnesses! * Psychofurbal eyes and nods her head to the audience <Ruth> Since when did you care? Last time I remember, you laughed with glee when we did such things. * Psychofurbal gives Ruth a knowing look <Psychofurbal> Not *now*. If you don't wait, they'll be killing no one *ever*. * Ruth storms off to sulk * Psychofurbal sighs and roll eyes her eyes, tossing her speech notes off to the side <Psychofurbal> Might as well forget the speech now and just get to onto the Best Short Story nominees... <Psychofurbal> Before the Beginning By Nan Smith <Psychofurbal> Betrayal of Justice By Catherine Bruce <Psychofurbal> Betrayal of Justice By Catherine Bruce <Psychofurbal> Betrayal of Justice By Catherine Bruce <Psychofurbal> sorry lag <Ruth> Oh, you like the death, see? <g> <Psychofurbal> Galactically Stupid - The Whole Story by ML Thompson <Psychofurbal> Go Softly Into the Night by Yvonne Connell <Psychofurbal> Galactically Stupid - The Whole Story by ML Thompson <Psychofurbal> Go Softly Into the Night by Yvonne Connell <Psychofurbal> Proof/Proof and Consequences/Proof or Dare by Sue S. <Psychofurbal> She's by Terry Leatherwood <Psychofurbal> Truth, Justice, and Superman's Way by Tank Wilson <Ruth> Oooh! Another death one!! * Ruth coughs innocently <Psychofurbal> And the winner is... <Psychofurbal> Go Softly Into the Night by Yvonne Connell | <Doranwen> go Rach! :D <CatBru> I read that as "We'll have a word with that guy in Tape"... O.o <Doranwen> lol <MrsMosley> go Rachel! * BriGal changes topic to 'Welcome to the 2007 Kerth Awards! Join #kerthawards for the ceremony - First Award: Super Short - Congratulations to Chris Carr!' <BriGal> there we go <BriGal> LOL <Dave7> lol <CatBru> Go Rachel! <AnnaBtG> go Rach! :) <ChiefPam> lol Cat <MetroRhodes> Go Rach! <Dave7> batmobile is just made to carry packages <g> * Ruth needs a voice <g> <BriGal> a voice? <Ruth> I'm Rach's muse ;) <BriGal> lol. oh <sistersue> Did Rachel drop her notes? <Meowoof> Where did Rach go? <MetroRhodes> LOL <jojo_da_crow> lol <jojo_da_crow> no one told the guys ahead of time <sistersue> "depict an..." What? I'm dying here! <jojo_da_crow> so they could voice them <MrsMosley> Rach is teasing us <Kaethel> do we need to voice you, Ruth? <sistersue> awwww, Rachel <Ruth> yes, please <MetroRhodes> LOL!!! <CatBru> Awwww! <Kaethel> Ah! She's back <Dave7> lol * MrsMosley throws popcorn at Rachel * BriGal giggles <Dave7> poor Rach <MetroRhodes> Don't make me throw a shoe at you Rach. <Meowoof> Stage fright on the IRC. LOL * CatBru BITES Rachel for encouragement * BriGal stays back from the spray <jojo_da_crow> Kaethel i thnk Ruth needs a voice in the main chat * MetroRhodes gets out smelling salts * CatBru purrs and cuddles Rachel <CatBru> LOL! <sistersue> lol Yvonne <MetroRhodes> LOLS <BriGal> LOL <Doranwen> ROFL <MetroRhodes> Yvonne! <SaskiaK> LOL!!! * AnnaBtG giggles <jennidebb> lol * Doranwen is doing her rofling over a mic to Sas, keeps forgetting to type it <g> <Conny> *LOL* <BriGal> OMG.. I hope it's not the same "water" I brought back from West Virginia <ChiefPam> eek <MetroRhodes> Ack <jojo_da_crow> on no murder at the keths * jojo_da_crow hides <Meowoof> Moonshine!!! <sistersue> lol - my cousin-in-law makes WVa "water" * MrsMosley is to die before she finishes this * Wendymr murmurs 'Exterminate...' <Conny> *ROTFL* <ChiefPam> lol, W <LaraMoon> LOL <Dave7> rofl! <BriGal> EEeeeek! maybe Ruth doesn't need voice! <MetroRhodes> lol * BriGal pokes Wendy <JulieS> LOL! <AnnaBtG> lol <Doranwen> ROFL! <Kaethel> LOL * BriGal snickers <Dave7> LOL <MetroRhodes> Ack! <sistersue> oh no! <MrsMosley> RACHEL! <CatBru> Who write Wham? *innocent* <BriGal> eek! <SaaraB> Ruth reminds me of the alien in ID4 <g> * Wendymr revives Rach with her sonic screwdriver ;) <ChiefPam> Rachel looks really funky with her hair standing out like that... <CatBru> Awww, poor Rachel! <Meowoof> Argghh... Still not getting sounds. At least for this channel. <sistersue> heh - hate those muses sometimes <Wendymr> Classicalla, you wouldn't have had that one - it's not a Kerth sound <MetroRhodes> Ha! <BriGal> Muses are fickle things <CatBru> !!! GET HER, RUTH!! <MetroRhodes> Yes, make the muses stay in their genre! <YConnell> Wendy, where did you get that screwdriver??? <Meowoof> Oh, thanks, Wendy. <CatBru> We need more Psychofurball vids. =D <ChiefPam> lol Rach & Ruth <MrsMosley> i agree <jojo_da_crow> lol <ChiefPam> Tricia! G'morning <g> <Triciaw> Hi everyone!! <jojo_da_crow> aww mine isn't nearly as entertaining <Wendymr> Y, they have them on amazon.co.uk ;) <Meowoof> Break out Bubbles and Babbles, DJ. <CatBru> NOOOOOO!!! <jojo_da_crow> lol <Dave7> ROFL! oh, Rach is bad! <g> <LaraMoon> lol <BriGal> lol <MetroRhodes> <MetroRhodes> Hi UltraW (Andreia?) <Meowoof> Hey, Ultra - yes Andreia? <YConnell> Ooh, she's multiplying <CatBru> WOOT! I got nominated THRICE!!! <MetroRhodes> Uh oh, she's stuck! * AnnaBtG giggles <UltraW> Hi, all! <ChiefPam> lol <MrsMosley> guess Rach likes your fic <CatBru> >=D <LaraMoon> rofl <sistersue> I think she's rigged it for Catherine here <Dave7> damn, that must be a good story - three noms! <Wendymr> lol <Babsi__> lol Cat * CatBru preens <Doranwen> ROFL <BriGal> lol, Cat <Kaethel> LOL <MrsMosley> good luck noms! <sistersue> that's a heck of a lag <MetroRhodes> Her CD has a skip... <Kaethel> is there an echo in there? <YConnell> Hey, ML got two noms as well <BriGal> lots of lag <ChiefPam> Go, Sue, go Sue... <Wendymr> good luck all!!! <BriGal> so did you, Yvonne! <sistersue> me waves <LaurieD> She really IS psycho <JulieS> good luck, everyone!! <BriGal> good luck to all the nominees! <AnnaBtG> good luck, everyone! :) <jennidebb> good luck all <Wendymr> I loved too many stories in that category <LaraMoon> good luck everyone!! <Meowoof> Good luck everyone. <MetroRhodes> drumroll <CapeFtish> Good luck! <Babsi__> good luck!!! <SaskiaK> good luck everyone! * CatBru crosses toes |
| <Psychofurbal> Congrats Yvonne!! <YConnell> Who? <YConnell> Me?????? * Kaethel points at Y and grins <YConnell> Eek. <YConnell> Been so busy organising stuff, I hadn't even considered the possibility I might win something <YConnell> Well, I'm...I'm...I'm...tongue-tied <YConnell> But thank you :)))) <YConnell> I really enjoyed writing this story - you know I like killing people - so I'm honoured that it won this award :) * YConnell staggers off to somewhere quiet to mop her brow <Kaethel> listen up guys! Yvonne confessed that she enjoys killing people! And we've got the log to prove it!!!! <YConnell> Oops... <Kaethel> too late ;) <YConnell> Luckily, I do the logs, so I can erase the evidence <g> <Kaethel> darnit! <Kaethel> oh well, we'll find a way to make you say it again! * YConnell chuckles evilly | <Ruth> YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <MetroRhodes> Yay! Yvonne! <Wendymr> WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <MrsMosley> YAY Yvonne! <LaraMoon> Yay Yvonne! <BriGal> I think I had to break out the dice for this category <SaskiaK> yay Yvonne!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <sistersue> WHEEEE! Yvonne! <CatBru> WOOO! Yay Yvonne! <ChiefPam> Yay, Y!!!!! <|Evilness> yay!!! Go Yvonne!!!!!!!! <jojo_da_crow> wooooo <Babsi__> congrats yvonne! <AnnaBtG> yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Yvonne!! <Wendymr> I LOVED that story <SaaraB> yay Yvonne!! well done!! :) <Nan> Congrats Yvonne! <Doranwen> congratulations Y!!!!!!! <JulieS> yay Yvonne!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Congrats!!!!!!! <MrsMosley> Yeah this was a hard one <Qex> YAY!!!! * BriGal changes topic to 'Welcome to the 2007 Kerth Awards! Join #kerthawards for the ceremony - Best Short Story - Congrats Yvonne!' <Conny> Congratulations Yvonne! <Triciaw> Yay Yvonne!!!! <Shayne> congrats, Yvonne <Dave7> yay Y!! <jojo_da_crow> Grats tvonne! <jennidebb> congrats Yvonne <jojo_da_crow> err <jojo_da_crow> yvonne even <Wendymr> loved Tank's as well. Tough choice <Meowoof> Congrats, Yvonne! <AnnaBtG> that was an awesome fic <MetroRhodes> Hee hee <CapeFtish> Congrats Yvonne!! <Wendymr> lol Y <UltraW> Congrats Yvonne! <ELK> YAY YVONNE!!!!! <jojo_da_crow> everyone did so well this year <BriGal> congrats, Yvonne! <jojo_da_crow> it was a hard category <MetroRhodes> lol <BriGal> OH NO! I forgot! * BriGal runs to get her gold bouncer arm band <Wendymr> lol <BriGal> much better <Meowoof> Yes, it was a hard category! <MrsMosley> I think Rach forgot to name one of the noms <MetroRhodes> She did? <sistersue> who? <Kaethel> I think the lag might have eaten it up, Lisa <BriGal> blame the lag <Kaethel> more like it <Dave7> lol! <sistersue> heh, Yvonne <Doranwen> rofl Y <MrsMosley> C's Innocence Lost - horrible lag <ChiefPam> rofl, Y |
| <Kaethel> maybe with our next category? Saskia might be convincing enough and make you speak... Here is she to present the Best Mid-Length Story Award. <SaskiaK> Best Mid-Length Story. One of my favourite categories. Not too long or short, but just ideal for an hour or two of reading pleasure. Some of it is waffy, others have a nice A-plot, and there are some with both. So I adore this category. And that's why I think it's time more stories are written for it. <SaskiaK> No one is against more stories, right? <SaskiaK> I thought so. <SaskiaK> Now, let me run a few ideas past you. Maybe it strikes your fancy and it will leave me happy knowing more is being written. I think it'd be nice to wake up in a few hours and find out someone actually already took my little ideas. <SaskiaK> So... Have you ever wondered what would happen if Lois had said 'I do' to Lex? And that they'd live together for years, bringing a huge bridge between Lois and Clark? Before Lois would become President of the United States? And maybe some huge disaster would happen, like Nightfall? <SaskiaK> Or... hey, that's actually not a bad idea! Ever thought about what goes on during the airing of an episode of Lois & Clark? So maybe you could write about that, with your own idea for an episode. I bet that would be a lot of fun! <SaskiaK> Maybe a little revelation story is an order too. Like, ehm... just after WWW? Get Lois and Clark chained up in some old run down building with a bomb about to explode? Guaranteed revelation. And to build up the tension, you could put them on a stake out, together, in an apartment where they just have to talk. Mind you, I'd like more than talking to happen. <g> <SaskiaK> Or Lucy comes back to stay with Lois again and she tries to make Lois jealous enough to admit her feelings for Clark? You could throw in a little A-plot here, like, say, Lex? And a revelation? It's about time for little kitchen encounter as well. Nekkid Clark rules! <SaskiaK> Ahem, sorry, I got a little carried away. But who wouldn't... <SaskiaK> Ooh hey, I just got another idea. Last one for tonight, I promise! I didn't hand out any ideas for waffy just yet. Maybe Lois and Clark could go to an engagement party and Lois could get all upset about not having found her Shining Knight on the White Horse yet and having her happily ever after. Of course, Clark is there to comfort her and ehm... yeah, make it waffy. <SaskiaK> Any takers yet? <SaskiaK> What do you mean, they've already been written? You mean I could already go and read about them? Wow! Erm, excuse me for a while then, I have to see for myself and probably be off to read them all. <Kaethel> LOL! Don't you dare! <SaskiaK> Whoops! Sorry! Got a bit sidetracked. But now that you mention it, they really do sound familiar! * SaskiaK thinks really hard for a moment. <SaskiaK> Yeah, I already read those. And do you know just where? Right here! Guess that's what I'm here for. To present this award. Right? <SaskiaK> So on to our fantastic nominees. With all those great ideas out there, it was really hard to make a choice. But we can only have one winner - barring a tie - and one of these stories will be it. Who will it be? <SaskiaK> Will it be Paul's hilarious The Inside Scoop? <SaskiaK> Or the waffy Longings of the Heart by Erin? <SaskiaK> Maybe it's going to be the amazing The Next Step by Sue. <SaskiaK> How about Shayne's ingenious Nocturne? <SaskiaK> And lastly, there is the witty Novel Idea by Metro Rhodes. <SaskiaK> I'll go straight to the winner now. No lousy distractions of glasses, falling envelopes, cutting fingers, fainting, coughing fits, getting sick or something equally annoying. You know, I could try falling asleep... neah, I'll keep that for some future year. <SaskiaK> So, without further ado, the winner is... <SaskiaK> Longings of the Heart by Erin Klingler | <KSaraSara> ROTFL!!! <CatBru> GO DEATHFIC!!! <MetroRhodes> lol <JulieS> rotfl <CatBru> erm, I mean.. <BriGal> lol <Wendymr> lol <MrsMosley> poor Jonathan Kent <Ruth> mwhahahah!!! <Ruth> LOL!!! <MetroRhodes> LOL * Wendymr looks to check that TOC isn't here ;) * sistersue snickers <BriGal> ROFL!!!! <jojo_da_crow> haha <Ruth> ROTFDL!@ * MetroRhodes snorts * MrsMosley giggles <LaraMoon> LMAO <ELK> LOL Wendy * CatBru grins evilly <ChiefPam> lol W <Wendymr> ROFL Kae! * Doranwen giggles too <ChiefPam> You want them to keep that in the log, Wendy? <jojo_da_crow> LOL!! <Conny> ROTFL! <JulieS> LOL! <MetroRhodes> Ack! * Doranwen keeps her own log <g> <YConnell> Pam!!! * Wendymr might have to bribe Y <g> <CatBru> lol! Not the evidence! <sistersue> Too many witnesses, Yvonne. Too many witnesses <ELK> LOL Pam! <Doranwen> 'tis true, Sue <g> <MetroRhodes> Yes, you can't kill us all <Daisymay390> congrats yvonne <Doranwen> she might try <g> <Dave7> lol <ChiefPam> It's not like the idea that Yvonne likes killing people is all that hard to believe... <BriGal> Only if she's the one to clean up the mess <Wendymr> lol <Meowoof> Don't let Ann hear you say this! <BriGal> I had to clean up the mess from the last mass-killing. I'm NOT doing it again <YConnell> Oh, really, Pam? <Triciaw> LOL!!! * CatBru looks at classicalla innocently <Dave7> go Sas!! <Doranwen> go Sas!!!!!!!!!! <KSaraSara> ROTFL Karen <ChiefPam> It's but a step on from torturing them, Y <g> * Doranwen cheers Sas on <AnnaBtG> go Sas! :) <KSaraSara> go Sas!!!!! <Triciaw> Go Sas!!! <jojo_da_crow> wooo! <YConnell> Am I not as innocent-looking as the driven snow? <ChiefPam> Go, Sas <sistersue> You're saying there's something wrong with torturing them? <CatBru> WOOO!! Go Sas! <Doranwen> lol, you gotta voice her * Wendymr has been writing a few deathfics lately... some people might be glad I'm no longer writing L&C <g> <KSaraSara> oh, you are very innocent *looking*, Y <BriGal> lol <MetroRhodes> LOL <LaraMoon> lol <Meowoof> Come on Saskia. <CatBru> There is? I thought that death, torture, and certain demise was the sole BASIS for fanfic@ * BriGal changes topic to 'Welcome to the 2007 Kerth Awards! Join #kerthawards for the ceremony - Best Short Story - Congrats Yvonne! Who likes killing...' <Dave7> you have been, W? Where?? <Olympe> Finally got my internet working. * BriGal whistles <Doranwen> oh no :) <Wendymr> lol Dave - such as my drabble for Nicole last night <g> <MetroRhodes> Nope. <Doranwen> more is wonderful :DF * AnnaBtG isn't against more stories <KSaraSara> lol, nope, Sas! <Doranwen> :D <MetroRhodes> Hi Jackie! You made it! Yay! <Shayne> ooh <Meowoof> Stupid internet things. I can't get my nick to change! <UltraW> More stories! More stories! <Dave7> pfft, drabbles don't count <g> <Kaethel> Ohhh ideas! <Doranwen> hehe <CatBru> ..drabbles... don't count? *evilly plots drabble deaths* <Wendymr> what are you trying, Classicalla? <Doranwen> I recognize these ideas . . . <g> <Doranwen> rofl <MrsMosley> saskia will get her wish, more will happen! <MetroRhodes> <KSaraSara> LMAO WOOT for nekkid Clark <g> <CatBru> WOO!! NEKKID CLARK! <BriGal> LOL, Sas <Kaethel> Nekkid Clark ALWAYS rules <Psychofurbal> LOL!!! <sistersue> Nekkid CLark? Where? * Dave7 grins at Brucie <Shayne> I wrote something like one of those stories <Doranwen> LOL <KSaraSara> in your closet, Sue ;) <MetroRhodes> In your closet Sue <MetroRhodes> LOLS <MetroRhodes> Sara! <CatBru> MEEEEEE!!! * Doranwen ducks away <Doranwen> not me <Doranwen> not a writer here, no . . . <MrsMosley> lol saskia <Doranwen> rofl <MetroRhodes> Come back here Sas! <KSaraSara> hey!! You gotta announce the winner first! <jojo_da_crow> lol <ChiefPam> lol, SAs <KSaraSara> get back here! <Shayne> I rit gud <Psychofurbal> lol <Doranwen> rofl <MetroRhodes> <CatBru> oh... I thought you were asking if we'd take a Nekkid Clark! <Shayne> I r a gud ritur <Doranwen> she'll be back, I'm sure <AnnaBtG> o rly? <UltraW> Come back noooooow! <Doranwen> sometime . . . <Doranwen> lol <BriGal> lol <sistersue> Maybe she found the Nekkid Clark? <jojo_da_crow> lol <LaraMoon> where? <MetroRhodes> LOL!!! <UltraW> LOL <KSaraSara> LOL <CatBru> If she did, she'd better SHARE! <Meowoof> He's in your closet, Sue <Nan> lol <Doranwen> rofl <sistersue> He's dressed, I tell you! Dressed! <Shayne> Nek kid Clawrk <Daisymay390> lol <Doranwen> yup, you are <MetroRhodes> lol <MrsMosley> sue, why would he do that??? <CatBru> in nothing but a Tie and an S, right? * Meowoof laughs <Babsi__> lol <sistersue> a tie? * Dave7 waits for someone to yell contraction and distract from all the naked Clark-ness <Doranwen> ROFL <MetroRhodes> <sistersue> A five way tie! <CatBru> I have a thing for ties. ;) <CatBru> WOO! <KSaraSara> LOL Dave!!! <LaraMoon> loud ones... <Doranwen> consequences of all the naked Clark-ness, eh? <BriGal> Contraction! <BriGal> Preposition! <Doranwen> nothing like consequences . . . <Meowoof> Hard choice! <Doranwen> ROFL <MrsMosley> good luck noms! <ChiefPam> lol, Karen <CatBru> Oh yeah. The louder the BETTER! <KSaraSara> lol Sas!!! <Wendymr> Good luck, all! :)))) <CatBru> GOOD LUCK!!! <BriGal> good luck! <Psychofurbal> GOOD LUCK! <Babsi__> good luck all :) <CapeFtish> good luck! <jennidebb> good luck |
| <SaskiaK> congrats Erin! <ELK> Oh my gosh! * ELK falls out of chair <ELK> I totally, honestly didn't expect this! <ELK> When I read the stories in this category, I knew there was no way. <ELK> Wow! <ELK> Ummm...I didn't even think to write anything <ELK> Well, I definitely want to thank LabRat for BRing this for me. She was awesome as always. <ELK> And I want to thank CC, too, for helping me with the idea early on <ELK> And thank you so much to all the readers on the MBs for the feedback! <ELK> Thanks so much, you guys! I'm just flattered beyond words. :))))) * Kaethel pushes the chair off stage... maintenance!!! <Kaethel> grumble... those authors who always fall off their chair and break it! Grumble! * YConnell hurries over in her overalls * YConnell grabs the chair and drags it off | <Doranwen> congratulations Erin! <CatBru> WOOOO! <MetroRhodes> Congrats Erin! <sistersue> Yay! Erin! <Triciaw> Congratulations Erin!!!!! <Psychofurbal> Congrats Erin!!! <KSaraSara> YAY ERIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <LaraMoon> Yay Erin <Dave7> Yay Erin!!! <MrsMosley> congrats Erin! <Babsi__> congrats Erin!!!! <ChiefPam> woo-hoo! Way to go, Erin! <AnnaBtG> yay Erin!!!!!!!!! <SaaraB> congrats Erin!! <Nan> Congratulations Erin! <jennidebb> Congrats, Erin <AnnaBtG> go, you! <Wendymr> ERIN!!! WTG! <Shayne> congrats Erin <YConnell> Yay, Erin! <Conny> Congratulations Erin! <CapeFtish> Congrats, Erin!! <jojo_da_crow> WOOOOO!!! <CatBru> Congrats! <UltraW> YAY! Congrats, Erin! <Olympe> Erin for Winner! <JulieS> congrats Erin!!!!!!!! :) <Meowoof> congrats, Erin * BriGal changes topic to 'Welcome to the 2007 Kerth Awards! Join #kerthawards for the ceremony - Best Midlength- Congrats Erin!' * Wendymr props Erin back up <BriGal> congrats, Erin! <MetroRhodes> LOL <KSaraSara> lol * Olympe tells Nancy to look up <ChiefPam> Totally deserved, Erin <Wendymr> does anyone seriously ever write acceptance speeches?? <BriGal> don't think so <jennidebb> congratulations, Erin <Nan> Not that I know of. <jojo_da_crow> I think that might jinx it <KSaraSara> yeah <MrsMosley> probably not around here, we're a self deprecating group <MetroRhodes> It just seems so 'vainglorious' <jackiek> Congrats Erin! <sistersue> Same - that's why I didn't even THINK about it <Doranwen> Y wrote some by George <Doranwen> but otherwise I can't think of any * Psychofurbal kicks IRC <KSaraSara> lol, true <Doranwen> a few people've sent some in just in case <Doranwen> haven't they? <KSaraSara> lagging, Rach? <YConnell> George? Someone mention my favourite shrink? <Psychofurbal> yes <Wendymr> that's true, but only because she couldn't be there on the night and it was in case <Psychofurbal> bad <Dave7> oy, Rach. No need to be violent. /me pats Irc, there there... <KSaraSara> lol <MetroRhodes> lol * Psychofurbal bites dave <CatBru> My shrink's name is Dr. Lewis. =D <CatBru> ...That was outloud, huh? <KSaraSara> congrats, Erin!!!! * Wendymr exterminates Psychofurbal <sistersue> Mine is Dr. Friskin <Psychofurbal> LOL |
| <Kaethel> Aaaanyway, here's some sweetness now... with Best Waffy Story presented by Jo_Jo! <jojo_da_crow> So tonight I have the honor of presenting one of my favorite categories: Best Waffy Story. <jojo_da_crow> These are the stories that make you cry a little, make you sigh a little, and make you believe that just maybe there really is such a thing a soul mates and love at first sight. <jojo_da_crow> These stories are like crack to us romantics and I'm glad we have quite a few ìwaff dealersî on the boards. <jojo_da_crow> I know I've personally spent way to much time refreshing the boards hoping for one of these stories to pop up. ^_~ <jojo_da_crow> Tonight we have 6 great stories that fall into this category: <jojo_da_crow> Her Choice by Sara C <jojo_da_crow> The High Cost of Living by Tank Wilson and Wendy Richards <jojo_da_crow> If You Just Believe by Lois Lane Wanna Be <jojo_da_crow> Merry Christmas, Lois Lane by Classicalla <jojo_da_crow> Paradise Lost... Almost by Tank Wilson <jojo_da_crow> Proof / Proof and Consequences / Proof or Dare by Sue S <jojo_da_crow> and the winner is... <jojo_da_crow> you know everyone told me I should draw this out <jojo_da_crow> But that is kinda cruel? <jojo_da_crow> So... <jojo_da_crow> The winner is: <jojo_da_crow> Proof / Proof and Consequences / Proof or Dare by Sue S. | * Dave7 forgets that Rach is married and enjoys it far too much <MetroRhodes> Oooh, you too Sue? * MrsMosley shrink is a bottle of rum <sistersue> She's just one of the voices in my head. The rum helps. * CatBru envies dave and his lurvbites... <ELK> thank you!!! :)))) <MrsMosley> "Why is the rum gone?" <MetroRhodes> Yay <MetroRhodes> LOL Lisa!!! <KSaraSara> LOL Lisa! * sistersue hugs Erin <MrsMosley> whoops, sorry, wrong fandom. :P <MetroRhodes> Go Jojo!!! <MrsMosley> YAY JOJO! <jojo_da_crow> :) <BriGal> LOL <AnnaBtG> go Jojo! :) <SaskiaK> go Jojo! <Qex> *sighs* <Dave7> lol PotC? <LaraMoon> Go JoJo <JulieS> lol! And the wrong Captain Jack ;) <BriGal> lol <MetroRhodes> LOLS!!! <BriGal> and that's still the wrong fandom <Wendymr> yeah :P * MetroRhodes hic <CatBru> Heyey Capn Jack! Meet me down by the railroad tracks! * UltraW loves WAFFy stories <KSaraSara> LOL Waff dealers! * Daisymay390 loves WAFFy stories too <sistersue> I'm going to get a cavity from all this sweetness * MetroRhodes laughs and pats Jojo.. <LaraMoon> LOL * Olympe has many cavities <Doranwen> WAFF dealers, lol <Wendymr> WAFF? What's that? ;) * Wendymr never wrote WAFF <g> <MetroRhodes> LOLS! <sistersue> heh Wendy * KSaraSara slaps Wendy ;) * Wendymr blinks <UltraW> LOL!!! <Doranwen> Washington FoLC Fest, that's what! <g> <JulieS> LOL <MrsMosley> almost as popular as FDK dealers * AnnaBtG points to the nominees <Wendymr> what's that doing in there?? <CatBru> I'm not sure, Wendy! I think I've heard of such a thing =D <KSaraSara> lol Doran! <AnnaBtG> LOL Wendy! :D <MetroRhodes> FDK Dealers - snort!!! <Wendymr> (a) it's not WAFFy and (b) I thought I wasn't nommed this year! <LaraMoon> good luck, all!! <BriGal> good luck, everyone! <JulieS> good luck, everyone :) <Psychofurbal> GOOD LUCK! <MetroRhodes> Eeeep <CatBru> LUCK!! <CapeFtish> good luck! <Babsi__> good luck <jackiek> good luck all! <SaskiaK> good luck! <Wendymr> Good luck everyone!! <KSaraSara> good luck all!! <AnnaBtG> good luck! <MrsMosley> ack jojo! <ChiefPam> No, they didn't! <SaskiaK> noooo! <KSaraSara> nooo! <UltraW> Good luck all! <Triciaw> Good Luck!!! <JulieS> LOL! <MetroRhodes> ACKKKKKKKKKK! <MetroRhodes> Bad Jojo Bad! <CatBru> GO JO! Erm I mean... noooo... * Wendymr thwaps jojo_da_crow upside the head with a Kryptonite-coated two by four * MrsMosley screams <Babsi__> Jo! <Doranwen> baaaaad Jojo <BriGal> Come on, Jojo! <Shayne> may you get the luck you deserve <Shayne> which is lots * Meowoof screams too * MetroRhodes reaches across and smacks her |
| <sistersue> OMG! <sistersue> Seriously?! <sistersue> I, uh, I guess I should have prepared something, huh? <YConnell> Nah, we were kidding. <YConnell> Best Comedy CountOfBest Comedy <YConnell> Galactically Stupid - The Whole Story 15 <YConnell> Wrestle Me This 6 <YConnell> Naked Truth, The 6 <YConnell> Villain's Tale, The 6 <YConnell> Darn it! 5 <YConnell> Inside Scoop, The 5 <YConnell> oops <sistersue> LOL - I'll just go back to my seat. As gracefully and quietly as possible <sistersue> My hands are shaking, so I can't really type! <sistersue> But thank you! Thanks to everyone who voted for me. Thanks to DJ and alcyone and Julia and Yvonne who helped beta on these stories. <sistersue> Thanks to everyone who read them and encouraged me (or didn't, in Jojo's case) to keep going. <sistersue> And now I'll shut up and sit down. Squeeeeee! <Kaethel> wo wo wo... slowly with the squee... you're gonna break another chair! <YConnell> I've already fixed one chair! <Kaethel> and we're running out of screwdrivers! <YConnell> Not to mention chairs <Triciaw> There's no chairs left!!! <Kaethel> however, stay around guys, because breaks mean some more fun for you! <YConnell> Yep, they certainly do. <YConnell> We've got two features for you tonight. <YConnell> We'll be showcasing the Best Overall stories <YConnell> And we have a number of interviews lined up <YConnell> We're going to be meeting some past Kerth winners, so let's welcome Julie, our interview, on the stage <YConnell> "interviewer", I should say | <MrsMosley> lol shayne <LaraMoon> YAY!!!!! SUE!!!!!!!!!!! <Wendymr> Congrats Sue! <CatBru> WOOT! Go Sue! <KSaraSara> YAY SUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <Babsi__> congrats Sue! <AnnaBtG> yay Sue!! <Psychofurbal> Congrats Sue!!! <Triciaw> Congratulations Sue!!!!!! <jackiek> Congrats, Sue!! :) <Doranwen> congratulations Sue! <jojo_da_crow> WOOOOO!!! <MetroRhodes> YAY SUE!!!! <MrsMosley> YAY QUEEN SUE! <SaskiaK> congrats Sue!!!!!!!! <SaaraB> congrats Sue!! <Meowoof> Sue, Sue, Sue, Sue, Sue <ChiefPam> Yay, Sue!!! <JulieS> congrats Sue!!!!!!!! <Wendymr> the first of many, I'm sure :)) <YConnell> YAY!!!!!!!!!! <jennidebb> congratulations Sue:) <Conny> Congratulations Sue! * BriGal changes topic to 'Welcome to the 2007 Kerth Awards! Join #kerthawards for the ceremony - Best Waffy: Congrats Sue S!' <UltraW> Woohoo! Great Sue! <jojo_da_crow> LOL I really meant to paste that sooner but i couldn't get it to work lol <CapeFtish> Yay!!!! Congrats Sue! <Shayne> Sue, go you <Nan> Congratulations, Sue! <Dave7> yay Sue :) <AnnaBtG> that was a lovely and WAFFy story. :) <Qex> Well Done, Sue"!!! * MrsMosley sniffles - Sue's first Kerth! <MetroRhodes> Yay - that means I won the bet Sue -- you owe me a story <AnnaBtG> or, three of them :P <Olympe> Sue! congrats! <jojo_da_crow> haha <BriGal> lol <Babsi__> LOL <MrsMosley> Y's having issues <MetroRhodes> lol <jojo_da_crow> Congrats Sue ^_^ <Conny> *ROTFL* * MetroRhodes pats her queen - deep breath <jackiek> lol <JulieS> we promised to forgive Y the technical hiccups ;) * Dave7 wants to see typos then, darn it <g> <MetroRhodes> Awwww! <ChiefPam> Isn't it funny how being on an imaginary stage causes totally real stage fright? <MetroRhodes> Welcome <BriGal> lol, yeah <MetroRhodes> LOL! Jojo - I forgot that. <JulieS> Pam, yeah, seriously <jojo_da_crow> >_< <JulieS> I always get stage fright up there <g> * MrsMosley blows kisses at Sue <jojo_da_crow> Haha I encouraged her after the first one! <BriGal> me too <ELK> LOL! Love the "squeeee" Congrats, SUE! <UltraW> Hail Queen! <jackiek> Yay, Sue! <AnnaBtG> yay Sue! :) <jojo_da_crow> and she proved (groan) me wrong <MrsMosley> Queen Sue Queen Sue Queen Sue Queen Sue Queen Sue * MetroRhodes bows as well as possible in her dress.... <jackiek> lol <sistersue> Oooh! Cleavage when she bends over like that! <MetroRhodes> LOLS! <BriGal> lol <MrsMosley> LOL! <KSaraSara> lol! <jackiek> lol <CapeFtish> LOL <MetroRhodes> You aren't supposed to look!!!! * MrsMosley hugs Sue <Daisymay390> lol <Olympe> rotflol <sistersue> Like you thought I wouldn't? <sistersue> Come on! You've known me too long. <MrsMosley> * MetroRhodes blushes and runs to find a sweatshirt <KSaraSara> break time, eh? <g> <MetroRhodes> LOL * CatBru bites Rachel... Meow? <sistersue> Like I wouldn't? <MetroRhodes> LOLLOL! <KSaraSara> lol, Kae! * Psychofurbal bites cat back <CatBru> Eeeeeee! * CatBru enjoys those too much =D * sistersue faints at the memory - the suit comes off <Meowoof> Hey, Meow is what Meowoof is supposed to say... giggles <MetroRhodes> <KSaraSara> LMAO got a sonic one handy? ;) * MrsMosley whimpers * Wendymr passes Kae a sonic screwdriver <jojo_da_crow> screwdrivers the drink or tool? * MetroRhodes hands over super glue <jojo_da_crow> cause i could use a drink <MetroRhodes> lol <sistersue> me too <JulieS> you know, even prdinary screwdrivers are reusable, technically <g> <MrsMosley> the drink would be more helpful <jojo_da_crow> lol <MetroRhodes> I'll go get the martinis... <sistersue> A big one, or else my hands will never stop shaking <Meowoof> Chairs are easy to find in hyperspace. <Wendymr> lol <Babsi__> lol <MetroRhodes> lol * CatBru staples chair down to the floor |
| * JulieS steps onto the stage, careful not to trip <JulieS> I tend to be clumsy when people are looking at me. * Kaethel asks everyone to cover their eyes so Jules feels better <JulieS> lol, thank you, that's very thoughtful <g> <YConnell> So, Julie, shall we ask our first interviewee to join us? <JulieS> Yes, let's see who is in our lineup tonight :) <YConnell> Well, first up, we have two-time Kerth winner, Dave! <JulieS> So, our first interviewee is one of last year's Kerth winners <YConnell> oops <JulieS> yes <g> * YConnell shuts up <JulieS> Let's welcome Dave on the stage! * Dave7 climbs onto the stage, careful to make sure he does trip and then promptly imagines everyone in their underwear... <Dave7> hello <g> * YConnell looks down just to check everything is in place... <JulieS> Hello, Dave, how are you tonight? * JulieS covers self up * Dave7 gives Y a wink <Dave7> hey - that wasn't on the list of questions! <Kaethel> make sure the *chair* is good... * Dave7 panics * JulieS pats Dave <JulieS> Would you like a glass of water? * JulieS pours some vodka <Dave7> is it Y's special water? <JulieS> No, just mineral water. <Dave7> oh, sure. Love some. * JulieS hands you the glass. * Dave7 downs the glass... gets dizzy... and falls over and breaks the chair <JulieS> Eeek! <Dave7> wow. That's good water! * JulieS borrows Wendy's sonic screwdriver and fixes the chair sppeedily. <JulieS> All good. :) <JulieS> now let's move on, before another chair is broken.;) <JulieS> So, how did you feel when you won your Kerth, David? <Dave7> *ahem* <Dave7> I was incredibly shocked when I got the message that I'd won a Kerth. And then my brain imploded and it oozed out of my ears. *g* <JulieS> Glad to see it's back together now. <g> <JulieS> What do you remember about your acceptance speech? * Dave7 grins <Dave7> Oh, I remember every word. I wasn't there in person, but I managed to channel Sara psychically and use her as a vessel of acceptance... <Dave7> Heh. Okay, maybe I'd just flaked out and left Sara with instructions to accept on my behalf, without a prepared speech because I was certain that I wasn't going to win. <g> <Dave7> hey, Sue! I saw that. <g> <JulieS> How has winning a Kerth changed your life? <Dave7> My whole life has turned around. It's like I'm famous - can't even walk down the street without being recognised these days! ;) <JulieS> Oh, those hysterical fangirls! * Dave7 wonders why it sounds like people don't believe him... * JulieS pretends she doesn't have any fanfic authors' autographs <JulieS> Do you think winning a Kerth has made you a better writer? <Dave7> Absolutely! <Dave7> I'm even starting to learn how to use commas now. <g> <YConnell> That's a dangerous comment with all these BRs present ;) <JulieS> That's always good. <g> <JulieS> How do you cope with the media attention Kerth award winners get? <Dave7> well... I, said, starting. <g> <Dave7> Oh, the media attention was easy! <Dave7> It was coping with all Wendy's "reminders" about our bet that was difficult! <JulieS> Finally, everybody always want to know - where do you keep your Kerth award? <Dave7> I keep my Kerth award in the kitchen. It looks good above my fridge and makes a *fantastic* butter knife! <JulieS> Great! It's lovely that you make use of it. <JulieS> Thanks for joining us tonight, Dave! * Dave7 bounces, breaks the chair again, and dashes off stage <Dave7> no, worries,! :) <YConnell> Absolutely. Thanks for that interesting insight into a Kerth winner's mind ;) <JulieS> For everyone watching, Dave will be available for autographs behind the building after the ceremony. |
<KSaraSara> yay commercial! <MetroRhodes> Yay! <BriGal> yay! <AnnaBtG> ooh, yay! :) <ChiefPam> fic excerpts! yay <KSaraSara> YAY!!! <MetroRhodes> Oooooh. <CatBru> ...I read that as Fic Experts. O.o <MetroRhodes> Ooooh, interviews! <AnnaBtG> yay! :) <sistersue> Interviews? <Wendymr> lol <Dave7> lol Cat <KSaraSara> interviews?? <MrsMosley> Sue and Sara looked scared :) <Kaethel> you've got to thank Wendy for the idea :) <BriGal> rofl <jackiek> lol <Dave7> thank or blame? :P <MetroRhodes> Like "LIVE" interviews??? <ChiefPam> interviews? <jennidebb> interviews? <BriGal> cool! <ChiefPam> cool <Wendymr> yeah, you guys have to pass interviews to be allowed to compete next year <g> <ChiefPam> rofl <KSaraSara> d'oh! <jackiek> lol <Olympe> Good idea! ;) <MetroRhodes> ROTFLOL! <sistersue> Then I'm up a certain creek w/o a paddle now <Kaethel> LOL <Triciaw> ROTFL!!! <BriGal> as long as the authors don't also have to take blood tests <LaraMoon> lol <KSaraSara> whew!! Past winners <jennidebb> maybe I should leave right now <Wendymr> lol <Nan> Yikes! We're doomed! <Babsi__> lol <MrsMosley> ahh you can wing it Sue :) <AnnaBtG> it's going to be live?? ooooooh! * BriGal stares at Julie <sistersue> You'd like to think so, but you'd be wrong. <sistersue> How "past" does the winner have to be? <g> <MetroRhodes> You are such a bad liar, Sue... * BriGal opens hwer eyes wider <Conny> *covers her eyes but peeks between the fingers* <jojo_da_crow> haha <SaaraB> well, if I cover my eyes, I won't be able to read her answers, so... ;) * ChiefPam hopes the interviewees were warned ahead of time... <jennidebb> oh, past winners, well I can relax, it's been a long time past <sistersue> You can't read her mind to know what she's thinking? <MetroRhodes> Just imagine us in our underw.... uhhh, never mind... <ChiefPam> lol <sistersue> Heh - I already do * Psychofurbal raises eyebrows at DJ <MetroRhodes> <sistersue> And that thong - FABULOUS! <MetroRhodes> HEY! <Dave7> in your underwear, you say? <MrsMosley> LOL! <Psychofurbal> lol <ChiefPam> rofl <MetroRhodes> No peeking! <CapeFtish> LOL <Nan> How *far* past? <Meowoof> It's naked, DJ - not in your underwear. <jojo_da_crow> haha <Nan> Oh oh * Meowoof giggles <Olympe> Naughty Nancy... <Triciaw> Go Dave!!! <UltraW> Go, Dave! <sistersue> applause for Dave! * MetroRhodes blushes and looks for the sweat*pants* now... <Babsi__> go Dave <AnnaBtG> go Dave! <ChiefPam> let's hope he's not too distracted by the underwear <MetroRhodes> LOL!!! <KSaraSara> Yay DAVE!! <sistersue> I'm distracted by *his* * UltraW slaps Wendymr around a bit with a large trout <ChiefPam> go, Dave! * UltraW slaps Wendymr around a bit with a large trout <Wendymr> um, thank you, I think... <MetroRhodes> LOL!!! <ChiefPam> lol <Psychofurbal> lol <sistersue> And, it hardly needs to be said, rather impressed. Go Dave! <Triciaw> LOL! <KSaraSara> LOL * AnnaBtG rotflols <Olympe> Buh, Dave! <jojo_da_crow> lol <Olympe> Men! <MetroRhodes> <BriGal> LOL <Doranwen> lol Dave . . . <Psychofurbal> lol <KSaraSara> LOL Dave! <Triciaw> LOL Dave! <UltraW> Take a deep breath, Dave <Olympe> Let's unfix his chair... <MrsMosley> or just pull it out from under him <AnnaBtG> water, or "water"? <KSaraSara> watch it's not the champange! ;) <Kaethel> what's water? <MetroRhodes> Awww, darn. <Kaethel> <g> <ChiefPam> minerals <BriGal> lol <ELK> yeah, what KIND of minerals? <g> <ChiefPam> heh <KSaraSara> lol, Kae! <sistersue> Riiiiight "mineral" water <Babsi__> lol <MetroRhodes> lol! <Kaethel> I was having mineral alcohol... <KSaraSara> LOL!! <LaraMoon> lol <Babsi__> LOL <Triciaw> LOL <JulieS> LOL Kae <sistersue> Is that like Irn Bru mixed with whiskey? <BriGal> LOL <ChiefPam> lol! <jojo_da_crow> lol * MetroRhodes falls out of chair giggling <KSaraSara> ROTFL!!!! <Babsi__> the next chair ;) <KSaraSara> LOL!!! <Triciaw> Another chair!!! <Kaethel> dunno. It's a Spanish thing called 43... Vanilla flavoured and pretty good. <MetroRhodes> Ack! Hands off my chair! <KSaraSara> hey! You're getting my hubby drunk! <Kaethel> oh no!!! THE CHAIR!!! <Doranwen> lol <Meowoof> Good water. DJ has fallen out of her chair. * ChiefPam wishes she'd invested in a furniture company... <MetroRhodes> LOL! <Psychofurbal> lol <BriGal> lol <KSaraSara> LOL Pam! <UltraW> LOL! <Kaethel> lol <LaraMoon> lol <BriGal> I live close enough to a few <Triciaw> LOL! <ELK> LOL <AnnaBtG> lol Pam! <Babsi__> lol Pam <BriGal> I'll just take some money from petty cash, and run down to the one of the bazillian stores on furniture row.. <Wendymr> lol <KSaraSara> LOL!! <Kaethel> LOL! <BriGal> LOL <LaraMoon> rofl <MetroRhodes> Ouch - that's gotta hurt! <YConnell> sounds...messy <suez> gross <KSaraSara> glad you got it back in <g> <sistersue> No wonder he doesn't write much anymore <ELK> Jsut what I was going to say, Y! LOL <Triciaw> Very messy <Psychofurbal> lol yuck d <Doranwen> how'd you get it back in? <ChiefPam> Mind you, he might not have got it all back in in the right order... <MetroRhodes> Hah! He even grossed out Rach <AnnaBtG> from the ears, duh :PP <KSaraSara> LOL DJ! <BriGal> or even atall <Psychofurbal> <g> <Kaethel> what does he remember? That he broke a chair? <Wendymr> lol <KSaraSara> ROTFL! Indeed <MetroRhodes> Wow Sara - was that weird? :) <Meowoof> Hi, Supersweet! <sistersue> Sara, we should talk. Does Dave use you often? <Doranwen> LOL <MetroRhodes> LOLSSS! <Psychofurbal> LOL <KSaraSara> no, no! It was psychic power ;) <ChiefPam> lol <jennidebb> are you Kryptonian, Sara? <Babsi__> LOL <Kaethel> lol <KSaraSara> LOL!!! <LaraMoon> lol <KSaraSara> no, Jenni <g> <MetroRhodes> No thats Zara. <YConnell> lol <sistersue> heh - Dave <Triciaw> LOL <jennidebb> thought she might have a secret identity <MetroRhodes> lol <KSaraSara> shhh ;) <Olympe> Who knows? <KSaraSara> ROFL!!! <MrsMosley> lol Dave! <Wendymr> lol Dave <LaraMoon> lmao * Doranwen is sitting here giggling over the mic to Sas <Nan> If she did, she wouldn't tell you, you know. <Babsi__> lol Dave <SaskiaK> ROTFL!!! <CapeFtish> lol! <ChiefPam> riiiiight, Dave <BriGal> lol <Psychofurbal> lol d * MetroRhodes tips dangerously in her chair <Kaethel> and now he's even got one of his wives telling him lovewords in German. <g> <KSaraSara> ROTFL!!! <sistersue> I knew it! I thought I saw him the other day, but I convinced myself I must be dreaming! <MetroRhodes> lol <Kaethel> don't you, mein Schatz? <Wendymr> lol Julie! <KSaraSara> LOL Julie!! me either <g> <Olympe> Liebling) <MetroRhodes> Julie!!! LOL! <jackiek> lol <sistersue> LOL - I plan to just rest on my laurels (laurel?) from here on out. * MetroRhodes smacks Sue ... HARD <KSaraSara> oh, you can't do that, Sue! <ChiefPam> trust me, there'll be more laurels <UltraW> You don't dare, Sue! <Kaethel> just as long as you don't rest on your hardys... sorry I'll stop drinking now. <g> <ChiefPam> but no resting allowed! <SapphireBlue> I delurked for tonight. <Nan> You have to finish part 13 first. <KSaraSara> ROTFL!!!! <sistersue> LOL - commas! So much to look forward to! <Wendymr> ROFL Dave! <LaraMoon> lol <Kaethel> LOL Dave!! * Wendymr hands Dave some commas ,,,,, <Babsi__> rotfl dave <MetroRhodes> lol, commas <Triciaw> LOL Dave! <KSaraSara> next lesson is tomorrow! ;) <ChiefPam> commas... <Conny> Hi Sapphire! Happy De-lurking night! <sistersue> It's that key to the right of the "m" <Meowoof> Commas are good when they are needed. <jennidebb> I wonder if Dave could teach me. Still haven't mastered commas:) <SapphireBlue> Thank you. <MetroRhodes> <Olympe> I'm too fond of commas. Ask my br <Nan> You and me both, Jenni! <KSaraSara> LOL Dave! <MetroRhodes> LOL! <sistersue> ask your what? Brain? Brother? <ChiefPam> Erin must have typed [REMOVE COMMA] hundreds of times in my stuff... <MetroRhodes> LOL <jackiek> lol <Wendymr> ROFL <KSaraSara> LOL!!! <sistersue> What was the bet? <YConnell> <g> <Triciaw> LOL * CatBru crawls back by fingertips <CatBru> so...many...stairs! <Wendymr> but we wrote that fic in the end! * MrsMosley loves commas, it's an illness really <Olympe> beta-reader... <Wendymr> if he won BNA he had to write a fic with me :) <Doranwen> commaphile, eh? * Doranwen wonders if there's a better word for it <KSaraSara> LOL! <CatBru> ooo, I'm an Xphile! =D <AnnaBtG> there shouldn't be, Doran :P <Doranwen> lol <ChiefPam> The thing about commas is, they're just a gateway to... semi-colons <sistersue> I'm Phile! <KSaraSara> LOL!!!! <KSaraSara> bad Dave! <Kaethel> lol <Olympe> Commaphile sums it up neatly! LOL <Doranwen> no Greek root to use? <g> <jojo_da_crow> haha <MetroRhodes> Butter knife? LOL! <Wendymr> lol <ChiefPam> lol <Triciaw> lol <Olympe> Dave! lmao <sistersue> They're knife-shaped? <BriGal> LOL <Meowoof> Sue probably won't believe me, but I alway FIND too many commas when I GE. <KSaraSara> lol not that I know of, Sue <g> <Olympe> They aren't knife-shaped. <KSaraSara> ROTFL!! <LaraMoon> LOL <sistersue> It's smaller than I thought. <Olympe> Nancy, I'm well able to learn - or unlearn. Whatever. <AnnaBtG> Doran, you're challenging me to look up whether comma is a greek word or not... :P <Doranwen> LOL <MetroRhodes> LOL! There goes another chair... <CatBru> YES!! Chair destruction GO!! <Nan> There goes another one ... <jennidebb> commas are knife shaped. Oh no, that's Kerths <Kaethel> grumblegrumblegrumblechairgrumble <Doranwen> of course <g> <ChiefPam> lol, Dave <Meowoof> You do quite well, Mellie. <Triciaw> Great interview, Dave!!! * CatBru rushes dave for autograph <Doranwen> I want to know, and you're the Greek expert here <g> <Wendymr> lol |
| <YConnell> He'll also be handing out free butter samples <YConnell> Okay, next, we have our first featured BO nominee <YConnell> Away from the Sun by Sara Kraft <YConnell> This is just an excerpt to showcase her writing :) <YConnell> For the first time in days, Clark couldn't sleep. <YConnell> He walked over to the window and stared out. The window he'd <YConnell> flown through just hours ago, only to have his life turned upside <YConnell> down once again by Lois Lane. The sky was clear tonight, with <YConnell> lots of stars in evidence. Thousands of little orbs twinkling <YConnell> merrily at him, oblivious to how he was feeling. <YConnell> The stars took on a different meaning tonight than they had just <YConnell> the night before. Instead of making him feel so isolated, they <YConnell> were... more hopeful? <YConnell> No, not really. <YConnell> But they didn't make him feel suffocatingly lonely anymore. That <YConnell> was something, wasn't it? <YConnell> Hundreds, maybe thousands of other planets out there, so the <YConnell> astronomers said. Why had he had to end up on this one, where <YConnell> Lois Lane belonged? Why couldn't he have been sent to... oh, that <YConnell> one over there, the fifth star on the right above the Carver <YConnell> building? <YConnell> A planet uninhabited by Lois Lanes. Now that would be a <YConnell> comfortable place to be. <YConnell> But boring. And utterly, completely empty. <YConnell> What was it that poet had said? Better to have loved and lost <YConnell> than never to have loved at all? <YConnell> But that wasn't the problem. He realized now that as much as it <YConnell> had felt like it, he hadn't really been in love with the first <YConnell> Lois. Lust. Attraction. Some kind of inexplicable echo of a <YConnell> connection between them. But he hadn't been in love with her. <YConnell> And now that *his* Lois was here... he wasn't in love with her <YConnell> either. <YConnell> Clark flung the window shut, only holding back enough so it <YConnell> wouldn't shatter. What was wrong with him?! <YConnell> This wasn't how it was supposed to be! <YConnell> *********** <YConnell> The rest, you can catch on the Fanfic Archive :) | <sistersue> If I got Dave behind the building, it wouldn't be for an autograph. <MetroRhodes> LOLS! <Doranwen> ROFL! <KSaraSara> and no mauling my hubby!! ;) <CatBru> LOL! <Kaethel> LOL! <Triciaw> LOL <LaraMoon> LOL <KSaraSara> LOL Y!!! * jojo_da_crow won't even discuss her flagrant misuse of commas * Wendymr raises eyebrow at Sue <MrsMosley> lol <MetroRhodes> Run Dave - she'll put you in her closet! <BriGal> LOL <Psychofurbal> LMAO! <JulieS> LOL Sue * Dave7 sprays aftershave on the butter and the autographs <sistersue> Let's hope we don't need the butter. <Conny> *rushes behind the building! <Olympe> Closet!!! <Olympe> Yep! <Meowoof> Autographs! <JulieS> That's my grandchild you're talking about. <g> <CatBru> Put him in the closet with Nekkid Clark?? <jojo_da_crow> hahaha sue <MetroRhodes> LOLS!!! <Olympe> Yes! * jojo_da_crow is dying <CatBru> ...I don't think that that story's PG enough... * Olympe gets interesting 'ideas' <MrsMosley> And Sue says nfic doesn't come quickly to her :P <KSaraSara> ack!! that's me!! *squees* * MetroRhodes laughs so hard she really snorts <Meowoof> Oh, another award! <CatBru> O.O <AnnaBtG> yay, Sara! :D <sistersue> So many comments, so little time. <MrsMosley> YAY AFTS! <Meowoof> What's a BO? <LaraMoon> Yay Sara!!! :D <ChiefPam> Best Overall <MrsMosley> best overall <AnnaBtG> so many commas, so little time. <CatBru> again, I read expert... I needa lay off the stairs! <Meowoof> Gotcha <MrsMosley> body odor? <MrsMosley> :P <Doranwen> rofl <Doranwen> I read that too * KSaraSara shouldn't be nervous, right? * KSaraSara humbly thanks Wendy for her input on that excerpt! <Triciaw> Yay Sara!! <Wendymr> aww, yw :) <MetroRhodes> <AnnaBtG> beautiful excerpt! <BriGal> aww * CatBru wonders who the heck made her barracks room so friggin hot <MrsMosley> ahhh, he'd never be comfortable without Lois <KSaraSara> Wendy wrote a few of those line *blushes* <MetroRhodes> Sara, I need to give you fdk... I just finished AFTS and you owe me money for tissues... <Triciaw> Wonderful excerpt <KSaraSara> awwww!!!!!! Thanks! <KSaraSara> and the check's in the mail! ;) <Wendymr> nah, only hinted at suggestions <MetroRhodes> Eeeee - now I can go shopping for that bathing suit... <sistersue> Is there money if FDK now? <|Evilness> LoriLane, you should consider joining #kerthawards, too. It might made more sense... <AnnaBtG> Doran: Late Latin, from Latin, part of a sentence, ** from Greek komma segment, clause, from koptein to cut ** <Doranwen> commaphile it is, then? <g> <AnnaBtG> yupyup <Doranwen> ok, good :D <CatBru> ...I read koptein as Krypton... <sistersue> Good stuff, Sara. Session Time: Sun Apr 01 00:00:00 2007 <AnnaBtG> lol Cat <AnnaBtG> :D <KSaraSara> thanks, Sue!! :))) <MrsMosley> Lori's probably chatting in lanekent * sistersue hugs Sara <ChiefPam> yeah, nice work Sara <Doranwen> rofl Dave <Daisymay390> yes, she is <Doranwen> I wanted to do that too <MetroRhodes> Hah Dave! <Psychofurbal> LOL D!!! <jojo_da_crow> lol dave <UltraW> Lol, Dave <ChiefPam> Maybe someday I'll get to write with you ;) <Wendymr> lol Dave <Wendymr> ...again, Pam? <sistersue> Ha Dave! <Meowoof> Well, someone should swing over to LaneKent and drag those people over here. * MrsMosley sighs with happiness <---- loves AftS <ChiefPam> <g> <Doranwen> they forgot about me for the entirety of Rach's speech <Triciaw> lol Dave! <CatBru> lol! I swears, my brain's on them darned stairs! <KSaraSara> awwww thanks, guys!!!! <Doranwen> I could have done *something* . . . * KSaraSara blushes! <BriGal> lol, Dave * Dave7 waits to be kicke... there we go <g> <Daisymay390> there's not many people there * YConnell enjoyed kicking Dave <g> <sistersue> Should have continued lurking, Dave. You could have streaked later. <Wendymr> lol <Triciaw> You're kicked Dave!! <BriGal> lol <jackiek> lol <LaraMoon> lol <MrsMosley> oh yes they call him the streak... |
| * Dave7 loves this story, which he can share with everyone because he hasn't been de-voiced yet <YConnell> okay, we now have another interview <YConnell> Julie, over to you <JulieS> Thank you! <JulieS> Next, we have another Kerth winner. <JulieS> Does she need any introductions? We ran out of fingers when trying to count up her Kerths. <JulieS> We think the total may be nineteen but it's anybody's guess, really. <JulieS> It's Wendy! * Wendymr strolls up onto the stage, on the arm of a magnetically-attractive man in jeans and a battered black leather jacket * Wendymr pats him on the arm and tells him that she won't be long <JulieS> Hey, don't keep Captain Jack all to yourself! <JulieS> *cough* I mean, welcome! Here, have a seat on the interviewee chair. * Wendymr prefers to stand <Wendymr> I think it's probably safer :) <JulieS> If you prefer :) <JulieS> So, how did you feel when you won your Kerth? * Wendymr has to think for a moment... <Wendymr> I don't really remember. I was too busy trying to reassemble my chair after I fell off it. <JulieS> Your first Kerth, that is <g> <JulieS> Ah, of course, sonic screwdrivers were available on Amazon.co.uk back then, were they? <JulieS> What do you remember about your acceptance speech? <Wendymr> lol! no, not then, so sadly <Wendymr> hmm <Wendymr> I think I fainted twice during it. Maybe DocJill will remember it better than I do? * JulieS refills Wendy's mineral water glass in case she feels faint. <Wendymr> actually, there's a point. Is Jill here tonight? <Wendymr> we might need her! <JulieS> Are you sure you don't want to sit down? <JulieS> Maybe then we won't need Jill. <g> <Wendymr> nah - after all, I brought my own personal Doctor this time. <Wendymr> if I faint, he's right over there :) <Wendymr> he's as certified as he needs to be, Sara ;) * JulieS stares at the Doctor, distracted... <JulieS> Sorry, where were we? <JulieS> Right - how has winning a Kerth changed your life? * Wendymr pushes Julie away. He's mine! <Wendymr> now, there's a tough one <JulieS> Hey! <Wendymr> what do you think, Doctor? <g> <Wendymr> I've never looked back. Fame, fortune, the cover of Romance magazine, you know, all of it... Well, I'm still waiting for it to happen, really. Still, looking back is such a sad thing to do, which is why I've never done it. :) <JulieS> No violence on stage! I'll have you know I'm also the bouncer this evening! <JulieS> Do you think winning a Kerth has made you a better writer? <Wendymr> Was I ever good? <Wendymr> seriously, though... <Wendymr> I don't know; has it? Though I suppose you lot out there wouldn't know any more. After all, I did just dump you all for a completely different fandom. Dunno if that makes me a better writer or just a fickle one! <Wendymr> Yes, Pam, I did and still do <g> <JulieS> Yes, you did just dump us! * JulieS pretends she's not itching to watch the new Doctor Who episode as soon as the ceremony is over. <JulieS> How do you cope with the media attention Kerth award winners get? * Wendymr has already seen it :) * Wendymr looks smug <Wendymr> Well, these days I never go out without a baseball cap and sunglasses. You have to be so careful, you know. These paparazzi get everywhere. <Wendymr> And as for the autograph-hunters...! I can't even go to Six Flags in California or the Italian Alps or invite people to visit without getting mobbed, you know. Some days I just have to stay inside. Sigh... it's such a difficult life, being famous ;) <JulieS> I'd ask for your autograph, but I already have it. <g> * Wendymr zaps KSaraSara with her sonic screwdriver <JulieS> Where do you keep your Kerth award? <Wendymr> Mounted on the bonnet of my car, of course. Well, who needs a Flying Lady, anyway? <Wendymr> Though it's just about to go on the TARDIS console. Once we're ready to leave <g> <JulieS> I thought they were bigger? <Wendymr> Yes, so did I. That was a bit of a disappointment, all right. I almost sent them back and asked for replacements. Quality these days, really! Still, I suppose painted plastic doesn't come cheap. But if you manage to get the direction of the light just right they look a little bigger - that'll have to do. <JulieS> What advice would you give to a new author who's hoping to be standing on this podium some day? <Wendymr> um. You're asking ME for advice? <Wendymr> Practice deep breathing and get some anti-shock therapy. Then maybe you won't fall off the stage when you're trying to accept an award. Failing that, cosy up to a winner and offer to collect their Kerth for them. <JulieS> Good advice! <Wendymr> thank you :) <JulieS> Thank you for joining us tonight, Wendy! <Wendymr> You're welcome. THank you for inviting us! :) * Wendymr beckons to the Doctor * Wendymr runs into the TARDIS and disappears <Kaethel> and thank you Julie for interviewing our former winners. Finding them is a hard job, especially when they've scurried off to another fandom muttertraitormutter * JulieS follows Wendy to the TARDIS and latches on * JulieS floats in the Time Vortex | <KSaraSara> LOL Sue!!! <sistersue> Must be Wendy <CatBru> Mmm, now I DIDN'T misread streaked! <MetroRhodes> LOL <AnnaBtG> lol Cat <UltraW> Go, Wendy! * Dave7 streaks behind the building instead * BriGal tries not to spit her food out <AnnaBtG> go Wendy! :D <CatBru> almost read it as steaked, but then I woulda got hungry. <MrsMosley> YAY Wendy! <MetroRhodes> Watch out Dave - Sue will be after you... <Doranwen> ROFL <jojo_da_crow> lol <sistersue> It's not really streaking when he has those carefully placed butter samples... <Doranwen> adoring fan, eh? * CatBru takes out her camera. BWAHAHA! <MetroRhodes> LOL <jackiek> lol <KSaraSara> oh, you wish!! <g> <BriGal> LOL <MrsMosley> ohhh, who's the hottie with Wendy? <Wendymr> lol, I do <g> <Triciaw> Go Wendy! <Dave7> ... don't mock the butter <g> <AnnaBtG> lol, sue! :D <Dave7> lol Wendy! <KSaraSara> 'tis the Doctor <g> <MetroRhodes> Ooooooh.... <jackiek> lol <sistersue> heh - guess I know where the Clark in my closet went <Daisymay390> lol wendy <BriGal> oh, I thought it was the Doctor, not Jack <jojo_da_crow> haha <Olympe> is it her shrink? <MrsMosley> hmm, which one do you think? I like Nine myself <AnnaBtG> he's not as magnetically attractive as Clark. *ducks* <KSaraSara> it is, I think Julie's confused ;) <CatBru> Mmm, all this talk about butter, magnetically-attractibe men in jeands and battered leather jackets and steak IS making me hungry... <KSaraSara> lol I agree, Anna! <MetroRhodes> lol <MetroRhodes> Me too Anna!!! <BriGal> wait <KSaraSara> LOL Cat! <BriGal> buttered leather jackets? <LaraMoon> rofl <Dave7> lol! <Wendymr> MrsMosley: http://www.thedoctorandme.org/thedoctorandme/fanfic/ninth.html <KSaraSara> LOL W!!!!!!! <CatBru> MMMM!! * MrsMosley thinks Anna is right <sistersue> lol <MetroRhodes> Especially Clark in black <SaaraB> lol, Julie, which one? * MetroRhodes drools * Meowoof faints <JulieS> (yeah, I kinda figured it was the Doctor, but that was an afterthought. Mock me now) * MrsMosley sighs - very nice * jojo_da_crow still thinks of him as the invisible man <KSaraSara> LOL! * Dave7 mocks Julie now * AnnaBtG giggles <CatBru> ...man, maybe I should make me a snack. You people, tempting me and my voracious appetite! <BriGal> lol <MetroRhodes> lol <sistersue> I've got some Smartfood here. I'll share * KSaraSara mocks Julie now too ;) <CatBru> Oooo yummy! * BriGal hands Cat a bowl of chicken fried rice <CatBru> ...Do you need to actually BE smart to eat it, though? Because sadly my brain's on those stairs, still... <KSaraSara> watch out for a vodka! <CatBru> Mmmmm! <MetroRhodes> Oooh more mineral water.... <Dave7> careful, Wendy - that water is powerful stuff <g> * CatBru eats like a kitty <BriGal> Ooh, where *is* Jill? <sistersue> Is it bad news, Julie? Is that why you want her to sit? <KSaraSara> LOL!!! <Dave7> rofl! <BriGal> lol <ChiefPam> We don't need Jill, we need a *chair* doctor! <Meowoof> And Labby? <MetroRhodes> lol <KSaraSara> yeah, but is he medically certified? ;) <Triciaw> LOL Pam <Dave7> does he need to be? <sistersue> I think he's certifiable <Meowoof> Well, hey, at least there is a nurse or two or three here. * AnnaBtG will hand out pills to everyone (illegally) :P <KSaraSara> LOL fair enough ;) <CatBru> certifiably insane? <MetroRhodes> LOL <KSaraSara> LOL <Dave7> yay for Anna! <jennidebb> lol <Wendymr> definitely, Cat <g> * Dave7 takes 5 dozen of the blue ones <CatBru> =D Thought so! <Dave7> lol Julie! <KSaraSara> LOL <MetroRhodes> Ooooh, skittles! <AnnaBtG> lol Dave! <CatBru> Something about Doctors needing to be certified with buttered jackets <KSaraSara> skittles!!!!!!!!!!! I want some! <sistersue> Dave, 5 dozen is never a good dosage. No matter how much butter you ingest with it. <Meowoof> Which doctor, Wendy? There's more than one. <MrsMosley> lol Cat! <ChiefPam> lol, W <Wendymr> they're all the same man, Classicalla ;) <KSaraSara> Ninth Doctor ;) <YConnell> lol, Julie <sistersue> Ooo - she's a *big* girl <Dave7> oh, I know that. Was only going to have one - the rest are to fill the kiddy pool <Meowoof> Well, yes, but they LOOK different. <CatBru> Mmmm, ninth! <BriGal> lol <ChiefPam> rofl <MetroRhodes> LOLS! <sistersue> Stupid question, Wendy! * KSaraSara thwaps WEndy <g> <ChiefPam> No, Wendy, you totally sucked <CatBru> Its not the clothes that makes the man, but the nose. <BriGal> ya know, as the other bouncer, I could probably overrule Julie if she gets into a fight with the interviewee.... <Dave7> LOL!! <Kaethel> LOL <ChiefPam> We were just humoring you, all those years... <jackiek> lol <KSaraSara> lol Karen! <sistersue> Someday I want to suck as much as Wendy. <ChiefPam> lol <MrsMosley> no kidding <MetroRhodes> LOL - me too! <CatBru> Oooh me too! <BriGal> LOL <Wendymr> lol Cat - so true <g> <BriGal> Same here <Kaethel> don't we all <g> <CatBru> Guh, noses! <Triciaw> LOL * MetroRhodes smacks Julie - pay attention... <BriGal> and I'll say "fickle" * SaaraB pers up * BriGal runs |
| <Kaethel> well well well people, please sit down again. CAREFULLY!!!! <Kaethel> now is time to get back to the ceremony and the Chair Breaking Party. * Wendymr sneaks in again and gets the Doctor to repair all the chairs <Kaethel> thanks Wendy... hooooo, Doctor. Smooth. <Kaethel> ahem. <Kaethel> anyway, here's Anna with the next category: Best Comedy. And I shall warn you... no funny business with chairs! <BanAnna> Hi everyone! <BanAnna> Well, let's face it, nobody really likes comedy. <BanAnna> I mean, all that laughing and merriment. Who needs it? <BanAnna> I'm sure we'd all much rather sit around bored out of our skulls. <BanAnna> Still, there are a few writers in FoLCdom who insist on making us laugh. <BanAnna> They seem to enjoy torturing us with all that "fun" and "hilarity". <BanAnna> Evil fiends, I say. <BanAnna> Still, I suppose everyone is entitled to their ways, however strange they may be. <BanAnna> And I guess Kerth night is as good a time as any to give them their due. <BanAnna> So here are the nominees: <BanAnna> Darn It! by Nan Smith <BanAnna> Galactically Stupid - The Whole Story by ML Thompson <BanAnna> The Inside Scoop by Paul-Gabriel Wiener <BanAnna> The Naked Truth by FinLi <BanAnna> The Villain's Tale by Janet Owens <BanAnna> Wrestle Me This by LaraMoon <BanAnna> And the winner is... <BanAnna> Galactically Stupid - The Whole Story by ML Thompson | <Qex> It's good!! <SaaraB> I know a doctor with a *very* nice nose <g> <jennidebb> did you enjoy it, Wendy? <MetroRhodes> LOL! <jackiek> lol <Wendymr> I did! * Dave7 is desperate for someone to tell him 301 is horrible :( * KSaraSara makes off with the Doctor while they're not paying attention! * BriGal pokes Dave <MrsMosley> why do you want it to be horrible? <CatBru> Ooooooo! Rowr! I want a doctor with a good nose! =( * BriGal grins <sistersue> You're not missing anything, Dave. Really <KSaraSara> Hey!!! I didn't ask for an autograph at Six Flags!! <g> <BriGal> Don't worry, you can soon lord it over me * Doranwen mumbles something about this being the Kerth awards for *L&C* fanfic, not Doctor Who . . . <MetroRhodes> LOL! <Dave7> so I can handle waiting a week to watch it <g> <BriGal> LOL <CatBru> I'd keep mine behind some fake books with lights to make them look bigger =D <KSaraSara> LOL! <Psychofurbal> LOL! <jackiek> lol <jennidebb> LOl Doranwen <ChiefPam> <g> <Meowoof> Hey, Wendy wrote a LnC fic yesterday - 100 words worth. <Doranwen> good :D <Dave7> thanks Sue <g> <BriGal> oh? <MrsMosley> first one she put up in, what, a year? <sistersue> Anytime, babe <ChiefPam> 100 down, 59000 to go... <KSaraSara> LOL W! <MetroRhodes> It's all about the size with you people isn't it? * BriGal snickers <CatBru> Ohhhh yeah. <jojo_da_crow> lol it was an awesome drabble as well <CatBru> After all, a small nose just looks odd on a guy... <jojo_da_crow> which i have a story about... but will just post it in the drabble thread <MetroRhodes> LOLS! <AnnaBtG> write a presentation speech <Wendymr> thank you, JoJo!! <AnnaBtG> :P <ChiefPam> And invest in furniture companies! <MetroRhodes> I agree Anna! <Kaethel> and maybe you won't break your chair... <MetroRhodes> Yay! <sistersue> Thanks for deigning to hang out with us Wendy! <BriGal> Learn to fall upwards! * UltraW slaps KSaraSara around a bit with a large trout <KSaraSara> hey!!! Why the slap? *pouts* <Shadow02> hah, i knew i would get the hang of irc tonight <MetroRhodes> lol * CatBru steals the trout and eats it <jennidebb> Wendy, is he keeping the Tardis waiting for you? <Meowoof> Clark follows you, Wendy and nags you for a story. <Wendymr> not any more <g> <KSaraSara> LOL Kae! <Triciaw> Hi Jen <UltraW> I didn't write that <MetroRhodes> Ack! We lost them both! <UltraW> Sorry, I don't know what happened here <KSaraSara> lol s'ok <Meowoof> But you wrote a drabble... <Dave7> hmm, I think we just figured out who Pete is <g> <KSaraSara> shhhh! <Wendymr> lol * UltraW didn't slap Sara, really <MetroRhodes> LOL!!! <sistersue> Who? <Doranwen> lol <KSaraSara> s'ok, I forgive you <g> <Doranwen> the whois showed who it was too * CatBru still stole UltraW's fish, so neener! <Doranwen> I did that earlier <g> * MetroRhodes worried that Cat is going to eat the fish... <KSaraSara> Rach is dealing with tornado sirens... or a bad connection * CatBru already did! Bwahaha! <Babsi__> chair breaking party. rotfl <CatBru> Urf... now I have indigestion... =P * JulieS walks back into the room, dizzy from the time travel, and slumps on a chair, breaking it <Wendymr> yeah, there are tornado warnings in the midwest <MetroRhodes> LOL! We've found our theme. :) <BriGal> geesh <MetroRhodes> Eeek! <Doranwen> nowhere near me <BriGal> I think we need to invest in better chairs <MetroRhodes> Not my part of the midwest. <sistersue> yikes <MrsMosley> The Year of the Broken Chairs <CatBru> lol! <Wendymr> Iowa, definitely * ChiefPam is definitely calling her broker... * SaaraB floats to sit cross-legged in the air * BriGal jumps, misses the floor, and floats up halfway to the ceiling, avoiding the faulty chairs <CatBru> Ooooh, bad pun! <Conny> LOL <SaaraB> here, you can have mine... <CatBru> I loved it! <KSaraSara> LOL nope! <LaraMoon> LOL <MetroRhodes> lol <Wendymr> lol Anna <BriGal> lol <jackiek> lol <ChiefPam> We're such a somber bunch <LaraMoon> oh, yeah, we hate that <AnnaBtG> definitely! <MetroRhodes> Or bawl into our hankies... <Kaethel> LOL * MetroRhodes stares at Sara <jackiek> lol <Doranwen> lol <CatBru> Those bat RASTARDS!! <Wendymr> or write deathfic <KSaraSara> wha? <Kaethel> bad them! Bad! <CatBru> DEATHFIC?? Where?? <MrsMosley> the nerve of the people <BriGal> LOL <Doranwen> rofl Cat! <LaraMoon> LOL * KSaraSara is innocent!! (whatever the charge is!) <Kaethel> hah!Q <ChiefPam> It's a *comedy* deathfic! <AnnaBtG> lol! <Wendymr> Cat: http://wendymr.livejournal.com/17362.html <BriGal> Yes! Down with merriment! Down with comedy! <Olympe> Evil fiends who make us splutter our monitors with Coca-Cola... * MetroRhodes points to her post above about bawling into hankies... <Ximemia> Wait - I have lost my lipstick... <MrsMosley> lol X <sistersue> which is a shame - that's such a good color on you <Triciaw> Good luck everyone! <Wendymr> good luck all!! :) <ChiefPam> Go, Janet! <BriGal> good luck, everyone! <MrsMosley> good luck! <CapeFtish> good luck! <AnnaBtG> good luck, everyone! :) <Babsi__> good luck all :) <CatBru> woot! * MetroRhodes holds breath for everyone <ChiefPam> and everybody else <g> |
| <Kaethel> congrats ML! <MLT> Uhh... ooo... <MLT> Uhh... <MLT> Okay, now maybe you can see why I write <MLT> I'm obviously so skilled with words <MLT> Thanks to Gerry and Carol and everyone on the fanfic message boards for all the nagg... uhh... encouragement <MLT> This story would never have been written without you guys egging me on <MLT> Thanks again <Kaethel> nagging? Nagging? Ever heard of such a thing, guys? No-one ever... nags. Do they? <g> <MLT> I'm heading back to my chair now... <Kaethel> I mean, we don't nag. We disembowel. <Kaethel> but nagging, no. <Triciaw> Definitely no nagging! <g> <Kaethel> Note that ML didn't break anything! WOOHOO!!! | <SaskiaK> good luck everyone! <Doranwen> congratulations ML!!!!!!!! <Meowoof> Good luck1 <SaaraB> congrats ML!! <MetroRhodes> Yay ML! <SaskiaK> yay ML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <AnnaBtG> yay, ML!! <jojo_da_crow> wooooo! <Wendymr> congrats ML!!! <Super_sweet> Congrats, ML! <Triciaw> Congratulations ML!!! <Shadow02> alright! <MrsMosley> YAY ML! <sistersue> Congrats MLT! <ChiefPam> Yay, ML!!!! <LaraMoon> congrats ML! <jackiek> Congrats, ML! <Babsi__> congrats ML! <AnnaBtG> that was a hilarious one indeed :D <Dave7> yay ML! <UltraW> Congrats, ML! <Nan> Congrats ML <Conny> Congratulations ML <Shadow02> congrats! * BriGal changes topic to 'Welcome to the 2007 Kerth Awards! Join #kerthawards for the ceremony - Best Waffy: Congrats ML!' <BriGal> Congrats, ML! <CatBru> CONGRATS! <Olympe> Congratulations! <CapeFtish> Congrats, ML! <jennidebb> congratulations, ML:) <KSaraSara> YAY ML!!!!!!!! <ELK> WOOOHOOOO ML!!! <Daisymay390> congrats ML <CatBru> Rachel just called, she's trying to reconnect =D <MrsMosley> Karen wrong award :) <Meowoof> Congrats. <MetroRhodes> Poor Rach! <CatBru> yeah... =( <BriGal> doht <YConnell> POOR ml * Wendymr passes ML a voice <BriGal> thanks <ChiefPam> Did she just call ML Galactically Stupid? * BriGal changes topic to 'Welcome to the 2007 Kerth Awards! Join #kerthawards for the ceremony - Best Comedy: Congrats ML!' <Doranwen> rofl <Kaethel> LOL! <BriGal> LOL <sistersue> lol * Wendymr also passes ML a dictionary for some vocabulary <Triciaw> LOL <UltraW> LOL! * Olympe laughs my head off <CatBru> LOL! <KSaraSara> lol! <jackiek> lol <Kaethel> lol <Dave7> lol <LaraMoon> LOL <AnnaBtG> hehehehehehe <ChiefPam> lol <jennidebb> lol * MetroRhodes excuses self - I just thought I could make it without a trip to the loo <sistersue> heh <Olympe> Without the loo? It's comedy we're talking here. * BriGal giggles <ChiefPam> <g> * Olympe runs off to loo * BriGal gets out the eggs <ChiefPam> eggs? I'll see if I can find some to throw... * CatBru eats all the eggs <sistersue> She'll wet her pants, though. It's sad, but it happens when she laughs hard <ChiefPam> thanks, Karen! <BriGal> welcome! <jackiek> lol * AnnaBtG giggles <CatBru> I DO! <KSaraSara> ohhhh Kae!!!! I've got a nag for you ;) <BriGal> I thought a nag was a horse <CatBru> Erm, I mean... of COURSE I don't nag... ha ha ha... <KSaraSara> LOL! right <g> <Doranwen> rofl Kae! <Shadow02> i think we peacefully request... <BriGal> I don't nag. I *encourage* <ChiefPam> lol Kae <Doranwen> yay, Rach is coming back :D <AnnaBtG> :) <Wendymr> lol <ELK> LOL <MetroRhodes> Sue! I do not! * Wendymr slaps ML_T around a bit with Superman's boots <MrsMosley> ML is graceful <MrsMosley> Red Boots Down! <Dave7> quick, get the chair while you still have a chance! <sistersue> With his boots? Kinky! * CatBru pulls out Superman's blankie <KSaraSara> LOL! <ChiefPam> New Alt-Kerth Category: Most Graceful non-chair breaking! |
| <Kaethel> so we can peacefully move on to Best Revelation Story. And here's LaraMoon to tell you everything there is to know about Clark Kent. ;) <LaraMoon> Bonjour! <LaraMoon> Oh, sorry, English... I mean "Hello!" <g> <LaraMoon> Best Revelation Story.... These are stories that center on, highlight or describe in unusual or <LaraMoon> different ways thatmoment when Lois Lane finally finds out that Clark Kent <LaraMoon> is... Batman. <LaraMoon> Oh, no, wait... that's not it! Sorry, I've been working on my series this week. <g> Let's see... <LaraMoon> revelation... that one life-altering moment when Lois realizes that John Doe is a darn nice <LaraMoon> guy. <LaraMoon> Ugh! No! That's not it either... But he is a darn nice guy, though, isn't he? OK, OK, getting <LaraMoon> back on track. <LaraMoon> Best Revelation Story. Clark Kent is Superman. Lois Lane finds out. And these are the stories <LaraMoon> that treated this revelation in a stand out manner. There you go! <LaraMoon> The nominees are... <LaraMoon> Go Softly Into The Night by Yvonne Connell <LaraMoon> If I Were You by Caroline K. <LaraMoon> The Next Step by Sue S. <LaraMoon> Paradise Lost... Almost by Tank Wilson <LaraMoon> A Revelation of Trust by Kent28 <LaraMoon> Testing Grounds by MetroRhodes <LaraMoon> And the winner is........... <LaraMoon> If I Were You by Caroline K. | <MetroRhodes> Yay Lara! <Doranwen> rofl <AnnaBtG> go Lara! :) * Olympe is back. Ahhh! <KSaraSara> revelations? Clark Kent?? <MrsMosley> whohoo LaraMoon! <CapeFtish> Woo, go Lara! <CatBru> You KNOW that that's not really a cape, right? <KSaraSara> go Lara!!!!!!!!!!! <sistersue> Lara! Hey, I know her! <Conny> LOL! * BriGal revolves <ChiefPam> Go, Lara :) <Doranwen> lol <CatBru> GO LARA!!! <MrsMosley> hardy har Lara <BriGal> It's not a cape? What is it? <ChiefPam> lol <BriGal> a blankie? <sistersue> heh <CatBru> Right! <MetroRhodes> LOl!!! <BriGal> heh <UltraW> Hehehe <KSaraSara> LOL!!! <CapeFtish> LOL, Lara! <sistersue> He does wear a lot of black. <CatBru> His mother made it for him, after all ;) <MrsMosley> ROTLF <BriGal> Dangit, and here I thought he was the Flash! <KSaraSara> Batman!! I would have never guessed!!! <Olympe> ..is Batman - not! <Doranwen> lol <jackiek> lol * AnnaBtG giggles <Conny> *giggles* <MetroRhodes> lol <Triciaw> LOL <sistersue> Tell her not to touch the light switch! <BriGal> Guess I've been stalking the wrong person. Maybe Bruce Wayne is the Flash... <CatBru> I thought Clark Kent was really NekkidMan... =( <MrsMosley> LOL! <ChiefPam> rofl, Lara <jackiek> lol <CatBru> Bruce? What? <Dave7> ack, not the naked Clark again <Wendymr> nah, Clark is really the Doctor <g> <CatBru> Oh... wrong Bruce ;) <Meowoof> Nekkid man in Sue's closet. <Olympe> Yep. <BriGal> yeah, wrong Bruce ;-) <sistersue> He's DRESSED! Sheesh. <Triciaw> Good luck everyone! <MrsMosley> Dave, if you insist on hanging out with girls... <CatBru> With a tie and s! <BriGal> someone told me it was Wally West, but I just laughed at him <KSaraSara> LOL Lisa! <Wendymr> good luck everyone! <KSaraSara> yay Rach!!!!!!!!!!! <CatBru> RACHEL!!! <Wendymr> Rach!! WB! * CatBru cliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings <ChiefPam> Go everybody! <AnnaBtG> you mean it isn't, Karen???? *shocked* <Doranwen> congratulations Caroline! <AnnaBtG> go everyone! <SaskiaK> good luck!!! <CatBru> Never leave me agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain! |
| <YConnell> Congratulations to Caroline! <Kaethel> Congrats Caroline!!! And merci beaucoup Lara (hey a fellow French speaker, might as well take advantage!) <LaraMoon> <g> <YConnell> I have instructions to take care of her Kerth and make sure it finds its way to her <Kaethel> UPS... <YConnell> I'm sure she'll be totally over the moon <YConnell> okay, we have a standin for Caroline... <MrsMosley> When C. told me she wasn't going to be here... <MrsMosley> I told her she had to give someone a speech! <MrsMosley> So with much cajoling she did :) <MrsMosley> "Thank you to everyone who read, reviewed, nominated, voted and just generally supported my debut story in the fandom! I hadn't written a story in several years prior to starting "If I Were You", and I was very nervous when I started posting it. But it also was SO much fun to be writing again, and the readers' gracious and encouraging response just made it that much more so." <MrsMosley> "Receiving an award for it on top of all that just seems too good to be true. If I were actually here, I'd be pinching myself! Thanks again to everyone who has made me feel so welcome in this fandom, and thank you for honoring my story with this award." * MrsMosley goes to call C. and tell her she won! * MrsMosley leaves the stage without breaking a chair <Kaethel> WOOHOO!!! <Triciaw> Another safe chair!! <Kaethel> see? see????? <YConnell> Yay! <Kaethel> You CAN do it! * YConnell puts away her hammer | <KSaraSara> YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <Shadow02> rock on <MetroRhodes> YAY Caroline! <sistersue> HA! I knew it! <ChiefPam> Yay, Caroline!!!!!! <Wendymr> Cat! Congrats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <Dave7> if I insist on hanging out with girls... ? <g> <MrsMosley> Caroline! <SaskiaK> congrats Caroline!!!!!! <SaaraB> congrats Caroline!! <AnnaBtG> yay Caroline!! :) <jackiek> Congrats, Caroline! <Nan> Yay Caroline! <CatBru> WOOT! Congrats! <LaraMoon> Yay Caroline! <Babsi__> congrats Caroline!!! <UltraW> Congrats, Caroline! <Dave7> Yay Caroline :) <Triciaw> Congratulations Caroline!!! <JulieS> congrats Caroline!!!!! <Shadow02> god that was a great story, congrats! <Meowoof> Congrats!! <Conny> Yay! Caroline! Congratulations! <Wendymr> Caroline! <CapeFtish> Congrats Caroline!! <Super_sweet> Congrats, Caroline! <jojo_da_crow> woooo * BriGal changes topic to 'Welcome to the 2007 Kerth Awards! Join #kerthawards for the ceremony - Best Revelation: If I were You. Congrats, Caroline' <Olympe> happy kerthing! <ChiefPam> That was such an incredible story <BriGal> Congrats, Caroline! <jennidebb> wow, Caroline congratulations <MetroRhodes> Yes, totally awesome! <Ximemia> MetroR must have found my lipstick ... <SapphireBlue> Congratulations, Caroline. <sistersue> I love that story. * MrsMosley waves at KCom - she left me something to say! * MetroRhodes hides tube in my purse - what lipstick? <Triciaw> I love it as well! <Kaethel> Oh she did! <Kaethel> hang on then <jennidebb> great story <KSaraSara> I sent her an email in case she gets a chance to sneak on and check :) <SMKfan> Congratulations, Caroline! <sistersue> Give it back, DJ! That lipstick is too dark for you * Olympe sells lipstick to highest bidder. * CatBru sneaks into Sue's closet <CatBru> =O <ChiefPam> Every kiss begins with K... <sistersue> Hey! Outta there! <MetroRhodes> Sue - look out! <BriGal> lol, Pam <CatBru> ...he...he... <CatBru> It really IS just a Tie! <LaraMoon> hey, sorry 'bout all the blocks and the obvious n00b errors.... <sistersue> Good thing I brought him to the hotel with me. <KSaraSara> YAY! <BriGal> it's okay, Lara.. it's happened before, it'll happen again :-) <CapeFtish> You were great, Lara :D <MetroRhodes> I like it DARK, Sue.... <sistersue> Awwww, Caroline. * sistersue chokes <LoriLane> Sorry, Elena. I was just checking in on the winners as they're posted in here. I joined both channels in other years, but was never good at keeping up with two places. <KSaraSara> awwww!! <MetroRhodes> Awwww! <ChiefPam> Totally deserved, Caroline! <AnnaBtG> awww, Caroline! <sistersue> We love you, Caroline! <KSaraSara> well Deserved!!!!!!!!!!! <Conny> Wow! <ChiefPam> (and she hasn't broken any chairs!) <|Evilness> no problem, Lori, I was just saying :) <MetroRhodes> <Kaethel> I noticed <g> <KSaraSara> tell her we say HI Lisa!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <ELK> Congrats, Caroline!!!!!!!!!!!!! <KSaraSara> and there was much cheering!! <Meowoof> Tell us what Caroline's reaction is, Lisa! <Olympe> Please! |
| <Kaethel> Let's see how MetroRhodes deals with Best Drama then! <Kaethel> will it be the Dramatic End of the Poor Chair? <Kaethel> let's find out :) * MetroRhodes stumbles up on stage, trips and falls into a chair, catches it before it careens into the wall <Kaethel> grrrrr.... * MetroRhodes stands up and pulls off her sweatshirt and sweatpants and straightens her green dress. * MetroRhodes shuffles papers * YConnell blinks at MR's outfit <MetroRhodes> Uh hi everyone! * MetroRhodes curses when a paper slides from the stack and floats to the floor <MetroRhodes> Bare with me. <MetroRhodes> Eeek! Bare? <MetroRhodes> Where's my beta??? <MetroRhodes> She would have kept me from typing that! <MetroRhodes> Bear... Bear! I meant bear!!! * MetroRhodes lets out a shout of annoyance when another paper drops, bends down and picks them both up. <MetroRhodes> Sorry. I'm not usually this disorganized, but Babbles my muse was responsible for this speech and then she decided at the last minute that she gets stage fright and so she dropped these notes on me and... * MetroRhodes shades eyes from the harsh lights of the stage and peers toward the back door <MetroRhodes> BABBLES! Get up here! Right now! Someone stop her! Don't let her leave! * MetroRhodes taps foot while Babbles timidly makes her way on stage, tripping on the second step and falling flat on her face. She smiles shyly and runs and hides behind DJ. <MetroRhodes> Okay, let's try this again... <MetroRhodes> And quit hoping for a peek show, would ya? * MetroRhodes is now known as Babbles * Babbles stares meanly at Sue * Babbles looks around shyly and then throws the papers into the air and straightens her dress, smiling out at the audience. <Babbles> Good... evening? Afternoon? Morning? Good day to all of you FoLCs out there. I'm here to present the category of 'Best Drama'. I doubt many of you are asking yourself what qualifies a story as a 'drama', but... I know that for me, a good drama rips my heart out and feeds it to me with a spoon, and then has me coming back, begging for more. <g> <Babbles> But a good drama can also have you on the edge of your seat. If not frustrated by horrific plots to strip memories away, <Babbles> or in puzzlement over whether another Kryptonian could have come to Earth, <Babbles> or dying of curiosity about just who the mystery Italian man is, <Babbles> jumping out of your seat when a brain ends up on the kitchen counter, <Babbles> or working feverishly to figure out if a line from every single episode through Dead Lois Walking was used and when... <Babbles> Ooooh, there's that pretty red flashy thingy.... * Babbles considers taking a peak... * Babbles is now known as MetroRhodes * MetroRhodes smacks Babbles - focus! * MetroRhodes is now known as Babbles <Babbles> Sorry. <Babbles> if none of that gets you, then certainly the bouts of torture and near death calamities that befall our two heroes should certainly manage to keep you up reading way past your self-proclaimed bedtime. <Babbles> And the writers who were nominated for Best Drama this year have outdone themselves. You all still owe me... let's see... <Babbles> And the writers who were nominated for Best Drama this year have outdone themselves. You all still owe me... let's see... <Babbles> OOops! * Babbles pulls out list and adds up the figures <Babbles> $19.52 -- That's for the boxes of Kleenex that I went through. Oh, and then, when I ran out of tissue and a few mascara-laden tears dribbled down the front of my favorite silk shirt, I had to take it to the dry-cleaners the next day. Plus, there was that box of chocolate chip cookies I had to inhale after reading such stories, to make myself feel better... * Babbles is now known as MetroRhodes * MetroRhodes clears throat and bops Babbles on the head <MetroRhodes> Sorry, Babbles got a little carried away. And so, without further delay, the nominees for this year's Best Drama category are: <MetroRhodes> Away From The Sun, by Sara Kraft <MetroRhodes> Faustian Bargain, by Sue S. <MetroRhodes> The Forgotten, by Jennie Debbage <MetroRhodes> Guilty Until Proven Innocent, by ML Thompson <MetroRhodes> Revisionist History, by Sue S. <MetroRhodes> And the winner is... <MetroRhodes> No, you cannot read it, Babbles. Now give me that envelope! * MetroRhodes reaches out and grabs for it... misses... grabs for it again, thoroughly embarrassed by her Muse's behavior <MetroRhodes> Give it to me... or next year I'll bring Bubbles instead... <MetroRhodes> YES WAY. <Triciaw> You've got it!!! * MetroRhodes finally snatches the envelope away and hastily rips it open before someone in the audience throws something at her <MetroRhodes> Ahem... and the winner is... <MetroRhodes> Faustian Bargain by Sue S.!!!! | <MrsMosley> Hmmm... she's up for another award later... should I call her now or wait? <ChiefPam> Does she squeal, or pass out? <ChiefPam> Call her now. Then call her again later. <g> <AnnaBtG> hehe <Wendymr> lol <Olympe> Good one! * KSaraSara hyperventilates <Shadow02> lol <sistersue> You'd better wait - she's not done yet, not by a long shot. :) <KSaraSara> call her now! <g> <BriGal> The chair looks a little shaky.. <AnnaBtG> go DJ! :) <KSaraSara> and later <g> <sistersue> Good luck DJ! <Meowoof> Call her now! * Dave7 pokes Sara and tells her to lamaze breathe <MrsMosley> I'll wait, don't want to ring her phone off the hook tonight :) <ChiefPam> aw, that's no fun <g> <jojo_da_crow> hahaha <Olympe> Do it now! She deserves to know. <KSaraSara> lol Dave! <Shadow02> hahah <ChiefPam> lol, DJ * BriGal snickers <sistersue> Heh - my point exactly, Lisa <Meowoof> Watch out, DJ. <jackiek> Go DJ! <LaraMoon> LOL <Conny> LOL! <jackiek> lol <KSaraSara> LOL DJ!!! <Triciaw> Go DJ!! <CatBru> lol! <sistersue> She's stripping! <BriGal> whoo, stripping on the stage! <KSaraSara> LMAO <Meowoof> Stripping Clark? * Dave7 pays close attention * Kaethel straightens the chair instead. * Kaethel covers Dave's eyes/. <CatBru> Mmmm! <Olympe> What is she still wearing? <KSaraSara> LOL Dave! * sistersue waves "Hi!" <Dave7> aww :( <jojo_da_crow> hahaha <Triciaw> LOL Dave!! <CatBru> Wow, how did you not wrinkle the dress? <sistersue> Bare? <sistersue> She's bare? <jackiek> lol <KSaraSara> LOL!!!! <BriGal> LOL <Psychofurbal> LOL!! <CatBru> mmm bare! <Olympe> Bare! lol <jojo_da_crow> she had on a nice dress but sue kept peeking at her cleavage <ChiefPam> lol <Kaethel> LOL! <jojo_da_crow> so she had to change <jackiek> lol <Triciaw> LOL!!! <LaraMoon> LOL <KSaraSara> rotfl DJ! <Olympe> Betas are god guys! <CapeFtish> lol! <KSaraSara> where's your dress is the real question ;) <sistersue> Her beta is sitting back with popcorn and saying "oooooh, yeah, baby" <ChiefPam> and good guys, too! * AnnaBtG giggles <jackiek> lol <Olympe> Bare necessities... <BriGal> lol <Meowoof> Maybe she would have giggled and left it, DJ. <ChiefPam> cleavage! <sistersue> I would have been distracted by that dress, that's for sure. <KSaraSara> LOL! <KSaraSara> awwww <Olympe> dresses are so annoying <BriGal> good thing I'm wearing jeans <sistersue> shhh - wait. She'll take it off, I betcha. <Triciaw> Especially green ones!!! * Dave7 tries to see, darn it! <Olympe> Take it off! Take it off! <CatBru> I'm wearing my Army uniform with a Superman shirt ;) <jojo_da_crow> hahaha <BriGal> lol <jackiek> lol <Babsi__> lol <sistersue> By the end of the speech she'll have on nothing but a smile. <Doranwen> lol <YConnell> Isn't Babbles a chimpanzee?? <Triciaw> Dave keep those eyes covered!!!! <Doranwen> rofl <Meowoof> That's because Babbles knows you are bare, DJ. <BriGal> no, that's Bubbles <KSaraSara> lol! poor Babbles * MetroRhodes is now known as Babbles <sistersue> No, that's "Bubbles" <LaraMoon> ROFL <ChiefPam> lol <Kaethel> is it bad that I read 'bubbles' and thought of champagne? <Psychofurbal> lol <Olympe> It's more like a peep show... * ChiefPam read "bubbles" and thought "dirty"... <BriGal> Tiiiiiiiny bubbles, in my beer. Makes me happy and full of cheer <Kaethel> LOL <Dave7> yes, Kae. Very bad. <g> <sistersue> heh - that's why I love you, Pam <MrsMosley> Besides, Bubbles is her vid muse <MrsMosley> :) <BriGal> lol, Pam.. reminds me of a childhood joke <Kaethel> ooohhh beer <Meowoof> What dress, Babbles? <Triciaw> Hey, you're confusing the envelope holder!!! <sistersue> See - she's playing with the dress <BriGal> "Wanna hear a clean joke? Bobby took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was the girl next door." <ChiefPam> lol <KSaraSara> LOL <sistersue> heh <AnnaBtG> lol! :D <Shadow02> lol <ChiefPam> I was actually thinking about Zoom's fanfic... <LoriLane> lol <BriGal> which? <ChiefPam> but then, I am older than dirt <Ximemia> Bubbles always makes me go to that fic ;-) <sistersue> that old? You look pretty good regardless. <ChiefPam> aww, thanks! <CatBru> Mystery Italian Man?? Mmmm... Italian... <LoriLane> Dirty Bubbles :) <Meowoof> Bet you are younger than me, Pam. <ChiefPam> Next year, I'm voting for ya, Sue <BriGal> ah <sistersue> Yes, Don Ho's other hit. "Dirty Bubbles" <CatBru> I'm ancient! I'm TWENTY THREE!! <LoriLane> Dirty Bubbles and the L&C/XF crossover were the first two fics I think I ever read. <Meowoof> Hahaha... 23 is ancient. I love it. <jennidebb> Pam, I'm with you there <ChiefPam> My daughter wants you to know that she's reading this <g> * Babbles is now known as MetroRhodes <sistersue> LOL * Dave7 is 22... one year off ancient <Kaethel> lol <jennidebb> Pam, I'm even older than dirt * MetroRhodes is now known as Babbles <Triciaw> LOL <BriGal> Sadly, when I hear Tiny Bubbles, I don't think of Don Ho. I think of basic training cadences.. <sistersue> Ah, Dave. Young enough to be my pool boy <BriGal> lol * Kaethel is 24. Again. <jackiek> lol <ChiefPam> lol <Shadow02> rofl <CatBru> Well, I think my hips actually belonged to a 67 year old man once. * MrsMosley is four years past ancient. * KSaraSara bites nails! <Triciaw> lol Kae * BriGal is only three years old * ChiefPam is about to turn 39 for the very first time! <ChiefPam> but in FOLC years, I'm ancient <Dave7> ... do you pay well, Sue? <g> * JulieS is 18 - pretty young to have a 22 year old grandson <KSaraSara> LOL!! I already sent you a check! ;) <sistersue> heh - whatever you want, baby <Nan> I just had my 20th 39th birthday ... <BriGal> lol <jackiek> lol <Shadow02> lol <Kaethel> lol Nan. <Doranwen> and a 21-year-old great-granddaughter, remember ;) <Triciaw> Good luck everyone! * Babbles is now known as MetroRhodes <sistersue> She would have eaten the cookies anyway. <KSaraSara> LOL DJ <BriGal> rofl <Kaethel> I'm gonna have my 5th 24th birthday on Monday <AnnaBtG> lol! <MrsMosley> DJ is a scream! <BriGal> good luck, everyone! <jojo_da_crow> lol <jackiek> Good luck, all <JulieS> yeah, seriously, Doran, and then you say Doctor Who has nothing to do with this fandom? <g> <jojo_da_crow> <3 DJ * BriGal will be turning four next year! <CatBru> GOOD LUCK!! <Kaethel> LOL DJ! <CatBru> GO SARA! <CatBru> GO SUE! <Dave7> Good luck Sara! <KSaraSara> Is that really my name up there??? <AnnaBtG> go everyone! :) * MrsMosley pats BriGal on the head <SaskiaK> Good luck everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <Babsi__> good luck! <Meowoof> Well, I ain't tellin'. I'm old enough to be some of the Folc's mother... even grandmother. <sistersue> LOL - I know Cat! I want to cheer for each name as they come up. <CatBru> GO JENNIE! <ChiefPam> Go, go, go... <KSaraSara> good luck all!!!! <Dave7> luck everyone! <MrsMosley> Good luck everybody! * BriGal holds up 2 fingers <JulieS> good luck, everyone!!!! <CatBru> GO ML! <Shadow02> go everyone! <CatBru> GO SUE!! Woe... Dejavu! <LaraMoon> Good luck!!!! :D <Meowoof> Good luck!!!! <MrsMosley> this one was so hard! <Wendymr> good luck all!! <jojo_da_crow> hahaha <KSaraSara> NOOOOOOOOOOO <JulieS> you know, I don't know if being young enough to be everyone's daughter is much better <g> <Kaethel> lol <Babsi__> LOL <KSaraSara> ack! <MrsMosley> can't even remember who I finally voted for * CatBru trouts Babbles <JulieS> in fandom terms <Dave7> lol! <CatBru> Sara can't breath! <sistersue> me either * Wendymr thwaps MetroRhodes upside the head with a Kryptonite-coated two by four * Wendymr beats MetroRhodes up severely <Meowoof> You're killing us DJ. <Babsi__> go on DJ |
| * MetroRhodes kisses both of Sue's cheeks <sistersue> Okay, you know that rush of blood you get when you have to put your head between your knees? Gimme a second... * MetroRhodes pats <MetroRhodes> That's not very queenly, stand up straight. <sistersue> This is just surreal. Thank you! <sistersue> Um. Uh. Thanks to everyone who stuck with me through the long, hot summer on this story. <sistersue> I had more fun writing this story than any other. And it was entirely due to everyone on the boards. <sistersue> I just, uh, seriously, I can't stop giggling (and damn near crying) enough to type. * YConnell hands Sue a hanky just in case <Kaethel> lol. <sistersue> I don't know what else to say but "thanks!" <sistersue> And don't read the alternate ending! I'm not responsible for that one. <YConnell> That would be AltSue, yes? <sistersue> I'll go blubber my way back to my seat now. THANK YOU!!!!!! <Kaethel> well, you know, Sue, when you win an award it ties you forever to the Lois and Clark fandom. If you ever stop writing L&C, you're under arrest and if we catch you, you'll be decapitated then hung. <sistersue> Yes, AltSue. She's nasty. <sistersue> I wasn't going to stop! I've never known so many awesome people in one place. * Kaethel grins at the audience and points to... Wendy... and the absents who are hiding but know who they are... <sistersue> You'll never get rid of me. But please don't try! <Kaethel> LabRat... Kathy... <Kaethel> all those writers who will be decapitated and hung. <g> * Kaethel also points to David... wait, he's my husband, that doesn't count! <Kaethel> me? No, me I'm... uh... anyway, moving on... * YConnell edges quietly away from K... Honestly, I don't know her. <JulieS> No violence on Kerth night! <Kaethel> baaah. <Triciaw> Why not??? <Kaethel> All right, then, here's an anti-violence category! <BriGal> I'm not cleaning it up, that's why | <Doranwen> Congratulations Sue! <Dave7> Wendy - the bouncer for the people <g> <UltraW> Evil DJ! <SaskiaK> congrats Sue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <Shadow02> congratulations, master!!! <jojo_da_crow> WOOOOOOO <KSaraSara> YAY! SUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <SaaraB> congrats Sue!! <CatBru> Congrats Sue! <MrsMosley> YAY!!!!! <jackiek> Congrats,Sue!!! :) <LaraMoon> Yay Sue!!! <sistersue> HOLY SH-T! <AnnaBtG> yay Sue!! <Triciaw> Congratulations Sue!!! <UltraW> YAY! <Wendymr> congrats Sue! <Olympe> Sue! <BriGal> Congrats, Sue~! <Babsi__> congrats SUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <UltraW> Woohoo! <Psychofurbal> Congrats Sue!!! <JulieS> congrats Sue!!!!! <jennidebb> Congrats Sue <CapeFtish> Yay!! Congrats Sue!! <KSaraSara> well deserved!!! <YConnell> Yay, Sue! <Wendymr> second of many... <Conny> Congratulations Sue! Great Story! <Nan> Congrats Sue! <ChiefPam> Yay, Sue!!!! <Meowoof> SUE,SUE, SUE, SUE, SUE! <Super_sweet> Congrats, Sue! * jojo_da_crow does a dance for sue <MrsMosley> More jewels for Queen Sue's crown! * BriGal changes topic to 'Welcome to the 2007 Kerth Awards! Join #kerthawards for the ceremony - Best Drama: Congrats Sue!' * UltraW bows to Queen Sue! <Shadow02> whoohoo!!! <ChiefPam> Mind you, the odds were in her favor... <Dave7> congrats Sue :) <JulieS> Hey, Wendy. what did I say about no violence? <g> <Olympe> Queen Sue! <Olympe> We need to make it official. * Wendymr gags Julie * CatBru hands Sue one of them thar breathy thingies * JulieS kicks Wendy out of the ceremony <Triciaw> LOL Wendy <Dave7> ooh, bondage * UltraW throws flowers to Sue * JulieS thwaps Dave <CatBru> Bondage?? Mmmm! <ChiefPam> Get used to it, Sue <g> * MrsMosley hits Dave on the head <CatBru> Curses! Down, Inner Voice! <Dave7> sorry - can't help it! <g> <MetroRhodes> HOT! <MrsMosley> Ahh, the Faustian Bargain summer. That was one to remember, <Meowoof> It was definitely hot, Sue. <CatBru> Double Entendre * MetroRhodes stumbles shakily back into this thread <Daisymay390> very good <Shadow02> i think it was a hot fall too... <MetroRhodes> Whew... glad that's over. :) <Meowoof> More feedback than any other story ever. <KSaraSara> It was a blast to read, Sue!!! <Olympe> Really? Alternate ending? <CatBru> Twas the only LnC fic I read for awhile, Sue! <BriGal> Children, children, play nice! <jojo_da_crow> It was such a fun thread... each one was like a big party <MrsMosley> Mellie, you didn't know about Alt 10? <Olympe> No. <Olympe> OH, that. Sorry, I did. <Olympe> Just didn'T get it. * Olympe grins sheepishly <jojo_da_crow> hahaha' * jojo_da_crow liked that ending * MrsMosley loved Alt10 <Olympe> I think I even commented on it. * BriGal musta missed that <CatBru> Mmmmm! Alt Ten! <MrsMosley> and the Kitchen Interlude too <Shadow02> oh read it! there are so many reasons to still love it <Wendymr> that's the one that a certain person started a fight over? * MrsMosley reaches for fan at the memory <KSaraSara> LOL Kae! <Dave7> there's an alt Ten? <CatBru> Mmmm! I'll never look at a kitchen table the same way again... * ChiefPam thinks Wendy had better start running, then... * Wendymr raises eyebrow at H <BriGal> lol, Kae.. so when are we doing that for certain authors in this channel????? <SaaraB> lol Pam! * ChiefPam starts looking for the way out, too... <MrsMosley> or a kitchen counter either, for that matter <KSaraSara> my thoughts exactly, Karen <g> <Triciaw> Run Wendy!!! * Wendymr wonders whether Kae and Dave and Julie and Kathy are safe too <g> <Doranwen> ROFL <KSaraSara> lol! * Doranwen likes that rule <g> <KSaraSara> probably not <g> <JulieS> ... <BriGal> Kae still has a WIP.. I think that makes her safe.. as long as she gets back to it * JulieS looks innocent * KSaraSara ties Sue to the fandom ;) <Shadow02> lol kae * Dave7 has L&C fic on his HD - totally safe <g> * Wendymr points to a certain link: http://www.whofic.com/viewuser.php?uid=681 <MrsMosley> We'll line their heads up as a warning to future Kerth winners <ChiefPam> Not if you don't produce it! <ChiefPam> lol, Lisa <KSaraSara> I haven't seen this Dave! (or have I? <g>) <Triciaw> LOL <KSaraSara> is it the ring one?? <g> * CatBru plans on killing off Lois for many years to come. No worries! <Doranwen> rofl! <Conny> Hanging after decapitating or before? *grins evilly* <Psychofurbal> WOOHOO! <ChiefPam> No violence! Except to chairs... * BriGal ponders getting on the killing band wagon <KSaraSara> LOL Brucie! * Wendymr can also supply similar links for Julie and Dave and Nicole and Yvonne <g> <Doranwen> lol * Dave7 phews <JulieS> bah <Wendymr> and Phil Atcliffe <g> |
| <Kaethel> Best Relationship, brought to you by Saskia (who can be violent in stories!) <CatBru> Sorry guys, but we're too tired to present the award. <CatBru> ... <CatBru> All those stairs... All those STAIRS!!! * CatBru rocks back and forth <SaskiaK> And because it's so frikkin late! *Prods Cat* <CatBru> *shakes head* Erm! but we managed to rustle up some people at the last minute! <SaskiaK> So here are Mayson Drake and Daniel Scardino! * CatBru is now known as MaysonDrake * SaskiaK is now known as DanScardino * MaysonDrake walks slowly towards the stage <MaysonDrake> This is so unfair! I did not even agree to this at all! How can you even make me present *this*?! But fine, if you insist. *mounts the stairs, adjusts the mic and straightens her jacket* I will just tell you exactly how I feel about this crap! <MaysonDrake> 'Best Relationship' my heiny! Do you have any idea how annoying it is be dropped like a car bomb for the likes of Miss Priss?? <MaysonDrake> *disgruntled* The only reason why I'm even here is because Limbo isn't exactly the most thrilling place. You would think, as a well respected Lawyer, I'd be sent straight on to the pearly gates! But nooooo, apparently the Big Guy upstairs likes the Big Guy in Non-Miranda Rights Reading TIGHTS! It's a darned boys club all around, I'm telling you! <DanScardino> *catches Mayson's knowing glance* * DanScardino rolls his eyes in disgust <DanScardino> Okay, fine, I was hoping to catch a tiff in the Perfect and Gag Inducing marriage and see if I can't plant the seed of distrust in Lois' perfectly coiffed head. That's the relationship I'm thinking about for this stupid category, anyhow. * MaysonDrake mutters some more <DanScardino> She just should've chosen me! That lunkhead keeps dissapearing on her with those ridiculous excuses. How does she even put up with that? <MaysonDrake> Maybe cause he was the more Super guy of the bunch? <DanScardino> What? <MaysonDrake> Er, nothing! <MaysonDrake> I'm totally over Clark anyway. <DanScardino> Oh, really? * DanScardino pulls out a diary from his pocket <DanScardino> That's not what it sounds like to me. In fact, aren't you the one who wrote about Clark's smoldering eyes? <MaysonDrake> What? Where did you get that?? <DanScardino> Somewhere. Now listen to this: "Even that sexy smile of his makes my knees turn weak. He smiles a lot, so when I'm around him, I really have to work hard to keep standing up. He's such a nice man, what does he ever see in that Lane woman? A man like him is so not worthy of her. No, he's much better of with me." <DanScardino> And you wish to say you're over that crush? <MaysonDrake> Give me back *my* diary! <DanScardino> *ducks away as Mayson throws herself at him* <DanScardino> Oh no, this is too much fun, don't think I'm gonna give it up. * MaysonDrake runs towards Dan, trying to grab the journal <DanScardino> *starts running to, barely managing to stay out of Mayson's clutches* <MaysonDrake> *panting* Oh fine then, you'll keep it. <DanScardino> Why, thank you. <MaysonDrake> think you'll ever have a shot with Lois. <DanScardino> And what makes you so sure? <MaysonDrake> Just don't think, even =D <MaysonDrake> Stuff I know. Up there I learnt things. <DanScardino> *raises an eyebrow* <MaysonDrake> Oh, just shut it! <DanScardino> Let's get this over with then. <MaysonDrake> Fine. So ehm, we're presenting Best Relationship. Shipping the wrong people, but ah well. <DanScardino> And the nominees are: <DanScardino> Faustian Bargain by Sue S. <MaysonDrake> If I Were You by Caroline K. <DanScardino> Longings of the Heart by Erin Klingler <MaysonDrake> Reversal of Fortune by LaraMoon <DanScardino> Revisionist History by Sue S. <MaysonDrake> Tears in Heaven by Shannon Berg and Lisa Stankiewicz <DanScardino> And the winner is... * MaysonDrake catches Dan unguarded and snatches her diary back <DanScardino> Silly woman. And the winner is: * MaysonDrake snuggles it to her chest <MaysonDrake> ... <DanScardino> Faustian Bargain by Sue S. | <JulieS> traitor <g> <Wendymr> lol <Doranwen> rofl! <Dave7> thank goodness for marriages <g> <KSaraSara> YAY Sas!!!!!! <Psychofurbal> lol <SaskiaK> hey now! <Triciaw> LOL <ChiefPam> You guys should *love* me, I haven't written *anything*.... err, wait... <AnnaBtG> go Sas! :) <KSaraSara> LOL It's so true, Sas! Don't deny it! ;) * CatBru clears throat <Doranwen> lol Dave, yeah, multiple ones <g> <SaskiaK> can you voice Cat too? <Doranwen> polgamy counts, eh? <ChiefPam> Go, Sas! <Triciaw> Go Sas!!! <BriGal> Hey.. Pam... Where's K? <SaskiaK> ta! * BriGal grins <Wendymr> you writing for another fandom too, Pam? <Kaethel> done <ChiefPam> Nope. <Dave7> five, at last can't... but I can only remember two <g> <ChiefPam> I'm pure <ChiefPam> Unproductive, but pure <KSaraSara> BAH <Doranwen> lol! <BriGal> o_O <Triciaw> lol <Doranwen> Sas I can understand, but it's not that late for YOU <ChiefPam> lol, Cat <BriGal> uh huh. suuuuuuure <Olympe> Does the German LnC fandom count? <Meowoof> You are not allowed to be tired. <Doranwen> lol <MetroRhodes> Okay, I'm finally calm enough now to say "WAHOO SUE!!!!" <Doranwen> lol! <sistersue> I'm still hyperventillating. <KSaraSara> awww Sue!! * CatBru is now known as MaysonDrake <LaraMoon> awww Sue! <BriGal> ohdear * SaskiaK is now known as DanScardino <KSaraSara> ACK DAN!!! <Doranwen> lol * Dave7 pats Sue <Doranwen> so that's what the practice was for <ChiefPam> Mayson!?! <Dave7> do you need lamaze breathing too? <AnnaBtG> go girls! :) <sistersue> Thanks, Dave. <ChiefPam> "I'm sorry, who?" <KSaraSara> LOL!!! <ChiefPam> lol <Shadow02> HAH <BriGal> lol <Meowoof> Mayson Drake! No... Kill her. Kill her now. <Doranwen> lol <KSaraSara> ROTFL!!!!!! <ChiefPam> lol <MrsMosley> lol! <Kaethel> LOL <Psychofurbal> LOL!! <MetroRhodes> LOL Mayson! <jackiek> lol * BriGal snickers <Doranwen> *headdesk* I *just* now got the Meowoof = meow + woof--I'm SLOW! <Daisymay390> lol * Doranwen giggles at the speech <ChiefPam> lol <jackiek> lol <ChiefPam> ooh, a Dan revelation? <g> <Doranwen> lol <KSaraSara> LOL!! <Psychofurbal> lol <LaraMoon> LOL <MetroRhodes> LOL! <jackiek> lol <Meowoof> Hehe... Meow Woof. Someone asked me about that the other day. Wasn't it you? <KSaraSara> ROTFL!!!!!!!!!! <Triciaw> LOL <Doranwen> no <Doranwen> I'm sure it wasn't <Psychofurbal> uh oh <ChiefPam> hmm, that's an idea... /me makes some notes <MrsMosley> Diary! <BriGal> rofl <AnnaBtG> hehehe <Doranwen> 'cause I didn't even think about where the nick came from till now <sistersue> His eyes do smolder something fierce <Meowoof> hahaha... <BriGal> smoldering? put them out! * BriGal runs for the water <KSaraSara> LOL!!! <ChiefPam> especially when he's shaving <g> <Doranwen> lol <BriGal> there you go, Mayson! Throw yourself at Dan! <ChiefPam> Can we kill Dan, now? * BriGal cackles <ChiefPam> Before he breaks a chair? <g> <AnnaBtG> Mayson throws herself at him!!! * MetroRhodes giggles hysterically <AnnaBtG> Oooooooooooooooh! <AnnaBtG> *is three years old* <BriGal> I forsee a Mayson/Dan romance! <MrsMosley> yeah, there's a short of hot-blooded men in the land of the undead <ChiefPam> <Doranwen> lol <jackiek> lol <Dave7> Dan/Mayson? <Doranwen> haven't there been Dan/Mayson stories before? <ChiefPam> Man/Dayson? <Meowoof> Dan and Mayson? Never. <Psychofurbal> Yes a couple. <Dave7> should work * BriGal waits for the beleagured exes to realize that they love each other, and kiss passionately on the stage! <KSaraSara> maybe Dan and Elle ;) * Doranwen liked that idea a long time ago <Triciaw> LOL <MrsMosley> Crystal's writing one, it's pretty good <Dave7> but if there's Dan/Mayson, somebody has to write Perry/Jimmy <MrsMosley> That's right Sara, Dan's taken :) <Doranwen> ROFL * MetroRhodes hides the story she had been working on... <ChiefPam> eww! <Psychofurbal> lol! <BriGal> oh god, no <ChiefPam> lol <MrsMosley> ACK Dave! <Doranwen> Jimmy/Lucy ;) <Shadow02> lol dave * MetroRhodes hides the story she had been working on... <MrsMosley> EWW! <AnnaBtG> oh, gee * BriGal bops Dave <Olympe> Let's call it a challenge. Any takers? <Doranwen> Perry already has Alice * MetroRhodes hides the story she had been working on <Doranwen> but there's Lucy! <Triciaw> Good luck all!!! <Dave7> c'mon, it's practically canon! <g> <Meowoof> Perry and Jimmy! No! <BriGal> hey.. Dave.. if you want to see it. I write Mayson/Dan, you write Perry/Jimmy <Doranwen> yeah, right <MetroRhodes> Yay <Wendymr> good luck all! <MrsMosley> good lucj <Dave7> ... deal <MrsMosley> luck <CapeFtish> good luck! <MetroRhodes> Eeep! My window was stuck! <ChiefPam> lol <Shadow02> go everyone! <jennidebb> good luck <KSaraSara> luck all!!!! <AnnaBtG> go everyone! * BriGal cackles |
| <DanScardino> congrats Sue! <MaysonDrake> ...Did Lois die in that one? *Hopefully <sistersue> Holy freakin' NO WAY! <sistersue> I'm sitting in an empty room and cackling now. It's kind of sad, really. <sistersue> I don't know what to say! <sistersue> And, if you know me, you know that's nearly IMPOSSIBLE <sistersue> So, thank you! Again! I love you guys! <sistersue> Can I get in an obligatory "You like me! You really like me!"? <sistersue> Or do one-armed pushups or something? <YConnell> You can do whatever you like <g> <sistersue> No, never mind. I'm no good at pushups. But I do thank you all from the bottom of my wee, stony heart. <YConnell> So long as you don't break any chairs <sistersue> I'd strip, but I'm saving myself for Dave later. <YConnell> yeah, fair enough <Kaethel> LOL <sistersue> Thank you! * sistersue sits down now and puts my head between my knees | <jojo_da_crow> WOOO <LaraMoon> Yay Sue!!!! <ChiefPam> Yay, Sue!!!!! <Doranwen> congratulations Sue :) <SaaraB> congrats Sue!! <MetroRhodes> YAY!!!! YAY!!!! <jackiek> Congrats, Sue!! :) <Olympe> Sue again! <Triciaw> Congratulations Sue!! <Babsi__> congrats again SUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 <AnnaBtG> yay Sue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <KSaraSara> YAY SUE!!!! <Wendymr> Sue's third... <MetroRhodes> WOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!! <jojo_da_crow> lol <Olympe> Congrats! <UltraW> Woohoo! <BriGal> Congrats, Sue! <Meowoof> Sue!!!!!! <Shadow02> heck yeah sue!!!!!!! <Nan> Congratulations! <Wendymr> Congratulations! <AnnaBtG> second one for FB! <MrsMosley> Damn that crown of Sue's is getting heavy :) <Conny> Congratulations Sue! <ChiefPam> You're gonna need a bigger mantle <KSaraSara> LOL! <CapeFtish> Congrats Sue! <UltraW> SUE! SUE! SUE! * Wendymr is expecting at least one more :) <KSaraSara> LOL * BriGal changes topic to 'Welcome to the 2007 Kerth Awards! Join #kerthawards for the ceremony - Best Relationship: Congrats again, Sue!' <ELK> WOOOHOOOOO SUE!!!! WTG! <jackiek> lol <MrsMosley> YAY SUE! * jojo_da_crow hopes Sue is wearing her pin during all this lol <Meowoof> So, Sue. Where's Platonic? * MetroRhodes eyes the bet we sealed in blood... that's 3 nfic stories she owes me <Dave7> yay Sue :) * BriGal reminds Dave that she doesn't write, so he just might be off the hook <BriGal> maybe <KSaraSara> LOL Sue! <jackiek> lol DJ, love that bet <Shadow02> lol <ChiefPam> DJ, just don't let her do one with Jimmy & Perry, k? <ELK> LOL! <BriGal> lol, Sue! * Wendymr can find evidence that Karen does write <g> <MaysonDrake> I gotta run yall! BRB! <BriGal> aberrations <Triciaw> LOL Sue! * Dave7 will prod Alice until she does <BriGal> moments of temporary insanity * MrsMosley rubs her hands in glee - three new Suefics! <MetroRhodes> Yes, the silly woman tried to tell me she wasn't going to win anything... <KSaraSara> LOL <ChiefPam> brb... <MetroRhodes> I bet her that she would... <MrsMosley> and here we thought she was smart <Meowoof> You've got to be kidding, DJ. Doesn't she believe us when we say she's the queen? <BriGal> lol <MetroRhodes> And the terms of the bet were that she had to write me an nfic story for each one that she won. <jojo_da_crow> LOL <MrsMosley> Did the bet specify how long the fic was? <BriGal> ROFL <Olympe> Very good! <Shadow02> hey what was the first one sue won? <jackiek> lol <MrsMosley> We really like you! <AnnaBtG> "We like you! We really like you!" <MrsMosley> No the third * Wendymr looks around for DocJill <ELK> ROTFL, Sue! <KSaraSara> pushups!!! <g> <MetroRhodes> Jen - she won one for Proof series <jojo_da_crow> Shadow02 she won best waffy story for her proof series <MrsMosley> I'm the king of the world! <Shadow02> smooth, thanks guys! <jackiek> lol <Triciaw> Go Sue!!! <MrsMosley> And an earlier one for FB as well <BriGal> ROFL <Wendymr> ROFL <KSaraSara> LOL! <MetroRhodes> LOLSSSS! <Meowoof> And two for Faustian. <Dave7> woohoo! <jojo_da_crow> okay guys. I have to go. :( But congrats to everyone who won and everyone who will win later <ELK> LOL! Go Dave!!!! <Shayne> strip? <jackiek> lol <KSaraSara> HEY!!! That's my hubby!!!!!! * Dave7 makes sure Kae and Sara don't see that * Wendymr watches Dave edge away carefully ;) <jojo_da_crow> Is it okay if I stay and log and you guys just kick me off before you shut everything down? <BriGal> that's fine, jojo <jojo_da_crow> :D woo * KSaraSara tugs at Dave and makes him sit between her and Kae <MrsMosley> Sounds like Sue might have a new nfic hero soon :P * DanScardino is now known as SaskiaK <Meowoof> Bye, JoJo. Bummer you have to leave. |
| <Kaethel> now is time for our second commercial break, guys, with another round of interviews, among other things! * DanScardino is now known as SaskiaK <YConnell> Yep, and this time we're making a wee change <YConnell> The Kerths are going interactive <g> <YConnell> Here's the deal: <YConnell> I past a line from one of the BO nominees, and you, the audience, get to guess which story it's from <YConnell> We'll do a couple of those, and then we'll feature an interview or two <YConnell> There's no prizes, btw. Just the honour of being first to guess. <YConnell> So here's the first quote: <YConnell> Ready? <YConnell> Be ready to type really fast <g> <YConnell> Lois lifted her head and looked over at him. For a few seconds <YConnell> she didn't say anything and then she softly cleared her throat. <YConnell> She had to tell him. She should just do it quick, like pulling <YConnell> off a bandage. <YConnell> LOL, Sue <YConnell> Okay, Karen gets the prize <g> <YConnell> Sue gets the booby prize for not recognising her own fic <YConnell> Here's the next one: <YConnell> ready? <KaeWritinNWH> thanks Y - as I was saying... the Kerth Awards wouldn't be the same without one of the committee members being caught in a netsplit! <KaeWritinNWH> ready :) * KaeWritinNWH is now known as KaeNotLagged <YConnell> I said, Are You Ready over there?>> <YConnell> So often Matt had dreamed of a meeting like this, only to be <YConnell> disappointed when daylight came. But this was no dream... this <YConnell> was reality. <YConnell> Yep, Doran's got it <g> <YConnell> Congrats :)) | * BriGal dashes to the other room * MrsMosley runs to the loo <Wendymr> yay, more interviews! <Meowoof> How do you do a log, guys? * Dave7 waves at Jojo's shadow * BriGal rushes back in wearing her green pants.. dare she say, kryptonite green? <Meowoof> Do tell. Interactive? <Conny> Wow, interactive! *g* <BriGal> it depends on the program <jackiek> Tools-Options-Logging <MetroRhodes> Oooo! Interactive? <BriGal> audience-submitted questions? <Dave7> interactive Kerths? <BriGal> aahh <KSaraSara> oooh! <Wendymr> lol <MrsMosley> Yay, this will be fun! <MetroRhodes> OOooh fun! <KSaraSara> wait... I suck at finding my own! <Olympe> So, are tehre rules? <MrsMosley> What her pick a really difficult line <BriGal> rofl * Wendymr will have no chance * AnnaBtG will have no chance either *frown*U * Dave7 , sadly, is in Wendy's camp this year <AnnaBtG> -U * JulieS too... * BriGal *might* have a chance <BriGal> yeah, you *deserters* :-P <Wendymr> lol <MetroRhodes> Booo - deserters <Dave7> deserter is such a strong word <MetroRhodes> LOL * Triciaw as no chance either <Wendymr> it is! <BriGal> yes, yes it is <Dave7> but very much like desert, so I don't mind * MrsMosley cracks her knuckles in preparation <Dave7> mmmicecream <Wendymr> besides, I wrote an L&C fic yesterday! <BriGal> I can go stronger, tho <MetroRhodes> READY! <MetroRhodes> SET! <MetroRhodes> GO! <BriGal> you mean like dessert? <Wendymr> you like sand and sun, Dave? :) <Shayne> really? <BriGal> Ready! <KSaraSara> ready!! <SaskiaK> yes! <jackiek> ready! <MrsMosley> ready! <MetroRhodes> Ready. <Dave7> course? <Dave7> best place to eat ice cream ;) <BriGal> Faustian Bargain by Sue S <Doranwen> Away from the Sun? <MetroRhodes> Revisiionist History!!! <KSaraSara> ooh nice nick, Kae!! ;) <Meowoof> Faustian <sistersue> I don't think it's me. ?? <KSaraSara> I don't think it's me! <KaeWritinNWH> the Kerths wouldn't bethe Kerths without splitting... <jackiek> lol <Triciaw> LOL Sue <KSaraSara> ... I think * Wendymr doesn't think it's Sue by the grammar <sistersue> Oh no, wait. It is! Ha! <LaurieD> The Forgotten!!!!!!!! <MrsMosley> I don't think its IIWY <MetroRhodes> LOL!!! <BriGal> YAY! <Wendymr> lol <jackiek> lol <sistersue> LOL <AnnaBtG> yay Karen! <MrsMosley> LOL!!!! * Wendymr adds a comma and changes 'quick' to 'quickly' <g> <MetroRhodes> LOL LOL!!!! <BriGal> You were saying, Sue? <jackiek> lol <sistersue> I did eventually recognize it! <Dave7> grammar Nazi <g> <BriGal> And I did it without Google! <MrsMosley> what part is that from? * Wendymr is proud to be a grammar Nazi <Meowoof> It's Faustian, I tell you. <MrsMosley> lol Nancy <MetroRhodes> I knew it was Sue, but Karen beat me to FB so I guessed RH just in case. <g> <sistersue> When Lois tells Clark her secret. <BriGal> hehe * KaeWritinNWH is now known as KaeNotLagged <BriGal> I really shouldn't participate in those. As some poeple know, I'm a wicked fast typer ;-) <MrsMosley> ah of course <KSaraSara> lol Karen <MetroRhodes> Ready! <SaskiaK> ready! <BriGal> READY! <KSaraSara> READY!!! <jackiek> ready! <MrsMosley> GO! <Triciaw> Ready! <Doranwen> I'd do fine on the typing, if only I could recognize stories fast <Doranwen> The Forgotten <Doranwen> has to be, with Matt <MrsMosley> yeah what D said <MetroRhodes> Wow! That was fast <Meowoof> Faustian. I searched it. <Wendymr> that looked like fast to me <g> <Triciaw> Very fast <Doranwen> lol it was easy--it had a specific non-usual character in it <Conny> The Forgotten <Meowoof> Oh. Duh. We're on to a new one. <Doranwen> Matt was a dead giveaway <MaysonDrake> sorry, all, I'll hafta stay on for a bit. CatBru's currently a throbbing mess on the ground, trying to recover from The Stairs again. * AnnaBtG recognized it without having read the story... lol. <sistersue> Wendy, I'm certain I was misquoted! |
| <YConnell> okay, now over to Julie for another interview * JulieS climbs back onstage, having recovered from that stint in the Time Vortex <JulieS> Our next guest is actually already on stage - and still surprised to see three Kerths awards against her name on the Archive! <JulieS> Of course, after tonight, that makes four. <JulieS> It's Yvonne! * YConnell blushes <YConnell> Be gentle with me. <JulieS> Oh, I'm always gentle! * JulieS gives Yvonne a good pat on the back <JulieS> would you lik some mineral water? <YConnell> Nope, I'm good to go <JulieS> Great! <JulieS> So, how did you feel when you won your Kerth? <YConnell> Um...wrong-footed. ;) <JulieS> Aww. You deserved them all. <YConnell> :) <JulieS> What do you remember about that first acceptance speech? <YConnell> That inspiration and success are not natural bed-partners ; ie, I got completely tongue-tied and my mind went blank. <g> <JulieS> Good thing you're not improvising the ceremony tonight then <g> <JulieS> How has winning a Kerth changed your life? <YConnell> Well, it's a hard life being a Kerth winner. You find that doorways just aren't wide <YConnell> enough to accommodate the larger ego you have to drag around with you all day long. <YConnell> Personally, I've taken to storing my ego in hyperspace along with Clark's suit. <YConnell> I think it likes being snuggled up inside all that spandex. <JulieS> Do you think winning a Kerth has made you a better writer? <YConnell> Oh, absolutely. I'm a dab hand at writing acceptance speeches these days. <JulieS> How do you cope with the media attention Kerth award winners get? <YConnell> It's tough. <YConnell> The paparazzi, the door-stepping journalists, the annoying phone-calls - <YConnell> I just don't know where they all are! <YConnell> I've baked cakes, made sandwiches, bought cases of beer and wine - <YConnell> I even tried dum sum and sushi, but to no avail. <YConnell> I'm so lonely... * KaeNotLagged is now known as Kaethel <JulieS> Aww. Are you sure you don't want some of that mineral water? <YConnell> I'm drinking my way through those cases of beer, thanks <JulieS> But my water will do wonders for you! <YConnell> Nah, I don't drink spirits...um...water. Water, I mean. Definitely water. <JulieS> Anyway, where do you keep your Kerth award? <YConnell> Um...you mean I wasn't supposed to sell it on Ebay? * JulieS takes a sip of water <JulieS> see... now that's good water.... <JulieS> Oh, sure, some people do that and donate the money to charity. ;) <YConnell> Okay, another interview, or on with the ceremony? <JulieS> Thanks for agreeing to your own request of being interviewed tonight! It was very generous of you. | <jackiek> lol <Wendymr> lol Sue :) <Triciaw> Yay another interview! <MetroRhodes> Yay! * MaysonDrake pulls out her prized journal and pets it affectionatley <BriGal> upon the stairs? <jennidebb> wow, even I didn't guess it <MetroRhodes> <Dave7> go Y! :) <Wendymr> woohoo! Yvonne! :) <Olympe> lol <MetroRhodes> Yay Yvonne! <AnnaBtG> oh yay, Yvonne!! <sistersue> Oooo! Yvonne! <BriGal> yay, Yvonne! <MrsMosley> Yvonee! <sistersue> Ask her something deeply personal! <AnnaBtG> she's got only four? <AnnaBtG> she should have more! <Triciaw> Go Yvonne!!! <|Evilness> I agree, Anna * MetroRhodes looks at Sue - did you order something from the bar downstairs? <Wendymr> I think Addicted might have won more than one Kerth? Not sure, though <Dave7> gentle? That's no fun. :( <KSaraSara> lol yeah right <sistersue> I ordered a lot of somethings from the bar downstairs. <Triciaw> Who wants gentle?? * MetroRhodes raises hand! I want mineral water! <MrsMosley> Julie sure is being friendly with that water :) * Wendymr passes Y another glass of Shiraz <sistersue> And a darn good thing, too. <JulieS> I'm generous with my booze <g> * Olympe wants more than water * BriGal watches the Nick Kids Award and Justin Timberlake spraying slime on the crowd.. and is glad we don't have stuff like that <MaysonDrake> ...Hrmph. If a Lois Deathfic doesn't win an award soon, I'm gonna need some of that 'water' for myself... <Meowoof> Olympe likes mead... <KSaraSara> and underage ;) <MetroRhodes> Ooops! Another net split! <Triciaw> Yikes!!! <Dave7> wow, Mayson's still here <JulieS> yeah, Sara, don't mention that part <g> <sistersue> Ah, Yvonne. I know what you mean! * Olympe likes not only mead <KSaraSara> <g> * AnnaBtG is not underage in her country. just sayin'. * Dave7 asks her how she feels about being paired up with Dan by Karen <sistersue> But isn't it more like "finger-tied"? <YConnell> both <g> <jackiek> lol <Wendymr> lol <Nan> Lol. <Triciaw> lol <MetroRhodes> lol <BriGal> lol * sistersue snorts <Dave7> LOL <AnnaBtG> lol! * MrsMosley snickers <BriGal> rofl * Meowoof giggles * JulieS will be legal to drink in 5 months! <sistersue> Wouldn't we all like to be snuggled in that Spandex? * Olympe giggles * BriGal eyes Julie <KSaraSara> yay! * MrsMosley purrs * jackiek guesses Julie lives in Ont ;) <sistersue> Which reminds me - ya got any Spandex, Dave? <MetroRhodes> LOLS! <Wendymr> lol Y <JulieS> lol, Jackie, yep <Dave7> only two suits, Sue <MetroRhodes> Sara is going to smack you Sue! <Triciaw> LOL Sue * AnnaBtG brb <sistersue> Let her try! <Wendymr> he looks good in a leather jacket, Sue <g> <MetroRhodes> Ooooh! A challenge! <Meowoof> Now let me get this straight. Sara and Dave are married? * KSaraSara smacks sistersue upside the head with Kae's Kryptonite-coated 2x4! <sistersue> Not anymore. <KSaraSara> hah!! <Doranwen> yeah, Dave has half a dozen wives <g> <Wendymr> they are. But Dave is also married to Kaethel and at least three others <sistersue> And me so close to Utah! <MetroRhodes> Ooooh, a harem! <BriGal> rofl * Dave7 doesn't actually remember the other three... <Wendymr> lol Y <KSaraSara> LOL!! <Meowoof> Oh, yes. He's a polygamist. <MrsMosley> Well, Dave lives in Australia, I think, and Sara's in AZ so that's one long range marriage <jackiek> lol Y <Triciaw> lol Dave! <BriGal> lol, Y <MaysonDrake> * KaeNotLagged is now known as Kaethel <Dave7> LOL Y <Triciaw> But I live near Dave!! <Olympe> lol <BriGal> aww, poor Y <sistersue> OMG - does he have the Aussie accent too? He's *definitely* my pool boy <MrsMosley> lol Sue! <Triciaw> I'm keeping an eye on him! <Wendymr> there you are, Dave - a wife right on your doorstep :) <MetroRhodes> LOL! Pool boy!? <MetroRhodes> <Kaethel> thanks Jules * Dave7 shifts - on my door step? <sistersue> Yvonne looking a little unsteady, better hold off on the water. <Olympe> Growing harem... <MaysonDrake> Aussie ACENNT?? No way! I need a pool boy, Limbo's been like heck! * MetroRhodes thinks Dave better look out his front door... <KSaraSara> LOL! <Meowoof> Yes. There's a harem waiting. * Dave7 loosens his tie <MrsMosley> Wearing capes * MaysonDrake bops Meowoof again for good measure <Conny> *LOL* <Wendymr> yes, and Dave's granny is ready to chase you all away and defend the poor boy ;) <sistersue> ooo baby! Take that tie off! <Olympe> Can't we have it the other way round? Many Clarks for each of us? <Wendymr> lol Y! <jackiek> lol <AnnaBtG> lol! * KSaraSara shoves Sue away from Dave! <LaraMoon> LOL <Triciaw> lol Wendy! <Dave7> lol Y <MetroRhodes> LOL! <KSaraSara> Mine! <sistersue> LOL - she sold on Ebay! <Meowoof> Hey, Mayson that was a WAY up there when I said that. I humbly apologize. * Dave7 searches ebay for Kerth awards <sistersue> Erm - how much did you get for it? Just curious... <Triciaw> Don't worry Sara I'm watching him! * MetroRhodes wonders if Dave will survive a bodily tug of war... <MrsMosley> no fighting in at Kerths! Manners, girls! :) <Meowoof> Kill her. Kill her. Kill Mayson. <KSaraSara> thanks, Tricia!! <Doranwen> lol <MaysonDrake> lol! I know, but Cat just got around to reading the replies ;) <MaysonDrake> =O <BriGal> nono, we're not going to kill Mayson * Psychofurbal ears perk up with the word "kill" * MaysonDrake bops Meo several more times <KSaraSara> I think Y used her money to get to Canada <g> * Dave7 thinks he's strong enough to handle one <MrsMosley> yeah, b/c she's already dead <BriGal> we're going to send her to a tiny island in the Pacific <MaysonDrake> No WAIT! My DIARY!! <BriGal> with Dan <Dave7> another interview! <BriGal> and a bunch of other people on a plane... * MaysonDrake pouts and uncrinkles the spine <sistersue> Ceremony! <BriGal> er, wait, wrong fandom again <Dave7> lol <LaurieD> ceremony <sistersue> LOL - did you have to twist your own arm, Yvonne? <Meowoof> Well, hey. I reincarnated her in one of my stories, so all is not lost. <KSaraSara> LOL! <sistersue> Or is that when the drinking started? |
| * JulieS takes another sip * MaysonDrake is now known as CatBru <JulieS> Perhaps we can do one more interview before continuing with the ceremony * CatBru is now known as MaysonDrake <YConnell> okay * JulieS feels unsteady and sits down <YConnell> Okay, Ms Interviewer. On with the next interview. <JulieS> Next we have ML, a hugely popular author of exciting, wonderful stories that always keep you guessing from one page to the next, has won nine - yes, nine! - Kerths. <JulieS> Let's welcome her to the stage! <YConnell> Now, ML asked if I'd impersonate her for this, so here goes... * YConnell is now known as MLYConnell <JulieS> Welcome, ML! <JulieS> How did you feel when you won your Kerth? <MLYConnell> I didn't really feel anything. I was in a dead faint on the floor. <JulieS> What do you remember about your acceptance speech? <MLYConnell> What acceptance speech? I just told you I'd passed out. <JulieS> How has winning a Kerth changed your life? <MLYConnell> Well, it taught me the value of keeping smelling salts on hand. And soft places to land. It definitely taught me the value of having a soft place to land. <BriGal> lol <JulieS> Always a good idea to avoid landing on one of those chairs <JulieS> Do you think winning a Kerth has made you a better writer? <MLYConnell> I'm not sure. I guess the question is whether the head injury I suffered when I passed out hurt or helped my writing. Uhh... what was the question again? <JulieS> How do you cope with the media attention Kerth award winners get? <MLYConnell> I had to install electrified fences around my property and I taught my dog how to bite. <JulieS> Finally, where do you keep your Kerth award? <MLYConnell> Oh, well, you know me. I just toss them in the bottom drawer. And if you start that rumour again about a lighted trophy case, I swear I'll sue! * MLYConnell is now known as YConnell <JulieS> Well, thank you for joining us! * JulieS takes another sip... and another <YConnell> np, I enjoyed being ML <g> <YConnell> And on we go with the ceremony... <Kaethel> thank you Julie, Yvonne and ML! | * MaysonDrake replaces Diary Bopping with Trout Bopping <MetroRhodes> Yay Yvonne! <Doranwen> lol <jackiek> lol <BriGal> trout? <Wendymr> another interview!!! <BriGal> We have no trout <BriGal> but we do have <MaysonDrake> Too bad Cat ate the trout... <Doranwen> lol * BriGal bops MaysonDrake with a wet woodle, er, noodle. <KSaraSara> LOL!! <MetroRhodes> Yes, it's too bad - bad kitty... * MaysonDrake is now known as CatBru * CatBru eats the woodle! er... BOODLE! <CatBru> No NOODLE! <BriGal> It's Lent. You'd be hard pressed to find fish of any type <MetroRhodes> LOL <LaurieD> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo * CatBru is now known as MaysonDrake <Dave7> yay! <MaysonDrake> She needs more time to recover... <Dave7> Ellie! ;) * BriGal takes the water away from Julie <sistersue> With all that drinking, Julie, I shouldn't wonder you're unsteady. <MetroRhodes> lol * MaysonDrake drinks the 'water' <ElleDaly> Davey!!!! * MaysonDrake sighs happily, wondering where that Dan fellow went off to <Meowoof> That'll do it, Mayson. Drink more water. <MetroRhodes> LOL!!! <MetroRhodes> After a few drinks even DAN looks good, eh? <BriGal> LOL <KSaraSara> LOL! <MrsMosley> Mayson and Dan, sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G <Wendymr> woohoo! ML! <KSaraSara> YAY ML!!!!!! <BriGal> yay, ML <Triciaw> Yay, another interview! <MetroRhodes> Yay ML <AnnaBtG> go ML! <MrsMosley> Yay ML! <Triciaw> Go ML!! <sistersue> Wow - 9. She must have made a fortune on Ebay with those. <MrsMosley> lol :) <Wendymr> lol <jennidebb> great ML:) <Triciaw> lol <KSaraSara> LOL Sue! <Dave7> go ML! :) <MaysonDrake> Ohhh, Don't shink that that that that water made me forget my Clarkiekins! But.. if I squint juuuust right and if he shuts up, and I slick hish hair back juuuust so and if I drink juuuust enough of this 'water'... <Wendymr> did ML draft her own contract for this appearance? ;) <Nan> lol. Onward, ML! * YConnell is now known as MLYConnell <sistersue> LOL <Meowoof> Well, Dan does have that cute little smile. <Dave7> lol <jackiek> lol <Meowoof> But not like Clark's. <LaraMoon> Dan is not ccute.... <BriGal> lol <MrsMosley> ML was here earlier, wasn't she? Didn't see her leave. <MaysonDrake> If I drink enough 'water' he can be! <sistersue> She still appears to be here. <Wendymr> lol <LaraMoon> he might be nice, too, I suppose? <AnnaBtG> ...no, she doesn't. <MetroRhodes> Dan has his redeeming qualities.... * LaraMoon wants water then!! <sistersue> Did she faint all nine times? <Dave7> at least Y didn't have to dress in drag - I thought I might not be here for my interview <g> <Doranwen> she's on the awards channel, just not here <Doranwen> at least, her nick is <BriGal> rofl <ELK> LOL ML! <KSaraSara> I think BanAnna has dibs on Dan <g> <MetroRhodes> LOL ML! <sistersue> LOL - but your legs look great in a dress, Dave. <AnnaBtG> hehe <Triciaw> LOL! <Meowoof> Just a cute smile - not cute in general. <BriGal> lol <MetroRhodes> LOLS <MaysonDrake> Sure, but his eyes don't quite smolder as nicely as Clark's does, especially when he's looking at you in that ceratin way, even if its not you he's thinking of... <Doranwen> LOL <BriGal> and oops, wrong channel... <Dave7> only if I'm wearing heels, Sue <g> <Wendymr> lol <sistersue> Yowza! <jennidebb> lol <MetroRhodes> No hose???? * LaraMoon still hates Dan.... * MaysonDrake wibbles a 'water'ed sob * BriGal snickers <Wendymr> what, a garden hose?? * MetroRhodes grabs Lara's water and takes a swig... <ChiefPam> okay, I'm back... silly children, it's like they like me or something... <AnnaBtG> ceratin, or cretin? *ducks* <MetroRhodes> Eeeeeoooo - this is just water Lara - try the good stuff. <MaysonDrake> Why Clark, WHYYYYY? <LaraMoon> DJ - mine really IS just water! <LaraMoon> LOL * MrsMosley passes around rum <Triciaw> Sure Lara! * MaysonDrake guzzles more 'water' <Meowoof> With Coca Cola <sistersue> And she can sue you. Really well. <Dave7> lol ML <Nan> LOL <jackiek> lol * MLYConnell is now known as YConnell <Wendymr> lol <Triciaw> lol <KSaraSara> LOL ML <MetroRhodes> LOL ML <sistersue> Yvonne, I think we all would enjoy that. <g> * Dave7 cuts Julie off <Dave7> c'mon, Grandma, that's enough <g> <LaraMoon> just what's in that 'water'? any hope it's Tequila? <JulieS> Hey! That's my water! * MaysonDrake 'water'edly considers reading aloud from her diary <MetroRhodes> Nah - Vodka... <Doranwen> lol <LaraMoon> dang |
| <Kaethel> Before we go on with the ceremony, though I do have something to tell you guys <Kaethel> I know it's not annoucement time yet, but I just can't wait so... here goes <YConnell> Uh, oh... <Kaethel> I'm throwing up every morning, I eat spaghetti with caramel sauce, my mood changes constantly, I am... I am...???? <Kaethel> Whoops! Wrong year and wrong coordinator. <g> <Kaethel> (Dave, you may recover!) <YConnell> Phew. I haven't had my midwife training yet. <Kaethel> you can repair chairs. That's something, Y. <Kaethel> all right then, since the Kerth Curse isn't happening this year after all, here comes the next category <Kaethel> And here's Lisa with Best Alternate Universe / Elseworlds Story * MrsMosley gracefully ascends the stairs to the stage <MrsMosley> <MrsMosley> Is this thing on? * MrsMosley steals Julie's water <MrsMosley> Ever since Leonard Nimoy first slapped on a goatee, the fandom world at large has been fascinated with parallel universes, and FoLC-dom is no different. <MrsMosley> We constantly dream up new ways for Lois and Clark to live, to meet, to fall in love... <JulieS> MINE! * JulieS gulps her water <MrsMosley> either in the original universe we know and love or in a universe with completely different circumstances - and sometimes a combination of the two! <MrsMosley> This year we have five fabulous nominees who gave us great stories in this line. <MrsMosley> From Sara Kraft, we have Away From the Sun, in which the first Alt-Clark finds his Lois and discovers that the path of true love isn't always smooth. <MrsMosley> ML Thompson gave us a riveting alternate take on The People v. Lois Lane in Guilty Until Proven Innocent. <MrsMosley> Also from ML Thompson, a touching twisty time travel story (say that five times fast!) in which love conquers a distance of more than one hundred years - Lost In Time. <MrsMosley> LaraMoon presented us with Reversal of Fortune, an Elseworld tale that asks if the money makes the man. <MrsMosley> And from MetroRhodes we have Supermen United, a story that brings together ñ count ëem ñ one, two, three, *four* Clark Kents and their Lois Lanes in a fight against a common enemy. <MrsMosley> OMG! Is that NekkidClark streaking the Kerth Awards? * MrsMosley cranes her head to look * MrsMosley falls off the stage * MrsMosley ascends the stairs again, somewhat less gracefull * Triciaw puts Lisa back on stage! <MrsMosley> ok, sorry, where were we? <MrsMosley> <MrsMosley> ok, here we go... <MrsMosley> the winner is... <MrsMosley> Lost In Time by ML Thompson! | <MetroRhodes> Tequila would make it "colored" water. <MrsMosley> just good ole Russian water :) <sistersue> LOL <MaysonDrake> Not anymore it aint! <sistersue> Oooo - something good? * JulieS mentions she speaks Russian <g> * Doranwen wonders why Great-Grandma Julie keeps drinking the water . . . * Dave7 slides to the edge of his seat <MetroRhodes> OOoooh! An announcement! * sistersue prepares to catch Dave when he slips * BriGal eyes Kae <MaysonDrake> Lois Deathfic is taking a turn for the more?? <MetroRhodes> * MrsMosley bites her nails <BriGal> Contraction? <sistersue> She's pregnant? Isn't that tradition? * Olympe is biting her nails <BriGal> rofl <Wendymr> ROFL <ChiefPam> rofl <KSaraSara> DAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * Dave7 "accidently" slips <MetroRhodes> ACK! <LaraMoon> rofl <sistersue> LOL - I didn't think I was RIGHT! <MetroRhodes> LOL! <BriGal> tradition is normally going into labor... <ChiefPam> And Dave's the father! <Doranwen> LOL <Olympe> Sick? <Wendymr> ROFL Dave! <YConnell> It's the curse! <BriGal> LOL <Triciaw> LOL!!!! <MetroRhodes> LOL!!! <sistersue> Dave! <jackiek> lol <Psychofurbal> LMAO!! <MetroRhodes> Awwwww - you tease! <Doranwen> lol Kae! <BriGal> lol, kae <MrsMosley> Sue your pool boy is cheating on you! <SaskiaK> ROTFL!! <KSaraSara> LOL!!!! <Triciaw> Dave!! How did you escape <Meowoof> Who's going into labor? Erin isn't pregnant this time, is she? <sistersue> I knew that. But he's so cute, I just can't fire him. <Olympe> rofl * Dave7 passed out <MetroRhodes> Tsk tsk, cheaters never prosper... <Conny> The Kerth curse! LOL! <BriGal> lol <LaraMoon> LOL <MrsMosley> Spaghetti with caramel sauce???? * BriGal tosses some water (real water) on Dave <ChiefPam> Contraction!!! <MaysonDrake> But it sure is fun! *me looks for Clark* <KSaraSara> LOL! * Wendymr thinks it's time Tricia was pregnant <g> <MetroRhodes> ol <Meowoof> Spaghetti with caramel sauce. Yuck. <MetroRhodes> lol <Meowoof> I'll take them separately. <Doranwen> ewww <MetroRhodes> Eeeeooo - yuck indeed <MaysonDrake> ...that actually sounds kinda yummy <LaraMoon> wonder how many calories in that spaghetti thing... <KSaraSara> LOL <Olympe> Spaghetti ice cream, more likely * Triciaw thinks Wendy means a whack!!! <Wendymr> lol <MaysonDrake> :-O Just what did Dan and I DO behind scenes?? <sistersue> Look, you grossed out Shayne <SaaraB> I've heard of spahetti with Nutella, but... <Dave7> lol <Daisymay390> eww <MrsMosley> And that's pretty hard to do <Psychofurbal> YAY!! <Doranwen> ewwwwww <Dave7> go Lisa :) <JulieS> Spaghetti flavoured Bertie Botts' Every Flavor beans are great, though <g> <AnnaBtG> spaghetti with Nutella? Eeek. <Olympe> Yuck! <LaraMoon> LOL <MaysonDrake> Nutella? Mmmm! <Doranwen> Nutella is *gross*--but then that's 'cause it's *CHOCOLATE* *shudders violently* <AnnaBtG> go Lisa! :) <ChiefPam> Go, Lisa! Just Say No to spaghetti! * MetroRhodes grabs barf bag <MaysonDrake> :-O <sistersue> Mmm. Everything goes good with Nutella. Especially Dave. ;) <BriGal> ew <Triciaw> Go Lisa! <Doranwen> rofl Sue * AnnaBtG smacks Doranwen * KSaraSara goes back to not breathing <Olympe> Yum <MetroRhodes> Yay Lisa! <jackiek> lol <JulieS> LOL Sue <Kaethel> I saw a pregnant girl eat spaghetti with caramel in one of my favourite shows... <g> * MrsMosley leaves the forum, trips and falls over * Wendymr props Sara up * LaraMoon is keeping an eye on Sara <Kaethel> it was rather disgusting I have to say * MaysonDrake drools over a Nutella covered Clark. Er Dan. No Clark. No Dan. <JulieS> I don't need to hear about what you get up to with my grandchild <g> * Doranwen sticks tongue out at Anna <LaraMoon> rofl <LaurieD> Dave just may have to take a little trip north... * Wendymr points out to H that they say flying's not good for you if you're pregnant... <sistersue> I'll be waiting with open arms (and an open jar of Nutella). <MaysonDrake> Yeah, but how many stops CAN a guy make in one trip? <KSaraSara> LOL W <Meowoof> I like Nutella. <Wendymr> and that goes for planes, Supermen or TARDISes ;) <sistersue> Tardisi? <MetroRhodes> Ooooh, gracefully... <ELK> LOL! <KSaraSara> go Lisa!!!! <MetroRhodes> Don't trip Lisa! <LaraMoon> Go Lisa!! <MaysonDrake> Tardin? <ELK> Too funny, Sue! * AnnaBtG trips Lisa <Olympe> Float! <Meowoof> No, don't trip, Lisa. <Dave7> Nutella?? <ChiefPam> And don't trip Lisa, either * Kaethel reminds Wendy that she can't fly at the moment... and not for pregnancy reasons ;) <sistersue> What? I was lurking on the awards side all this time? <AnnaBtG> <sistersue> Dang! I wish I'd know! <Triciaw> LOL Wendy! <sistersue> n <MetroRhodes> Yes - you missed out on a great opportunity Sue... <jackiek> lol <MetroRhodes> Oh no! Don't drink it Lisa! <MaysonDrake> NOOOO! MY 'WATER!' <ChiefPam> Don't worry, Sue, I feel sure you'll have another chance <g> <Wendymr> you could've streaked, Sue <g> <sistersue> LOL Leonard Nimoy! <BriGal> lol, Lisa <LaraMoon> Oooh! Spock's beard!!! <MetroRhodes> LOL! <MaysonDrake> Eh, screw it. *brings out a case of Sam Adams Boston Lager* <jackiek> lol <MetroRhodes> lol <ChiefPam> lol <sistersue> This isn't going to degenerate into a Spock/Christine debate again, is it? <KSaraSara> Sue may have Clark in her closet, but I've got alt-Clark!!! <MaysonDrake> Yay AltStories! <MetroRhodes> Yay! <MetroRhodes> Mmmmm - Sara.... <sistersue> Give me another hour or two and I'll have Clark *and* Dave in there. <Dave7> ... hey! <LaraMoon> I've got my own version of alt-Clark. and he's filthy rich!!!! * ChiefPam loooooves elseworlds... * Kaethel would grab a can of Boddington's if there was any in this bloody house... <Triciaw> Good luck everyone! <BriGal> That's okay <Wendymr> hey! Scope for another Smooth drabble <g> * MaysonDrake plans to make a trip to Sara's closet... AltClark may be Loisless, but NOT Maysonless!! <Dave7> an hour? <MaysonDrake> THERE'S HOPE!!! <Doranwen> what's Boddington's? <BriGal> You can keep your Clarks and Alt-Clarks <BriGal> I have... <KSaraSara> oh no you won't, Sue! <BriGal> Tempus! <Meowoof> Good luck! <Kaethel> Manchester Beer! <sistersue> Or two! I know you're not *that* easy, honey * Dave7 , sadly, is easier than that <Meowoof> I thought that was Sue's closet? * BriGal checks her closet <BriGal> Ack! Tempus escaped! * sistersue fistpumps "YES!" <jackiek> Good luck, all <Kaethel> <--- Mancunian by adoption <AnnaBtG> good luck, everyone! :) <MaysonDrake> ...why does 'fistpump' sound so WRONG?? <LaraMoon> rofl <MetroRhodes> LOLS! <Psychofurbal> LOL!!! <CapeFtish> lol!! * MetroRhodes giggles for thinking the same thing <ChiefPam> lol <sistersue> LOL LOL LOL <LaraMoon> ROFL <MetroRhodes> WHERE???? <KSaraSara> WHA??? WHERE <ChiefPam> Nekkid Clark! * sistersue actually choked on that one <MaysonDrake> AHHH!! NEKKIDCLARK! <BriGal> ROFL * KSaraSara drools! <Meowoof> Oh, no. He left Sue's closet to streak! <MetroRhodes> No - It's altnekkid Clark <jackiek> lol <LaraMoon> rofl <MaysonDrake> AND he apparently forgot the tie! <Olympe> Come here, Clarkie boy! <Psychofurbal> lol <KSaraSara> LOL!!! <Meowoof> Oh, yes, they call him the streak... <BriGal> AUGH! Everyone, keep calm! Keep order! We don't want a riot! <ChiefPam> Sue, you really should keep some clothes in that closet... then again, maybe not... <Olympe> lol <sistersue> For the last time - HE'S DRESSED! <KSaraSara> LOL!!! * LaraMoon goes to revive LIsa * MaysonDrake whistles appreciativle <MaysonDrake> y <jackiek> lol <MetroRhodes> Yeah with an S and a smile... <Meowoof> Oh, come on, Sue... <sistersue> heh <Dave7> good, I'm not sharing a closet with a naked man! <Olympe> Yeah, sure he's dressed. In his Adam's costume. <sistersue> Okay, he's dressed "most of the time" <MetroRhodes> LOL Dave! <ChiefPam> his birthday suit? <Psychofurbal> LMAO <MaysonDrake> But Dave, that's what all my fantasies revolved around! <KSaraSara> LOL <sistersue> It's Clark/Dave slash in my next story. <KSaraSara> LMAO!!! <jackiek> LOL <CapeFtish> LOL <Dave7> ... <Psychofurbal> LOL!!! <AnnaBtG> haha <Meowoof> Hurry, Lisa. We need to know who! <AnnaBtG> good luck everyone! * MetroRhodes falls out of another chair, breaking it... <SaskiaK> good luck guys!! <MaysonDrake> The winenr is NEKKID CLARK! <Dave7> okay, but I'm on to- wait, what's this channel rated? <Babsi__> good luck <MaysonDrake> GOOD LUCK! <Wendymr> good luck all! * BriGal is so glad she's not sitting in a chair <ChiefPam> Well, as delaying tactics go, that was pretty good... <Meowoof> DJ. You promised not to break any chairs. <jennidebb> good luck <BriGal> PG, Dave |
| <MLT> Oh, wow. <MLT> I can't believe how fast my heart is beating <MLT> Uhh... <MLT> Well... <MLT> I can't tell you how close I came to not posting this story <MLT> Thanks, Erin, Carol and Gerry for convincing me to post <MLT> And thanks to all of you... <MLT> I'm... I'm... wow... <Kaethel> thank YOU ML! <MLT> Uhh... okay, going back to my seat now (on trembling legs) <Kaethel> awww <Kaethel> and congrats again! * YConnell helps ML off the stage, steering her away from the precious chairs <Kaethel> note that ML *again* didn't break any piece of furniture! * Kaethel gives ML the Chair Safety Award <Triciaw> Yay for ML! | <LaraMoon> YAY ML!!! <SaskiaK> yay ML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <MetroRhodes> Wooo! Go ML! <Triciaw> Congratulations ML!!!!! <jackiek> congrats,ML! :) <SaaraB> congrats ML!! <Dave7> yay ML! :) <sistersue> Congrats ML! <Doranwen> congratulations ML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <KSaraSara> YAY ML!!!!!! <Babsi__> congrats ML! <AnnaBtG> yay ML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <ChiefPam> woo-hoo! Yay, ML!!!!! <jennidebb> congrats, ML <Olympe> M! Yay! <Psychofurbal> Congrats ML!!! <Wendymr> Congrats ML! <Nan> WTG, ML! <BriGal> congrats, ML! <ELK> WOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <Conny> Congratulations ML! <Meowoof> Congrats, ML. <CapeFtish> Congrats ML! <ChiefPam> Awesome story, ML * Olympe wonders where the L has gone... * BriGal changes topic to 'Welcome to the 2007 Kerth Awards! Join #kerthawards for the ceremony - Best AU/Elseworlds: ML Thompson' <MrsMosley> YAY MLT! <ChiefPam> One of the few long onese that I actually read this year... <ChiefPam> -e <MaysonDrake> NOOOO! My voice has been taken from me!! WHY?? <MaysonDrake> ...I was about to streak, too! <Triciaw> Yay ML!!!!!! <ChiefPam> That's why <g>< <MaysonDrake> Drat! =D <Meowoof> Oh, Mayson. That would be truly scary... * MrsMosley falls back into the thread, breathing hard - did y'all see that??? <sistersue> Not posting? Whyever not? * MaysonDrake bops Meow with the bones of the trout <KSaraSara> LOL Lisa! <MetroRhodes> Heh <Babsi__> lol lisa <BriGal> I'm glad you posted, ML! <MaysonDrake> Oh I did! And I was ABOUT to follow when I got devoiced! <Triciaw> Good job, Lisa! * MaysonDrake sighs a shuddering drunken sob again <ChiefPam> Lisa, great delaying tactic, err, I mean, speech! <MrsMosley> thank you :) <MetroRhodes> LOL!!! <sistersue> Streak Lisa! Before they devoice you! <LaraMoon> LOL |
| <Kaethel> and now, dead chairs, hide quickly, because here is Sara presenting Best Original / Supporting Character! <Kaethel> okay dead was a typo... I meant dear... <KSaraSara> LOL <Kaethel> dead chairs is for AFTER Sara presents. ;) <KSaraSara> Actually, I invited some friends to present for me ;) <KSaraSara> Will you all welcome (and voice <g>) Pete and Elle :D <Kaethel> Welcome Pete and Elle! <ElleDaly> Thanks! <PeteRomero> Thank you Kae! <PeteRomero> The Kerth Committee has graciously asked Ellie and me here to pr-- * ElleDaly clears her throat soundly and levels a glare at Pete. * PeteRomero gives Elle a mischievous look. <PeteRomero> Right, sorry. *Elle*. * PeteRomero winks. <PeteRomero> But you know you secretly love it when I call you Ellie. * ElleDaly thwaps Pete on the shoulder. Hard. <PeteRomero> Ow! What was that for? <ElleDaly> That was for stealing my line. We'd agreed I go first. * ElleDaly thwaps Pete again. <ElleDaly> And that's for calling me Ellie in front of all these people! * PeteRomero grabs his shoulder and looks indignant. <PeteRomero> Hey! Have you forgotten already that I'm recovering from not one, but *two* gunshot wounds? <ElleDaly> No, I haven't. * ElleDaly looks sad for a second, but then grins and thwaps him again in the shoulder. <ElleDaly> But not in your shoulder, you're not! * PeteRomero grabs his shoulder again and glares at Elle. <PeteRomero> Well, aren't you going to start, Ms. I Need to Be the Center of Attention? * ElleDaly rolls her eyes... and surreptitiously steps on Pete's foot. <ElleDaly> Anyway, we're here to present the Kerth Award for Best Supporting or Original Character in a story, and I'd just like to sa-- <PeteRomero> Hey, wait a minute! We're original characters! Why ar-- <ElleDaly> Actually, *I'm* an original character. You're just a supporting character, not so original. * ElleDaly grins cheekily * PeteRomero looks offended. <PeteRomero> I'm original! <ElleDaly> Oh, secret identities, all that undercover stuff, Petey, doesn't count. Or maybe I should just call you Dan Scardino? * ElleDaly grins evilly * PeteRomero gasps, his mouth hanging open. <PeteRomero> I can't *believe* you just did that! * ElleDaly shrugs. <PeteRomero> That's my secret identity! <ElleDaly> Oh, everyone bloody knows you're really Dan! Get over it. * ElleDaly winks at Dan. * PeteRomero sulks. * ElleDaly rolls her eyes. <ElleDaly> Well, I guess I'll just take all the lines since you're going to cry about your status. Not my fault you were undercover instead of original. And since you're moaning has taken up all our time, I'll just get to the nominees for Best Original or Supporting Character in a story. <ElleDaly> The nominees are... <ElleDaly> The MacDonnells - from The Forgotten by Jenni Debbage <ElleDaly> David - from Lost in Time by ML Thompson <ElleDaly> Henderson - from Supercop II: The Black Knight by Nan Smith <ElleDaly> The narrator - from Tough as Nails by Richard Franz Jr. <ElleDaly> Karen - from The Write Stuff by Terry Leatherwood <ElleDaly> And the winner is... <ElleDaly> Henderson - Supercop II: The Black Knight by Nan Smith | * MaysonDrake throas a carbomb at one of the charis <MaysonDrake> chairs even <Olympe> LOL <sistersue> You really are drinking, aren't ya? <MetroRhodes> Hey! I caught the chair that I fell into - that counts, right? <AnnaBtG> lol Kae! <MaysonDrake> Sadly no, CatBru is still in uniform and must remain sober. <MrsMosley> Hey, I can't follow Nekkid!Clark <ChiefPam> Go, Sara! <AnnaBtG> yay Sara! <SaskiaK> go Sara! <LaraMoon> Yay Sara!!! <ChiefPam> Best Original/Supporting Chair! <Doranwen> go Sara! :D <AnnaBtG> lolol Pam! <BriGal> lol, Kae <Triciaw> Go Sara!!! <Doranwen> lol Pam! <Dave7> lol! * Doranwen rofls at Kae <Dave7> oh, damn. My friend just arrived :( <sistersue> Can't follow Nekkid Clark? Um, that's one person you should definitely follow! <MaysonDrake> Makes you wonder what she would do when she HAS been drinking, don't it? <Doranwen> awwwwww, Dave <ChiefPam> tell him to sod off <g> * Dave7 rips off his tie <MetroRhodes> No Dave! Don't leave!!! <MaysonDrake> TIE!! <BriGal> aww, Dave! * MaysonDrake lunges for the tie * sistersue prepares a comfy place in my closet for Dave <Triciaw> Dave, come back!!!! <Wendymr> Ellie?? <sistersue> Come on, Dave - Sara's busy presenting! * Dave7 grumbles... they laughed and think the tie is cute * Dave7 really takes it off <Doranwen> awwww <BriGal> lol * MaysonDrake snatches up the tie and snuggles it <BriGal> Now I want to see the tie * sistersue really claps for the tie removal <sistersue> Now the shirt... <Triciaw> Ellie from Away from the Sun, Wendy <MetroRhodes> * Doranwen snickers at speech <Meowoof> Who are ElleDaly and PeteRomero? <SaskiaK> go Elle! <BriGal> rofl * Meowoof is confused <Triciaw> Duh!!! <Doranwen> read Away from the Sun, Meowoof * MetroRhodes thinks Elle should keep bopping Pete (since it's Dan in disguise) <Dave7> my friend is letting me stay! <Nan> Supporting characters in Away From the Sun <MaysonDrake> YAY! <ChiefPam> lol <MetroRhodes> YAY! <Wendymr> woohoo, Dave! <Doranwen> rofl! <sistersue> Yay for Dave's friend! <AnnaBtG> yay Dave! :) <ChiefPam> good put-down * Dave7 makes her wear the tie <AnnaBtG> and yay Dave's friend! :) <BriGal> yay, Dave's friend! <BriGal> rofl <Doranwen> yay for your friend, Dave--tell him we all thank him <g> <sistersue> Tell him adoring women around the world are happy now. * MaysonDrake growls and holds tie away protectively, wrapping it around her diary <Doranwen> LOL <MaysonDrake> oo, literally! <MaysonDrake> DAN?? <MetroRhodes> LOL! <Meowoof> Oh, yes. I have read Away from the Sun. * MaysonDrake pounces Pete <Dave7> lol Pete! <ChiefPam> That'll teach him to call her Ellie <sistersue> heh * ChiefPam liked David... * ChiefPam loves Henderson... <MaysonDrake> Mmm Henderson! Now he's got a nice nose. <AnnaBtG> go everyone! <Wendymr> good luck all! <BriGal> good luck, everyone! <MaysonDrake> GOOD LUCK!! <MrsMosley> good luck! <CapeFtish> good luck! <Babsi__> good luck <SaskiaK> good luck!! <BriGal> Henderson is always a great character |
| <ElleDaly> Congrats, Nan!!! <Nan> Oh my gosh... <Nan> I think I'm completely stunned. I had it fixed in my mind that I wouldn't win anything this year. <YConnell> this is a common mistake, Nan <g> <Nan> I had so little time to write, with everything going on, but I just *had* to finish that story. <Nan> I'm just so thrilled that anyone even noticed it. <Nan> Thank you all! <Kaethel> and thank you, Nan! <Kaethel> you notice they're all nagging you for SuperCop III now ;) <Nan> Lol. | <Doranwen> congratulations Nan!!!!!!!!!!!!! <ChiefPam> Yay!!! <SaaraB> congrats Nan!! <MrsMosley> YAY NAN! <Wendymr> well done Nan! <AnnaBtG> yay Henderson! <SaskiaK> yay NAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <jackiek> Congrats, Nan! :) <ChiefPam> Congrats, Nan! <AnnaBtG> yay Nan!!! <LaraMoon> Yay Nan!!! <Babsi__> congrats Nan!!!! <CapeFtish> Congrats Nan! <Conny> Congrats, Nan! <Ximemia> congrats Nan! <Olympe> Congrats! <Triciaw> Congratulations Nan!!!! <MaysonDrake> CONGRATS! <Nan> Holy crap! <Dave7> yay Nan! :) <jennidebb> congrats <Nan> Oops! <Olympe> Loved both Supercop stories. * BriGal changes topic to 'Welcome to the 2007 Kerth Awards! Join #kerthawards for the ceremony - Best Original/Supporting Character - Henderson. Congrats, Nan!' <MetroRhodes> Yay Nan! <BriGal> congrats, Nan! * Dave7 looks at Pam... <sistersue> Conrats Nan! <Meowoof> Congrats, Nan! <ChiefPam> I don't know if he qualifies, though... he's not a *supporting* character in Supercop, he's the lead! <Doranwen> lol <MetroRhodes> lol <ChiefPam> Now, Sue Henderson... <KSaraSara> I love Henderson!! <MaysonDrake> ...No Mayson stories? Hrmph! <SapphireBlue> Yeah, Nan! <ChiefPam> lol, Y <Triciaw> Yay Nan! Henderson is great! <Doranwen> I love Henderson too! :D <MaysonDrake> We love Henderson! (NotasmuchasMayson) <ChiefPam> You realize, Nan, that since we gave you this award, you're honor-bound to write Supercop III... <LaraMoon> LOL <sistersue> lol <AnnaBtG> hehe <Triciaw> lol <MetroRhodes> lol <jackiek> lol <Meowoof> Yes! More Nan stories. <Dave7> yay Nan :) * Wendymr likes Henderson very much :) <BriGal> I agree with Pam! <Meowoof> Maybe we can even entice her to the 'other' side. * Dave7 thinks he's supposed to present next... <MetroRhodes> <Doranwen> what's that? <Doranwen> what other side? <Triciaw> Go Dave!!! <MaysonDrake> The other side? Like the Dark Side? I hear they have cookies. <sistersue> I think they mean the dark side - nfic <jennidebb> OK, it's getting really late here, and John has been unwell today, so I'm saying goodnight * BriGal perks up. Cookies? <Doranwen> ahh, no thanks <ChiefPam> Night, Jenni! <MaysonDrake> awww, g'night! <ChiefPam> Congrats on your nom! <Wendymr> night Jenni! <sistersue> awww, Deb <Doranwen> Supercop III! <KSaraSara> yes, gotta hand over that tiara, Dave ;) <BriGal> goodnight, Jennni! * Doranwen votes for that <SaskiaK> night Jenni!' <LaraMoon> yeah, dark side is where the best cookies are |
| <Kaethel> And keeping in with tradition, I'm pregnant!!!! <Kaethel> uh... <Kaethel> no. <Kaethel> Keeping in with tradition (the other tradition that is)... <Kaethel> Here's my lovely virtual husband David to present the award he himself won last year: Best New Author <Dave7> Okay, keep in mind that I expected to be absent for this... <g> <YConnell> lol <Dave7> I'm going to keep this short and sweet because I know that nobody wants to hear me dither on and I'm sure everybody is anxious to hear the results. <Dave7> But first, I'd like to say that it's an honour to be asked to present this award, even if I'm doing it (not really) by proxy, and I'd like to take a moment to thank my wonderful host body - thank you, wonderful host body. * Dave7 pats self on his head <Dave7> Your first Kerth night is a wonderful right of initiation into FoLCdom, and being nominated in them, especially in the Best New Author category, is an amazingly surreal experience. <Dave7> I'm sad to say that real life has kept me busy enough this year that I've barely had the chance to taste any of the new talent on offer, but I've been hearing wonderful, wonderful things about many of the names on tonight's list. (I'm sure most of them are true, too. ;)) <Dave7> (err. rite of initiation - thank you, Wendy!) <Dave7> The nominees for Best New Author are: <Dave7> Angelic_editor <Dave7> C_A <Dave7> Caroline K. <Dave7> LaraMoon <Dave7> MetroRhodes <Dave7> Sue S <Dave7> And the winner is... * Dave7 grins <Dave7> the winner's going to have to give me a kiss to get this tiara <Dave7> the winner is Sue S! | <MaysonDrake> That's what Rachel's icon said! <Triciaw> Night Jenni! <KSaraSara> LOL! <BriGal> nice try, Kae <sistersue> You can come wear my tiara, Dave. Anytime. <SaaraB> night Jenni! * Wendymr belongs over on the dark side now :) * Dave7 sulks - the tiara went with all my outfits <KSaraSara> awww sorry! <Doranwen> lol! <MaysonDrake> Ooo tiara! <Nan> Okay, after Home: Vendetta, I'll see if I can work on a plot for the 3rd story. <MetroRhodes> LOL * ChiefPam wonders what Dave's friend thinks of the tiara... <KSaraSara> Well you can have my super crown when I'm done <g> * MaysonDrake dons CatBru's tiara * MrsMosley holds her tiara tightly <Meowoof> No, like the nfic side. <Wendymr> Go Dave! <ChiefPam> Go, Dave! <MetroRhodes> Yay Dave! <MaysonDrake> Go Dave! <KSaraSara> yay Dave! <LaraMoon> yay Dave! * MaysonDrake is original with her praise <BriGal> go, DAve! <AnnaBtG> go Dave! * MrsMosley is nervous <Wendymr> aww, we love hearing from you, Dave ;) <Wendymr> though your fics could be longer <g> <ChiefPam> And we're all picturing you in your underwear! <MetroRhodes> Awww, no Dave dithering??? <MetroRhodes> LOL Pam!!! <sistersue> Not true, Dave! I love to hear you talk. <MrsMosley> ahh here's some Dave dithering <ChiefPam> lol <MetroRhodes> Yes, a nom is incredible <sistersue> But not all the names, you'll notice. ;) <LaraMoon> wonderful things? surely not about me. *lol* <Wendymr> lol <MetroRhodes> LOL <ChiefPam> You know what they say... one or two wrongs make a pagan rite! <Triciaw> Good luck everyone!!! <sistersue> heh <AnnaBtG> good luck, everyone! <BriGal> good luck, Everyone! <CapeFtish> good luck! <MrsMosley> good luck <LaraMoon> Good luck!!! <Babsi__> good Luck!!!! <ChiefPam> six-way tie? <Meowoof> Good luck. <KSaraSara> good luck all!!! <SaskiaK> good luck!!!!!! <Wendymr> Good luck all!! <ChiefPam> Take deep breaths... <MrsMosley> AHHH!! <MetroRhodes> Ack the drumroll made me jump! <MrsMosley> Hurry! <AnnaBtG> heh DJ <Wendymr> LOL Dave <KSaraSara> LOL!! <ChiefPam> lol <MetroRhodes> Ooooh, a kiss! |
| <Dave7> congrats! :) * sistersue runs up in the grand tradtion of Adrian Brody and plants a HUGE WET ONE on Dave <Kaethel> a kiss, a kiss... hang on one dang minute... * Dave7 hands over the tiara <Dave7> tradition, Kae - tradition! * sistersue sneaks another kiss - take that, Sara! <Kaethel> hmmmmph * Triciaw slaps Sue for Sara!!! <sistersue> And now I'll have to ask Dave to support me a little because I'm seriously shaking and crying. * Dave7 runs off the stage before he ends up sleeping on the couch <sistersue> I'm a mess! * Dave7 hops back up and holds Sue up <sistersue> Wow <sistersue> Thanks to everyone for being so nice and so welcoming to me this past year. * YConnell gives Sue a virtual hug :) <sistersue> I'm drawing a complete blank for anything witty to say so I'll just have to go with a very sincere and heartfelt THANK YOU!!!!!!! * Kaethel refuses to give Sue a hug because she smooched my and Sara's hubby!!!! :P * sistersue cries <Dave7> aww, poor Sue * Kaethel still gives Sue a hug because she wants Sue to write more!! <sistersue> LOL - yes! I'm the queen of the world! <sistersue> It's really going to suck tomorrow when I'm just me again. * Dave7 gives her a hug and carries her off the stage <Kaethel> we'll talk about that later, husband of mine... <g> <sistersue> Ah, just like Officer and A Gentlemen... <sistersue> Seriously - thanks guys! * Triciaw tells Dave to put Sue down!!! | <Babsi__> CONGRATS SUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <LaraMoon> Yay Sue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <SaskiaK> congrats Sue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <KSaraSara> hey now!! <jackiek> Congrats, Sue!! :) <MetroRhodes> LOL!!!! <MrsMosley> YAYYYY!!!! <ChiefPam> Yay, Sue!!!!! <SaaraB> congrats Sue!! <Wendymr> No surprise there <g. <Doranwen> congratulations Sue :) <Triciaw> Congratulations Sue!!!!!!!!!!!! <Wendymr> well done Sue! <Olympe> !!!!!!!!SUE!!!!!!!!!! <AnnaBtG> yay Sue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <BriGal> congrats Sue! <MrsMosley> YAYYYY!!! <AnnaBtG> 3/3!!!!!!!!! <ELK> YAY SUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <CapeFtish> Congrats Sue!! <Meowoof> Sue!!!! <MrsMosley> No, 4/4! <KSaraSara> Congrats, Sue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (but keep your lips off my hubby!) * Wendymr counts four awards * BriGal changes topic to 'Welcome to the 2007 Kerth Awards! Join #kerthawards for the ceremony - BNA goes to Sue! Congrats!' * Meowoof claps <AnnaBtG> right!! <AnnaBtG> 4/4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <MetroRhodes> Yeah Sue! That's 4 stories you owe me girl. HAH! <AnnaBtG> w00t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <Wendymr> lol * MaysonDrake is now gonna go see why CatBru's always complainin about those stairs <KSaraSara> that's what I said, Kae! <MrsMosley> oooohhhhhwwwweee! <BriGal> rofl * Olympe is looking forward to 4 new nfics by best new author <MetroRhodes> LOL Sue! * KSaraSara gasps! <MetroRhodes> I'm telling CIYC!!! <KSaraSara> you, you.... YOU! <MetroRhodes> He'll come running back to me now... <Meowoof> Yes, Sue. Four new nfics. <Meowoof> Sue is speechless. <Meowoof> passed out on the floor <KSaraSara> LOL thanks, Tricia!! <BriGal> lol, Dave <ChiefPam> I'd settle for four new parts of Platonic! <LaraMoon> awww! Sue! <KSaraSara> good idea, Dave! * BriGal wonders what Dave's friend thinks of all this <MrsMosley> in another few minutes it may be five! <MetroRhodes> Sorry Pam - only one part left. <g> <Nan> A belated congratulations to Sue. <MetroRhodes> Ooooh.... * MetroRhodes faints <ChiefPam> DJ, that was *before* she won all these awards... <MetroRhodes> Holding... <MetroRhodes> Very true Pam... <Wendymr> is this the best debut performance ever? <g> <ChiefPam> This, btw, is why we're so nice to newbies -- 'cause sometimes we get a really fabulous payoff! * MetroRhodes smirks smugly at Sue - 1, 2, 3, 4.... <jackiek> We better get that last part of Platonic now <g> <BriGal> exactly! <MrsMosley> Sue, you're the queen of the world! :) a la James Cameron <MetroRhodes> LOL <KSaraSara> lol! indeed! * Wendymr waits to see Dave crown Sue with the tiara ;) * MetroRhodes worries that I'll be fired as her publicist... she can get anyone now. <g> <ChiefPam> Didn't you make her sign a contract? <jackiek> lol <MetroRhodes> Oh, darn! I knew I was forgetting something!!! <MetroRhodes> Where's ML? <MetroRhodes> Surely it's not too late? <jackiek> lol <ChiefPam> commercial break... arrgh... the suspense is... well, pretty fun actually :) <MetroRhodes> Ooooh, I am so going to tell Clark about this, Sue... * Dave7 grins <Dave7> okay, and now I really should be off, my friend is getting impatient * Kaethel drags Dave over to a dark corner <Kaethel> awww <ChiefPam> bye, Dave's friend! <MetroRhodes> Ready <KSaraSara> Ready!! <BriGal> Bye, Dave's Friend, and thanks for letting him stay! <Olympe> Bye, bye, love... <MrsMosley> yes Y Ready! <jackiek> ready <KSaraSara> Don't stay out too late! ;) <KSaraSara> Don't make me come looking for you at Sue's! <Meowoof> Another commercial break? <Dave7> bye guys - been great seeing you all again and fantastic meeting all the new people :) <MetroRhodes> LOL!!! <Wendymr> READY!! <BriGal> Ready! <sistersue> bye Dave (call me!) <MetroRhodes> Too late Sue... <ChiefPam> IF I Were YOu <KSaraSara> LOL <sistersue> If I Were You <MrsMosley> IIWY! * KSaraSara slaps Sue ;) <MetroRhodes> I believe Clark says you have some "splainin" to do... <ChiefPam> 'scuse the capitalization <g> <ChiefPam> Yay! <BriGal> that was quick <AnnaBtG> yay Pam! <MetroRhodes> Hee hee <ChiefPam> That's probably my most favoritest fanfic in... a long time :) <Ximemia> Pam remembers that visual of young CK on the potty, too <KSaraSara> oh, me too! <ChiefPam> lol <Triciaw> lol <Nan> lol <ChiefPam> lol, Y <KSaraSara> lol Y <Wendymr> FB? <MrsMosley> me too Pam <sistersue> heh <Wendymr> lol <MrsMosley> Rev History? <ChiefPam> I liked the bit about how Clark should take up sulking professionally... <Wendymr> the other one by Sue, then <g> <sistersue> I just want you to note that I didn't say it wasn't mine this time! <KSaraSara> lol Sue! <ChiefPam> good, Sue! <AnnaBtG> lol Sue! <jackiek> lol <Triciaw> lol Sue! <MetroRhodes> Ah darn, wasn't paying attention... <MrsMosley> It was in first person, good clue :) <jackiek> Yay, Lisa <AnnaBtG> yay Lisa! :) <MetroRhodes> Yay Lisa! <KSaraSara> LOL <MetroRhodes> lol * MrsMosley preens (j/k!) <Wendymr> lol <sistersue> I'm not the only one who writes first person! |
| <Kaethel> now for a real announcement (No, nothing about my non-pregancy this time, honest)... <Kaethel> here are Lois and Clark IN PERSON!!! They attended our ceremony because they have something to tell you. KSaraSara is now known as ClarkKent * BanAnna is now known as Lois * Psychofurbal is now known as ThePrankster <ClarkKent> Sorry, guys. I've got all my clothes on. ;) <Lois> Clark! * sistersue streaks <Lois> Honestly, Clark, there's something going on here and I'm going to find out just *what* that is. * ClarkKent 's jaw drops! <ClarkKent> ... Don't I know that woman? * ClarkKent sighs <ClarkKent> Lois, just what could be going on here? Look at all those people! They are having such a good time, what could possibly be wrong? * SaskiaK is now known as SideKick <Lois> That's what I don't know. *Yet.* <ClarkKent> Fine. But there's nothing suspicious here. * Lois points at the audience <Lois> What about *him* then? <ClarkKent> Who?? <Lois> Look, over there! <ClarkKent> Isn't that... <Lois> Victor! <ThePrankster> That's right, Lois! Didn't think you'd get ride of us that easily, now did you? <ClarkKent> What do you want, Kyle? <ThePrankster> Want? Nothing much, really. Not until June 23 at least. <SideKick> Yeah, big plans for then, you know. <Lois> Well, what's going to happen then? <ThePrankster> The Fifth Non-Annual Alt-Kerth Awards, of course! <SideKick> Yes, you're one and only chance this year to reward Videos, Icons, Trailers, Art, Motivational Posters and everything else not fiction relation. <Lois> Oh, that! I did know about that. But what does that have to do with you? <ThePrankster> Well, it so happens that *I* have been made the theme of the year. So it's rather appropriate that I also make an appearance, right? * ClarkKent rolls his eyes <SideKick> And just to make it even better, we have a challenge for you guys in the audience! Eligibility runs from May 1, 2006 till April 30, 2007. That means there is one month left to post everything you want to be eligible. And so, for that last month, we challenge you to come up with as many things that are related to theme. Anything is open for your creation, with the exception of fiction. <ThePrankster> That's right. Go make me important! For more information, have a look here: http://www.2007.altkerthawards.com <Lois> Just don't forget that we'll also be there, Kyle! <ThePrankster> I'm counting on it! Come on, Victor, let's get going again. <SideKick> Sure thing, boss! <ClarkKent> Now was that what you were worried about, Lois? <Lois> I guess so. <ClarkKent> I suppose we have an investigation to do before then. Just to be prepared. <Lois> Yeah, whatever he's planning, we'll find out. <ClarkKent> But Lois? <Lois> What? <ClarkKent> Did you notice? It's the third sequent year. If we're not careful, we're going to have to stop calling it the NON-Annual Alt-Kerth Awards. <Lois> Smartass. <Lois> But don't forget people. Alt-Kerths, June 23! <ClarkKent> I hope to see you all there, then! * ClarkKent tugs his jacket a little tighter around him and eyes the crazy lady with the closet... <ClarkKent> Hope to see you folcs there! And enjoy the rest of the ceremony! * Lois is now known as BanAnna * SideKick is now known as SaskiaK * ThePrankster is now known as Psychofurbal * ClarkKent is now known as KSaraSara <Kaethel> thank you Lois and Clark and Victor and Kyle! <Kaethel> and good luck to everyone for the Alt-Kerths! I can't wait to see this year's eligibles :) | * AnnaBtG fangirls Lois and Clark * KSaraSara is now known as ClarkKent * BanAnna is now known as Lois <ChiefPam> Is he Nekkid??? <MetroRhodes> YAY!!! <MrsMosley> but I think it's the only BO nominee in first person <BriGal> lol <MetroRhodes> LOL Pam! * Psychofurbal is now known as ThePrankster <sistersue> ooo! See - see how Clark is *dressed*. He was like that in the closet too. <ChiefPam> lol <MrsMosley> DARN! <MetroRhodes> lol <BriGal> uhoh <LaraMoon> lol <Kaethel> boo! Spoilsport! <LaraMoon> sad, though <MetroRhodes> hee hee hee <BriGal> The Prankster is up there, so maybe not for long! <Triciaw> Very sad! <jackiek> LOL <Ximemia> But CK does look good in that tux! <MetroRhodes> SUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <ChiefPam> Maybe he can ditch Lois and come back later... <Olympe> Can't we borrow your X-ray vision? <MrsMosley> LOL Sue! <LaraMoon> LOL Sue!!!! <CapeFtish> LOL, go Sue!! <BriGal> omg *falls over* <sistersue> LOL - I was just testing and they did forget to shut me up! <MrsMosley> Then Y kicks out Sue :) <BriGal> First streaker in Kerth history? <Triciaw> lol Sue!!! <ChiefPam> lol Sue <MetroRhodes> LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! <MrsMosley> After Nekkid!Clark :) <CapeFtish> lol! <MrsMosley> LOL CK! * SaskiaK is now known as SideKick <ChiefPam> SK = SideKick, works for me... <sistersue> In the years to come, I hope you all remember how smokin' hot I looked. :) <MetroRhodes> LOLS! <BriGal> lol <ChiefPam> <g> <YConnell> I had my eyes closed <g> <ChiefPam> Dave is gonna be *sorry* he left... <Triciaw> lol Yvonne! <MetroRhodes> Not me - Sue got a peek earlier... I was totally looking... <sistersue> Indeed <MrsMosley> As if we would tell a Queen she was anything *but* hot! <LaraMoon> LOL <Wendymr> lol <MrsMosley> Off with their heads! <sistersue> At least I left the tiara on... <CapeFtish> LOL <MetroRhodes> Ack! The Prankster! <Doranwen> ooooh <Doranwen> more Alt-Kerths! <ChiefPam> lol * Doranwen grins * Doranwen rubs hands together in anticipation <MrsMosley> Alt-Kerths! <ChiefPam> Motivational Posters get a category! <MaysonDrake> CLARK?? <ChiefPam> yay <MetroRhodes> YEAH!!! The alt-kerths!!! <MrsMosley> Motivtional Posters! <LaraMoon> oh yay motivational posters * MrsMosley does a jig <Doranwen> if only it could start *ONE* hour later than it did last summer <Triciaw> Yay Alt-Kerths!!!! <Doranwen> I might actually get to attend <AnnaBtG> yayayayay! <ChiefPam> ooh, a challenge <g> <MrsMosley> The vid muses better get works * CapeFtish runs to upload the shirtless Clark motivational posters onto the site... finally * MrsMosley looks significantly at Bubbles * LaraMoon promises to update the poster page when she gets back from Tucson <Meowoof> Remind me what an alt-Kerth is <SaaraB> ooh, I liked the actor who played the Prankster ;) <MrsMosley> Balki! * MaysonDrake bites lip and looks over at Clark before scribbiling down Naughty Thoughts <ChiefPam> It's an award for non-fanfic (silly) stuff <MetroRhodes> Nancy it's for vids and posters and stuff... <Meowoof> Lara Moon is in Tucson? Meowoof wants to be in the sun, too. <MaysonDrake> NO YOU DON'Y! <MrsMosley> Lara is visiting Sara <MaysonDrake> The sun is EVIL! <Meowoof> Oh. <MaysonDrake> EVIL! <MaysonDrake> Sara and Lara are visiting CatBru =D <ChiefPam> Will he be Nekkid then? <ChiefPam> She'll have to change her name to Cara <Olympe> Lol, pam! * MaysonDrake looks down at diart and glances up at Pam <MaysonDrake> Oh yeah <BriGal> lol <ChiefPam> lol <MrsMosley> CK is remembering something about pneumonia and a pen.... <Triciaw> lol <sistersue> Don't let him fool you - he LOVES the closet <ClarkKent> LOL! <LaraMoon> Yeah, the sun sure is evil for a little girl who lives in the cold! * Lois is now known as BanAnna * SideKick is now known as SaskiaK * MaysonDrake leaps on Clark before he can leave * ThePrankster is now known as Psychofurbal * ClarkKent is now known as KSaraSara |
| <Kaethel> meanwhile, here's our last category, the one everyone is most waiting for... Best Overall Story! <Kaethel> and here's Anna to present it :) * BanAnna is now known as _Andrew * _Andrew is reading a thick, old book. <AnnaBtG> who, me? * _Andrew looks up and is startled to see everyone staring. <_Andrew> Oh! Hello there, gentle viewers. <Kaethel> too many Annas. <g> <_Andrew> You caught me catching up on an old favorite. <_Andrew> It's wonderful to get lost in a story, isn't it? <_Andrew> Adventure and heroics and discovery. <_Andrew> Don't they just take you away? <_Andrew> Come with me now, if you will, gentle viewers. <_Andrew> Join me on a new voyage of the mind. <_Andrew> A little tale I like to call: <_Andrew> Lois and Clark, Slayers of the Vampyrs. * _Andrew is now known as BanAnna <BanAnna> Oops! Sorry, wrong fandom. <BanAnna> Today we're here to honor a different kind of story. <BanAnna> Stories, actually. <BanAnna> These stories earned a special place in their readers' hearts over the past year. <BanAnna> Full of adventure, heroics, and discovery, among other things. <BanAnna> Their authors wove words together in a way that made us laugh, cry, and beg for more. <BanAnna> Unfortunately they were stingy and only gave us 3043KB of story. <BanAnna> We expect more next year! More! More! * BanAnna hopes no one notices that she's done very little fic lately... or vids... or graphics... <BanAnna> Uh... <BanAnna> Anyway... <BanAnna> The nominees are: <BanAnna> Away From the Sun by Sara Kraft <BanAnna> Faustian Bargain by Sue S. <BanAnna> The Forgotten by Jenni Debbage <BanAnna> Guilty Until Proven Innocent by ML Thompson <BanAnna> If I Were You by Caroline K. <BanAnna> Revisionist History by Sue S. <BanAnna> And the winner is... <BanAnna> Faustian Bargain by Sue S. | MaysonDrake> !! <ChiefPam> Mayson Drake goes *splat* <MaysonDrake> Sara! Er uh I mean... <BriGal> LOL <BriGal> *SPLAT*! <KSaraSara> lol! <MetroRhodes> lol * MaysonDrake falls in a graceful splat * ChiefPam high-fives Karen * BriGal giggles lots * MaysonDrake gets up and brushes off suit <Meowoof> Lots of good vids <MetroRhodes> I can't change my nick, what happened? <MaysonDrake> You know, I honestly don't know WHY Cat doesn't like the stairs. They're not so bad! Are they? * MaysonDrake looks down at the quivering throbbing mass of goo that was once Cat <Meowoof> I haven't been able to this entire time, DJ. Otherwise, I would have changed to Classicalla. <MetroRhodes> Well I changed to Babbles a couple of times... <sistersue> that's right - see how paranoid Yvonne is about devoicing people now? * BanAnna is now known as _Andrew <BriGal> what happens when you try? <YConnell> <g> <MaysonDrake> lol! <MetroRhodes> Nothing * KSaraSara raises an eyebrow <MaysonDrake> That means I'm STUCK here in this now CLarkieless EXISTANCE?? <jackiek> i think ony ops can do it right now <MetroRhodes> Oh. <MaysonDrake> Cat: Mauaua! Take THAT, StairMaster! <sistersue> gentle viewers? <BriGal> lol <KSaraSara> The Time Machine? <g> <MetroRhodes> LOL! <MrsMosley> Sue gave us a compliment! <MrsMosley> :) <MaysonDrake> ANDREW!! OMG, BUFFY! <KSaraSara> LOL Sue! <jackiek> lol <MaysonDrake> I totally get the referense now. <Wendymr> was wondering who Andrew is... <BriGal> I don't <BriGal> but I don't watch Buffy <Wendymr> me neither * _Andrew is now known as BanAnna <MaysonDrake> Will we see SHIRTLESS SPIKE?? <MrsMosley> me either <SaskiaK> LOL!! <LaraMoon> LOL <KSaraSara> LOL! <MaysonDrake> Vampeers * BriGal snickers <ChiefPam> <g> <Psychofurbal> LMAO!!! <ChiefPam> And smoochies! Don't forget smoochies! <MaysonDrake> Dangit Anna, now I wanna see Shirtless Spike! ;) <sistersue> sooooo stingy <MrsMosley> LOTS of lovely nfic-ness <BriGal> lol <MaysonDrake> SMOOCHIES! <Kaethel> LOL <Triciaw> LOL <KSaraSara> LOL!!! <BriGal> puppet Spike? <MetroRhodes> lol <MaysonDrake> I'd love for Spike to be MY puppet <ChiefPam> Go Sara! * BriGal snickers <ChiefPam> Go Sue! * KSaraSara still doesn't believe her name's up there <Triciaw> Good luck everyone!!!!!! <ChiefPam> Go, Jenni! <BriGal> Good luck, everyone! <MaysonDrake> GOOD LUCK ALL! <LaraMoon> Good luck!!! :D <KSaraSara> good luck all!!!!!!!!! <MetroRhodes> Go everybody! <ChiefPam> (oops, she's already gone) <SaskiaK> good luck everyone!!!!! <MetroRhodes> <g> <AnnaBtG> good luck all! <Psychofurbal> Good luck everyone! <ChiefPam> go ML! <ChiefPam> Go Caroline!!! * sistersue can't believe I'm there either <CapeFtish> Good luck everyone! <Wendymr> good luck all! |
| * sistersue sat here with face in hands and cried <YConnell> Awww <sistersue> Wow. <sistersue> I don't know what to say! <sistersue> I seriously didn't think I'd win ANYTHING! I mean, did you see my competition! <sistersue> All those amazing stories and then the one I wrote. It's just weird. Surreal. * sistersue cries some more <Kaethel> aww * Kaethel gives Sue a box of hankies * sistersue struck dumb in awe <YConnell> Hey, you deserve it, Sue :) <Triciaw> Very well deserved, Sue!!!!!! <sistersue> Can I just mention how lovely you all look tonight. It's a scary thing to be standing up here. I guess I can't get away with claiming to be a newbie anymore. <sistersue> And now I'm incoherent. <sistersue> I'm not even making sense to myself! <YConnell> lol <sistersue> Thank you. From the bottomo of my socks, I thank you all. * sistersue sobs <sistersue> (and I promised myself I wouldn't cry...) <Kaethel> <g> <Kaethel> Well, guys... this is it I'm afraid | <ChiefPam> Sue, Sue, Sue! <MrsMosley> good luck! <MaysonDrake> Sara! <LaraMoon> YAY Sue!!! <SaaraB> congrats Sue!! <MaysonDrake> CONGRATS! <MetroRhodes> YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <jackiek> Congrats,Sue! :) <KSaraSara> YAY Sue!!!!!!!!!!! <Wendymr> Congrats Sue1 <CapeFtish> Yay Sue!!! <AnnaBtG> yay Sue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <Triciaw> Congratulations Sue!!!!!!!!!!!!! <MetroRhodes> And that makes 5! <Meowoof> FIVE nfics, Sue. Congrats! <ELK> congrats SUE!!!!!!!!!!! <Doranwen> congratulations Sue <KSaraSara> if she's still conscious <g> <ChiefPam> Dang, I might have to actually read that story, now <g> <MetroRhodes> A nice round number! <AnnaBtG> Sue rocks the awards, w00t!! <YConnell> Congrats, Sue :)) <Nan> Congratulations, again, Sue <MetroRhodes> 5, 5, 5!!!! * BriGal changes topic to 'Welcome to the 2007 Kerth Awards! Join #kerthawards for the ceremony - Best Overall, swept by Sue!' <Wendymr> that's got to be a record - 5 wins on Kerth debut! <BriGal> congrats, Sue! <Babsi__> congrats sue <BriGal> have we ever had a BNA win BO? <SaskiaK> congrats Sue! <MaysonDrake> Despite the lack of Dead Lois, its a good story! <Wendymr> don't think so, Karen <Psychofurbal> lol cat <YConnell> yeah, most people work for years to crank up 5 awards ,g> <LaraMoon> LOL <MetroRhodes> <BriGal> wow * MaysonDrake smirks <MaysonDrake> I know. * Wendymr props Sue up * MetroRhodes pats Sue - come on Queenie <Meowoof> Well, Sue is the Queen. <MaysonDrake> ...I'm gonna hafta start a petition to save drowning seals, though... * Wendymr offers smelling salts and a mini nekkedClark and nekkedNine <MetroRhodes> LOLS! <Triciaw> LOL! <MrsMosley> SUE SUE SUE SUE SUE <BriGal> lol <MetroRhodes> Yes - 5 Lisa. <g> <Babsi__> QUEN SUE!!!!! <ChiefPam> You were the only one who didn't, then :) <jackiek> yep ;) <Wendymr> not sure I ever saw a new author nommed TWICE in BO before <g> <BriGal> lol, no * MetroRhodes mumbles under my breath at all the wasted breath trying to tell her <Meowoof> Yes, Sue, you are the only one who didn't know you'd win - a lot. <MrsMosley> Very true <MrsMosley> And you know that no one is going to forget Faustian summer. <KSaraSara> awww! <Meowoof> More feedback than anyone ever got! * MrsMosley is a little teary eyed for Queen Sue herself! * MetroRhodes sniffles <MaysonDrake> ...but then that means I can't, either! <ChiefPam> lol, nope, definitely deflowered now, Sue! * MetroRhodes in awe that she is Sue's beta, and vice versa... <Meowoof> Congratulations, oh, Queen Sue. <MrsMosley> FIVE NEW SUEFICS! <BriGal> lol <MaysonDrake> ...I don't wanna give up my newbie cape! <Triciaw> LOL Lisa! * LaraMoon bows to the Queen * Olympe bows to the Queen, too. <KSaraSara> LOL! <MetroRhodes> LOL <LaraMoon> LOL <MaysonDrake> lol! * MrsMosley joins Lara and Mellie on the floor * MetroRhodes pushes to the front to bow next to Sue's chair <LaraMoon> Lisa... that sounds dirty, you know... |
| <Kaethel> Before we close the book on this year's ceremony, I'd like to tell you something. And I'm going to be serious this time. :) * sistersue stumbles off the stage and back to my seat <Kaethel> Please give a big round of applause to everyone who made this ceremony possible this year again: first and foremost to the writers who give us such wonderful material to read. Also to the readers who make us writers want to keep on writing even when the Muse is being fickle. <Kaethel> I'd also like to thank my fellow K-Com members, because organising this even is really a team work, and they're all wonderful. Annette, El, Tricia and Yvonne, nothing would be possible without you! <Kaethel> Many thanks also to our external vote counter Kathy, and to everyone who helps us behind the scenes or right here on stage, between Anna our MC, all the presenters, the bouncers, the people who helped us create the animation for the breaks... <Kaethel> And last but not least, thanks to the... CHAIRS!!!!! <YConnell> LOL!!! <Triciaw> And a special thank you to Kae!!! <Kaethel> Post-Ceremony Party now starts over in #kerthchat and #loisclark! Have fun! <Kaethel> thank you all! :) | <ELK> Awwwwwwww :)))))))))) <MrsMosley> I wonder if Sue is still willing to clean our houses now that she's Queen <sistersue> YES! <MrsMosley> me? Dirty? never :P <BriGal> Serious? You can't be serious! <BriGal> Or Sirius.. <sistersue> I wouldn't be anything near queenly without you guys! <MaysonDrake> Sirious Black? <LaraMoon> awwwww <ChiefPam> Yay, all you authors!!! <Meowoof> Or take me up a mountain? <KSaraSara> YAY!! HUGE thanks to the KCom!!!! <ELK> APPLAUSE! APPLAUSE. Great work KCOM! <MaysonDrake> Now THERE'S a man... er dog... er man... with a nose! <ChiefPam> Yay, all us readers! <sistersue> Thanks to the KCOM! * Doranwen applauds the KCom * MrsMosley applauds KCOm <BriGal> Yay, Thanks, K-Com! <ChiefPam> And *excellent* work, KCom!!! <Triciaw> Yay to all authors!!!!!! <SaaraB> thank you K-Com and everyone else for the great ceremony!! <jackiek> Thanks K-Com <MaysonDrake> YAY ALL!! <CapeFtish> Thank you K-Com! <Nan> Definitely good work, K-Comm <KSaraSara> ROTFL! <BriGal> lol! <ChiefPam> rofl <sistersue> hee <Olympe> rofl * MaysonDrake plants chairbombs... bwahaha! <Doranwen> rofl Kae <Wendyr> re! <SaskiaK> thanks for all the hard work, K-Com! <MetroRhodes> lol <MrsMosley> Wow... what a year... <AnnaBtG> thank you K-Com! <Meowoof> Thanks for all your hard work, guys. <Wendyr> well done K-Com! <Olympe> 4It is hereby assured that no real chairs were harmed in this ceremony. <MetroRhodes> YAY! <MetroRhodes> Wonderful! <Kaethel> LOL! <ChiefPam> lol <Doranwen> ROFL Olympe! <MetroRhodes> So much fun! <MrsMosley> lol Mellie! <Triciaw> Thanks everyone!!!! And congratulations! <ELK> Wonderful job, KCOm! Thanks!!!! <Kaethel> Congrats to all the winners! <MetroRhodes> See you all next year. <g> <Kaethel> and thanks, guys :) <MetroRhodes> Yes, congrats to all the winners!!! * BriGal changes topic to 'Thank you for joining the 2007 Kerth Awards! See you next year! And don't forget, Alt-Kerths are on June 23rd!' <ChiefPam> This was a terrific ceremony, guys! <Kaethel> now if you excuse me, it's 3:11 am here and I'm gonna crash... <Meowoof> It's a save the chairs campaign. <MrsMosley> how do you leave the awards channel without quitting IRC altogether? <ChiefPam> night! <Kaethel> thanks Pam :)))) <MrsMosley> Night Kae! <KSaraSara> aww thanks, Kae!!!!! <JulieS> aww night H!!! <Doranwen> click on the X in the channel window <Meowoof> Hit the x in the upper right hand corner. <MrsMosley> oh duh :) <Babsi__> bye everyone <Kaethel> sorry I'm not staying for the party. I'm getting old <g> <MaysonDrake> click on the little x in the chat indow D <BriGal> Ctrl-F4 <Kaethel> and decrepit <g> <MaysonDrake> ...widnow :D <SaaraB> night K! <BriGal> don't confuse it with Alt-F4, which closes the program <KSaraSara> yes, 25 soon, eh? <|Evilness> night, Kae, great job! * MrsMosley hugs Sue tight <ELK> Night K! <AnnaBtG> night everyone! <Kaethel> LOL Sara <JulieS> nah, she's always 24 <g> <MaysonDrake> BriGal, your technical button pushing hurts my brain... <SaskiaK> night Kae! * BriGal grins <Olympe> Goodnight! <MaysonDrake> ;) <Kaethel> absobleedinglutely! 24! <Meowoof> Someone is going to do a log, right? <BriGal> sorry.. I'm a total keyboard person... <KSaraSara> LOL <YConnell> Night, all! * JulieS goes to watch the new DOCTOR WHO episode now <g> <BriGal> who is doing the log this year? Pam or Yvonne? <BriGal> :-P Julie <YConnell> Moi <ChiefPam> Yvonne, I assume <KSaraSara> oh bugger... forgot to download <g> <Meowoof> How do you do that? <AnnaBtG> there's always a log, Nancy <|Evilness> Y did last year's, too :) <Wendyr> aww, poor Sara <AnnaBtG> what program do you use? <ELK> I'm gonna head out, too. G'night all! :) <BriGal> ah, okay <ChiefPam> night, Erin! <AnnaBtG> night Erin! <Nan> Well, I'd like to stick around for the party, but there are four starving males in this house, so I need to go get dinner. <MrsMosley> night Erin! <Wendyr> night Erin! |